Words of Wisdom [last update: 12/06/03]
The Worshippers

ANTIMUSICK: Thank you to the jplt / linkfilter staff for allowing me to continue contributing to content to this fine place. with out me there would be 10.5% less links. But If I'm gone it's because of a non public acceptable use policy.
glitch: makin' it relevant, just for the hell of it.
FuzzyDave: Be You Angels? No, we are but Men -- ROCK! -- The D
grimrides: I only like 'em if they're tall, dark and gruesome...Like you.  
- Girly duck to Daffy Duck, Looney Tunes

The Fiends

lagbnaft: Kill-um all let God sort-um out!(or allah)
bear: George and the man with the yellow hat arrive at a Halloween party, but they aren't wearing costumes. No matter, there are plenty in an old trunk upstairs, and soon George is trying on all kinds of outfits. But when he wants to look in the mirror, George finds he has to jump on the bed. Downstairs, the partygoers begin to hear noises. Then the lights go out and they hear a crash! Uh-oh. Did someone say the word ghost?
beaglebot: The man keeps trying to knock me down, but I keep on coming back up and messing with his tie
potatono: It's always funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious.
clu: "I desire macaroni pictures." - MCP Moses, South Park

The Addicts

i7dealer: 92 files compiled...3 libraries built...11 executables built...100 files binplaced...The taste of success.
jones: i am both noun and verb.
fb-: Suck it.
Mac123: A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
subtek: Rock rock to the Planet Rock , don't stop

The Crackheads


ultrafastx: Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with ... molecular structures.
cranberrylush: I like it, here, in Toon World!
madtbone: Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.

The Immortals

Dart-:Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare the Truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare. Voltaire
cornpone: laugh as much as you can. eat as many hot wings as you can. (animated fasteners gif)>
fabulon7: send me money
dneid: That's why I don't put my fingers near anything valuable when I go over bumps.
smith: "Sometimes, wanting is better than having. I know it seems illogicial, but it is nevertheless often true." ---Mr.Spock
bender: I prefer to think of myself not as a "Loser" but rather as a "Non-winner." Love the bender - he is the Id in Idea. He has an In your face attitude and is a hard living, swearing, drinking, smoking, robot porn loving, robot that everybody loves. My new Mission statement: I will do for the Neo-Ludditism movement what the Bauhaus School did for Art Deco. (paste super-cool morphing graphic thingy here)
soulorcell: Something sees everything I look at...Yikes!!
jeffro: "I thought my life would be more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track" -Calvin
amsterdamn: (pic of pres. Bush)"This website sucks!"
justme: ummm lost for words.
darkstar: "Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed...The world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children... This is not a way of life at all, in any true sense. Under the cloud of threatening war, it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron." - Eisenhower
yoyology: I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
HardyHar: Wisconsin! Come and smell our dairy air!
Muirwylde: Only now and again do I suddenly sit up from my dreams to a scent a rare fragrance It comes on the south wind a vague hint that makes me ache with longing like the eager breath of summer wanting to be completed I didn't know what was so near or that it was mine...

The Unearthly's

ampersand2001: When I look at you * Oh, I dont know what I feel * Once in a while * And you make me laugh * And I'll sleep tomorrow * And it won't be long * Once in a while * Then you take me down * When you walk away * When you say "I do" * Oh, but I don't believe in you * I can't forget it * No...oooh * When you sleep tomorrow * And it won't be long * Once in a while * When you make me smile * When you turn your long blonde hair *
shigpit: The white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no parking in the red zone.
Laura: If the government were put in charge of the Sahara Desert, in five years there'd be a shortage of sand.
owl: Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Morgaine: Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities Voltaire (1694 - 1778)

The Incomparables

fluffy: In the end one loves one's desire and not what is desired. -FWN
couchdive: The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? *Stolen from Bash.org
bodybait: We all share The earth together. act like it!
bbbach: w00p!
darkside: As far as reality is concerned, I don't even know where it is.
airbiskit: I'm a custard man, actually. .
champthom: Uh...hi, I guess o.o. And- XD!
millermeteor75: If Huffy made an airplane, would you fly in it?

The Genius'

talos4: I browse therefore I am
mango_legs: All your mangoes are belong to us.
Eddie: The nature of Monkey was irrepressible!
mgee: dt! Worldwide 2003 digitexturia.com

The Masters

Ra: "Death is certain, life is not. "
manGina: um...buh
berfle: greets
pyro.furiosus: You might be wondering what my avatar is. It's a macrophage sending out a pseudopod to engulf an E. coli bacteria. Yum.
innocent: It's all about me.
ortenzia caviglia: there fell a tear, a singult tear, the loveliest of all tears (I mean for those crylove fables fans who are 'keen' on the pretty- pretty commonface sort of thing you meet by hopeharrods) for it was a leaptear. But the river tripped on her by and by, lapping as though her heart was brook: Why, why, why! Weh, O weh I'se so silly to be flowing but I no canna stay! -James Joyce
defstef: don't hate, congratulate.
emtee: i don't like you
Mc Fackety: Where are the hookers?
hammer of truth: Ratopolis Syndrome: Put rats in a certain environment, increase their number while increasing their food ration. Once the numbers reach a certain level, they start killing each other savagely even if they have enough food to eat. Perhaps the end of time relates to the end of spaces. It does for rats, anyway.

