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Posted by shigpit
on Dec 15, 2005 01:29am
Mmm. False advertising.
"Hello? Consumer Reports? Yeah, I'd like you to try out a product for me. Mmm-hmmm. No, no, it's not a refrigerator. No, no, it's not a car. No, they call it a 'retractable foreskin.' Yeah, foreskin. For the penis. Right, penis. No, I'm not crazy. I want to know if it's worth buying. No, please don't hang up ... ple-hello? Hello?"
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