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Link #101872 submitted by thatmikeykid on Dec 15, 2005 01:07am.   (+580XP)
http://www.viafin-atlas.com
Viafin-Atlas are the world leaders in the manufacture of artificial foreskin for circumcised men. After 20,000 hours of research and development over five years, Viafin-Atlas proudly offer the SenSlip - the world's first ever artificial retractable foreskin for circumcised men.  
 
The SenSlip is an innovative concept, designed to promote male sexual health and well-being. With patents pending worldwide, it is practical, comfortable to wear, and most importantly - it works.  
 
Exclusively for circumcised men, the SenSlip will help to restore the sensitivity of the penis, and protect the glans from the dryness and chafing caused by constant exposure to, and rubbing against, clothing. It looks, feels and works similar to a real foreskin.


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Posted by deathburger on Dec 15, 2005 01:10am

umm... that's retarded. What's next, an artificial umbilical cord?

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Posted by deathburger on Dec 15, 2005 01:22am

Assuming this link isn't an attempt at humor...  
 
the SenSlip will help to restore the sensitivity of the penis,  
 
No, it won't. Circumcision doesn't desensitize the way people think. That line makes it sound like if you get the tip nipped you won't feel anything. Bull.  
 
and protect the glans from the dryness and chafing caused by constant exposure to, and rubbing against, clothing.  
 
Also doesn't happen, unless you're wearing your clothing wrong in which case you'd chafe with or without a foreskin. Bull #2.  
 
Viafin-Atlas does not make any warranty in respect of the accuracy ... of any of the information contained on this website  
...  
Any reliance you place on any material on this website will be at your sole risk.  
...  
In particular, our services and information do not constitute any form of advice or recommendation by us and are not intended to be relied upon by you in making any specific medical or other decision.  
...  
The SenSlip is designed to be worn at leisure in accordance with the SenSlip program for the greater part of the day. It has not been designed for use during sexual activity and although it could be used as a masturbation aid at the discretion of the owner, it is not a sex toy and must never be inserted into any part of the body.
 
 
It's the equivalent to a penis pump. An individual sex toy, in spite of what they claim, which is useless with another person involved.

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Posted by thatmikeykid on Dec 15, 2005 01:28am

you're sure getting defensive... sure you don't own one?  
:P

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Posted by shigpit on Dec 15, 2005 01:29am

Mmm. False advertising.  
 
"Hello? Consumer Reports? Yeah, I'd like you to try out a product for me. Mmm-hmmm. No, no, it's not a refrigerator. No, no, it's not a car. No, they call it a 'retractable foreskin.' Yeah, foreskin. For the penis. Right, penis. No, I'm not crazy. I want to know if it's worth buying. No, please don't hang up ... ple-hello? Hello?"

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Posted by thatmikeykid on Dec 15, 2005 01:32am

hehe.

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Posted by The Exile on Dec 15, 2005 02:10am

bwahahahaha

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wow
Posted by rabruzzo on Dec 16, 2005 12:13am

skin merkin!

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