You too can join the growing legions of Prohibiton-era bootleggers and boozehound college students! Make your own spirits from simple goods! Become the prison sweetheart (Unless they're onto you, in which case you're gonna have to stick with pruno.)  
For more spirit-making information, see kingnerd's previous post.  
 
NSFW everywhere but New Zealand due to legality of actually making moonshine without proper permits.
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Matt Oneiros: Very nice explanation of the process and how it works in the link!
Cut-Off title
UnfathomableJ: Sorry for the cut-off title, but I had a great urge to parody the Kubrick film.  
 
Title: "Distilling Alcohol: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Booze"  
 
Parody: "Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"  
deathburger: Most of us will get it I think if you cut it off at "worrying". :)