heppi anniversary MIKE and SanDI!
Schauspieler> http://www.google.com/trends?q=f- ried+chicken%2C+bacon&ctab=2&dat- e=all&geo=all more popular than bacon?
thatmikeykid> the chicken has entered his bloodstream. it's only a matter of time now.
crataegus> hey, fd.
!! DonkaWechico is around.
thatmikeykid> woo! thanks fuzzyD!
Schauspieler> more popular than bacon?
FuzzyDave> hola crat & shausi
pdxpogo> salid fd!
FuzzyDave> my blog just got slammed by a bunch of hits from LF, so i thought i stop by and investigate.
shigpit> This is intriguing
thatmikeykid> hey fuzzydave is the videowombat blog yours?
thatmikeykid> took me all day to put that together
pdxpogo> we miss you but am glad you stops by from time to time
FuzzyDave> ayup. I am the VideoWombat
thatmikeykid> yeah it is indeed nice to see yas
!! Aphexian is around.
pdxpogo> I noticed you were bitchin about all your Googlevideo stuff ;-)
pdxpogo> wasn't much on the wombat the other day I think you had just started it
FuzzyDave> i wish i'd been able to get ahold of shigpit last week. over 11 percent of all of my visitors were from israel. I was ecstatic. "I finally have Jew Appeal!"
FuzzyDave> pdx: yeh. it's only a couple weeks old.
thatmikeykid> i think champy posted it here
FuzzyDave> shiggy: if i get my Israel stats up to 20 percent can i be amember of the tribe?
pdxpogo> I followed a beag link to his station wagon thing which led me to the wombat
FuzzyDave> beagles! christ, it's like Old Home Week
* * * shigpit sends a mohel after Fuzzy with a rusty knife.
beaglebot> Si si
FuzzyDave> beag: VW got a shitload o' hits from LF. i had to investigate.
FuzzyDave> turns out Champers posted the linky on the main page.
beaglebot> I just saw that
thatmikeykid> linkfilter in action!
* * * thatmikeykid puts on his trademark otter hat.
beaglebot> I was doing unspeakale things to pictures of Kari Byron so I was distracted
FuzzyDave> tonight i tracked down a visitor whom i didn't know and discovered that he'd set up a link to VW in his blog. I gots Stranger Appeal now.
Schauspieler> I want an trademark otter hat!!!!
beaglebot> sweet, I'm still waiting
pdxpogo> shiggers fuzzy and beag on the same screen!
beaglebot> Tho I need to mvoe my statcounter code to eb 2.0 to get some proper stats
FuzzyDave> Shigger and Fuzzy and Beagles -- OH MY!
Schauspieler> Beware the Stranger Danger!
* * * pdxpogo is having a flashback
beaglebot> You need a VW cafepress store
FuzzyDave> I'm trying to design an Official Wombateer hat
thatmikeykid> maybe it can be made reversible
thatmikeykid> we'll have to outsource the labor to bengladesh though
beaglebot> Hell, I'm still working on getting that banner to replace the blue thing in woprdpress
FuzzyDave> Reversable??? so one could turn the hat inside out and see the wombat's guts?
thatmikeykid> well sure, or whatever else you deemed amusing
!! bear is around.
thatmikeykid> or maybe it's happy on one side, and angry on the other
FuzzyDave> hey, you brought it up. Freak.
thatmikeykid> wombats are fickle creatures.
!! fabulon7 is around.
crataegus> You turn it inside out and end up it's an echidna on the inside.
thatmikeykid> just lookin' out for your marketing strategy. it's important.
!! Mac123 just posted TypoTracker - Find the cheapest eBay listings instantly!.
* * * deathburger ties FD's shoelaces to the couch legs so he can't leave.
FuzzyDave> or turn it inside out to reveal a plush, molecular model of chlamydia
thatmikeykid> with moving parts!
thatmikeykid> and scent-emitting diodes
thatmikeykid> hell while we're at it, it needs a laser.
FuzzyDave> so, i gotta design a hat featuring a chlamydia-infected, reversible marsupial with laser-guided scent appeal?
thatmikeykid> blork= bjork + bacon
FuzzyDave> That is soooo September 10th.
shigpit> Where's ufx when you need him?
thatmikeykid> and i want the first one that rolls of the bengladeshian assembly line
FuzzyDave> you gotta deal, mikey
thatmikeykid> saying "That is sooooo September 10th" is so September 10th
thatmikeykid> can someone spare a vote for this link, so i don't miss out of the refundage? kthx!
FuzzyDave> i was just gonna ask if anyone needed refunds before i leave!
deathburger> Fine, don't say hi to me. I don't like you anyway, meanie. ;p
FuzzyDave> DB! you big dumb poopyhead!
* * * thatmikeykid beams.
FuzzyDave> come on folks: post yer GimmeVotes link.