The Incredibles

geekdashboy: Java. Java! Jaaaavaaaa!!! *sobs uncontrollably*
melee0116: Stupidity unlike genius has no limits.
ninja-lad: Happiness is a comfy couch, an icy beverage, and a stack of DVDs as tall as a medium-tall thing...maybe a tree. Yeah. I need a nap. Or maybe better stimulants.
Vampyre Delight: September 18, 2003 - I was saddened to learn at Link Filter you lose ALL your refunded CP if you do not use them the same day. Since I am not hear 24/7, I feel I am being cheated. The end. But leaving is too easy.
hatton98: I'm here because writing 'Where the Hell Was I?' wasn't wasting quite enough time...
TonyMotorola: Baby Bye Bye Bye
timecube: Ignorance of timecube is stupid and evil!
kpeterson75: If you find a $5 bill on the ground. It is mine, I droped it earlier.
Mullet: I don't know.

The Amazings

affiliate19: "There is no absolute."
tuvaorbust: What can you do?
Skidplate: A Drunk , A Pervert, A Druggie and a Womanizer! But they call the Salamminizer
gbaker: "What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."
misycarrot: I am a fr34k.
gnosis23: i like toast.
Ritholtz: Slower traffic please get out of the left lane...
cam78aro88: hello
aktaeon: Stay away from those cans.
sublum: today is the first day of the rest of the time after yesterday

The Astonishings

DaAsian: Im asian....
ricardo: Love is the only direction we need.
dewpublic: My Purpose / Mission is: Creator of infrastructure, equipment, processes and systems used to awaken, support, nurture and co-create individual and societal evolution. Together with other individuals and groups I / We are changing the world. The sense / feeling you have about a huge change in the world is what we are creating together. We are living in the new world as we create it. Together we are victorious!
lorddimwit: 'Wally, what is this? It is death, my boy: they have deceived me.'
ecrivain: It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Duobis: All your base are belong to us!
shadowyhealer: If you can't be good atleast be good at it.

The Experts

nanderthol: Let's go Nomahh!
dinielscissorhands: Are you feeling lucky, punk?
dogwelder: I like to have things that I like to have.
LazyDervish: "In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." -Carl Sagan
damient98: Boyakasha!
dj_licious: Music rocks!
exhilaration: Moo. Moo.
SnakeEyes: _________My desire to grow more in time, would be to succeed in measures and visions.. . Find no reason to doubt intensity...___('-')[email protected]__

If you are level 13 or better, and you want your words of wisdom edited in this journal, let me know...  
 
 

That was cool
beaglebot: and a lot of work
cornpone: yep, that was cool. i usually change my words of wisdom every now and then. currently i dont have any. i shall update them so keep an eye out SC.
soulorcell: when you post your wow let me know and I'll add it...I won't be able to check all the profiles, so you guys need to catch me in chatter or just comment somewhere...I stay fairly current on comment scans...btw, thanks for the cudo's lf, but it was more fun than work...profile wows can be an interesting insight...ie:"potatono: It's always funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious."... :P
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fabulon7: crazy
damn!
glitch p-udding: wow. nice job. so....anyone care to discuss where their quotes came from? mine is a line from a De La Soul song.
jones: mine is from the introductory narration in magnolia
madtbone: Mine is from Macbeth, Act 5/scene 5/lines 24-28
darkstar: Mine, which I noticed qualifies as the most verbose ramble of them all, comes from an article recently posted on this site, called "Hate Talk 101" by Maureen Farrell.
ultrafastx: mine is from Army of Darkness.

Now, gimme some sugar.

soulorcell: mine is a flashback of a drug induced revelation...
bear: mine just went along with my icon..
beaglebot: Mine is something that just stuck in my head from Fidonet. it was either that or "Ma, ma, come quick! There's a man in a skirt torturing a wee plaid cow"
soulorcell: I'm starting to think "words of wisdom" is the linkfilter rhetoric/parable/riddle entry denoting the state of sanity of this community...and I always thought you were one of the stable ones bbot :P  
Yikes...  
buliding...
i7dealer: Mine comes from the almighty compilier, praises be.
edited to update...
soulorcell: constructive critique welcome...
this has
cornpone: been updated
jones: so have my words of wisdom.  
i both noun and verb. really.
soulorcell: HAHAheHAHAHA...  
does it really say that? sorry :P  
want me to fix it? I kinda like it like that :P
soulorcell: it says "I am both noun and verb", but I really think you should consider "I both noun and verb"...hehehe :P
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beaglebot: Man we've been here a long time
LowFlyingMule: Where did everybody go?
fabulon7: My words of wisdom still apply.
affiliate19: Ah, soulorcell. That dude made me smile on a regular basis.  
 
I find it amusing that antimusick is at the top. You know, he's still around here somewhere. I'm sure of it. I smell him from time to time. ;]  
 
I like airbiskit's: "I'm a custard man, actually."  
yoyology's is pretty slick too: "I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
FoolProof: I'm glad you ditched the ginormous theatrical words of wisdom.
update
madtbone: Bitch, I'm here to tell you that it's going to be alright. We'll get through this shit, motherfucker, just you wait.