Schauspieler> Fuzzy Nudge
FuzzyDave> i can't remember what the URL string is for that anymre.
thatmikeykid> if you insist..
deathburger> The refunds got jacked up recently, now you have to hit an 8.0 average out of 12 votes.
Schauspieler> Yay!!!! Thanks Fuzzy
thatmikeykid> oh boy there we go
FuzzyDave> cripes that's high
!! philipov is around.
thatmikeykid> refunds are much more rare these days
crataegus> It has cut down on refundafscking
deathburger> Seems to work though. Got more users these days, I guess the idea was to keep people from monopolizing the front page.
deathburger> And that other stuff.
shigpit> So's FuzzyDave, but we digress.
!! Timmy is around.
!! thatmikeykid posted a poll 'Does FuzzyDave make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside?'.
shigpit> So's FuzzyDave, but we digress.
shigpit> And you don't want ME rare, otherwise you open yourself up to many diseases.
deathburger> Nice blog btw, it's getting bookmarked. :)
Schauspieler> LOL Shiggy
shigpit> Schazzy -- not THOSE diseases. :p
!! thatmikeykid posted a poll 'Would you buy a hat featuring a chlamydian infected, reversible marsupial hat with laser-guided scent appeal?'.
Schauspieler> don't want to get Shiggynosis
thatmikeykid> oh boy i mangled that
thatmikeykid> don't vote yet!
* * * FuzzyDave still has 194 points to waste
shigpit> ROFL Waffles.
!! mooncrow is around.
shigpit> The breakfast of a n00b generation.
thatmikeykid> please feel free to 10 vote all of my links.
crataegus> ...ah, if only I could have mayonnaise on my sammich.
crataegus> Careful, shiggy...n00b is insulting.
21:53:58> ...and 1 vote all of budfield and tugly's links.
!! thatmikeykid posted a poll 'Violin-lin-lin?'.
shigpit> It's almost impossible to insult FD. And he knows he's no n00b, it wasn't in his direction.
!! substrate is around.
thatmikeykid> he's more of a r00b
!! numike is around.
* * * FuzzyDave is a r00b n00b w/man b00bs
shigpit> fl00zy [email protected]
21:57:04> ..and restore all your journals...
21:57:40> ..and steal your avatar back...
FuzzyDave> whaaaa?? i asked glitch to retire the bebbi face. who's using it now?
thatmikeykid> it's been around like a 2 bit hooker
crataegus> His Assholiness.
thatmikeykid> and it's quite sad
Schauspieler> Bud Tugly
FuzzyDave> that's fucking hilarious
22:01:45> kick his ass!
crataegus> Because he's using a baby head, or because he's using your former avatar?
FuzzyDave> both, actually.
beaglebot> He thought things like "I should piss everyone off and take fuzzydave's old avatar"
thatmikeykid> time to go home. nite filter !
thatmikeykid> nite all!
FuzzyDave> night mikey! hug sandi for me!
Schauspieler> night Mikey
beaglebot> and "beags will have kittens"
beaglebot> and missed the point when I said something
shigpit> Mikey doesn't know the baby isn't his yet, Dave, does he?
thatmikeykid> i shall!
beaglebot> kinda like every time I say anything these days I feel
* * * thatmikeykid pokes shigpit. Plutonically.
* * * thatmikeykid bolts for the door.
* * * beaglebot quits rambling
22:06:22> what the fuck are YOU doing back here?
crataegus> You can't blame the time for the audience, beag.
FuzzyDave> If anyone got pissed over it, that's pretty sad. i'd like to think was more this place than an avatar.
crataegus> It was the intention behind it, FD. He can try to sell it as destroying a sacred cow all he wants, but he did it to get a rise out of people.
22:07:49> heh...imagine, seeing fuzzydave, beags and shiggy in the LF chatter.
22:08:08> well heck, i guess I'd better log in, too.\
darkstar> Shit, it's been nearly a year since I was here last.
darkstar> Place smells musty.
deathburger> If that's darkstar someone tie him down so he stays!
shigpit> oh mah gawd
shigpit> db, you don't want to tie d* down.
darkstar> Howdy all!
deathburger> I thought that stampy was familiar.
Schauspieler> damn, this is the quickest I've gone thru levels, was lvl 35 end of april, lvl 36 over the weekend, now only 885xp from 37, I'm on fire
FuzzyDave> werd, shiggy. that's the meter starts running. and i don't have that kinda swag on me.
darkstar> Thirty-whaaa? Level 37???
darkstar> Hey Schau!
darkstar> When did LF get more levels?
darkstar> holy crap, i'm level fifty three!
deathburger> bb added a bunch of new ones recently. Goes up to 60 something I think.
Schauspieler> earlier this year
Schauspieler> 75 db :)
!! darkstar is around.
darkstar> "Versed"? what the hell kinda lame is that? I used to be an LF God or something.
darkstar> heh...same old chatter, though
shigpit> making your way in the world today takes everything you got ... taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot ... wouldn't you like to get away ... sometimes you gotta go where everybody knows your name ...
Schauspieler> "A God I tell you! A GOD!!!"
darkstar> heya db, pogo!
FuzzyDave> darkstar: i'm a "Gold Star User" now. Sounds like if you get high enough on the LF ladder, you need Crotch Powder.
pdxpogo> though you had started your political career and disavowed us ;-) you just made my year ;-)
darkstar> Hey, it's MEDICATED.
Schauspieler> yeah, but the late night chatters not the same without you, darkstar...now I gotta but up with pogo and DB LOL
Schauspieler> errr, put up....butt up don't sound right
pdxpogo> LOL schaus we keep you honest
darkstar> well, i occasionally loft thru here to scope out links, but because i'm not logged in, i seldom see the chatter (at the bottom of the screen). I happened to scroll past and saw the Usual Suspects in chatter.
FuzzyDave> sounds about right from this angle
pdxpogo> DB and I don't swing that way butt....
!! jones is around.
FuzzyDave> pogo, you and ds gots Rough Trade written all over ya.
!! azkrat is around.
!! Champthom just posted How Your Tax Dollars Support the Boy Scouts of America.
pdxpogo> wel it is just wonderful seeing all the anchients in the chatter at once
FuzzyDave> errr... db
Schauspieler> Yeah, you keep me honest, pogo....DB just makes me post links with "triple dog dares"
darkstar> holy cow, and jones, too!
* * * shigpit grabs the vine and swings and jumps into the lake
pdxpogo> you mean db ds is a metro guy
darkstar> Hey, I'm "bendy".
Schauspieler> ummmmm....shiggy, that's the sewage pond....
pdxpogo> jones has been logging in never really has much to say
FuzzyDave> prolly not jones, but glitch in drag
shigpit> schazzy, i'm a pig, remember?
darkstar> So how's things going round these parts?
Schauspieler> LOL! I just nearly spit my Dr Pepper over that, Fuzzy
shigpit> FD, I know you want to drag Glitch, but it's probably not a good idea.
pdxpogo> Hebrew brand
darkstar> Hey JONES! Where's Link??
pdxpogo> it is a kinder gentler linkfilter anymore darkstar
shigpit> d*, things are good here. how's things there?
* * * crataegus looks innocent.
!! timecube is around.
pdxpogo> kinda boring really but you know it is still better than TV
darkstar> Last I heard, Link was supposed to be heading to shiggy's pad...
Schauspieler> wait a minute.....shigpit....you move the "t" and the "g" you get OMG!!
darkstar> things are good here. it's 4:25 am
shigpit> crat, innocent as much as britney spears is.
pdxpogo> still in the south of France?
shigpit> d*, I have no Link.
pdxpogo> must be time zones and all
!! rollo3 is around.
darkstar> yeh, in france. i head back home permanently in August.
Schauspieler> w00t! level 37 now, Yay!
pdxpogo> wow short timer
FuzzyDave> Yay Shausi!
darkstar> congrats, schau!
shigpit> drop't schau?
FuzzyDave> Suck the Teat of the Sacred Cow!!
* * * shigpit offers a piggy nipple
pdxpogo> damn now he is gonna have a swelled head all night
crataegus> I was spamming his posts to convince him to make me disco fries.
pdxpogo> not only leveled up but blessed by the anchients
!! amberella posted a poll 'Your Favorite Planet'.
fabulon7> What the hell is going on here?
darkstar> it's a damn funky rumpus, fab!
crataegus> you're caught in a time warp
fabulon7> I dig.
darkstar> strangest damn thing i ever saw
cornpone> that's what i'm talking about, fab. wtf?
pdxpogo> the joint is jumpin
darkstar> holy frijoles: i's pone!
!! Schauspieler posted a poll 'Were you there for the "Great Linkfilter Chatter Reunion of 2006"?'.
fabulon7> w. t. f.
!! nenequesadilla is around.
cornpone> all of a sudden it's a troll parade. what gives???
darkstar> is there some strange stellar thing going on tonight?
darkstar> Screw you, hippie!
FuzzyDave> "I sucked the hairy teat of an LF Sacred Cow and All I got was this t-shirt. Oh, and this lip fungus thing."
crataegus> I think Mercury must be in retrograde, only no one noticed.
!! Aphexian is around.
Schauspieler> and it's cornpone! Yay!
* * * darkstar hugs everyone in the chatter
fabulon7> The moon is very bright out here.
* * * fabulon7 hugs everyone except darkstar.
FuzzyDave> My moon's a fuckin' tard
* * * fabulon7 has his reasons.
pdxpogo> jump in lurkers get your chatter caught next to immortals ;-)
* * * shigpit pats cornpone on the back, realize he's mounted a female unicorn, then backs. away. slowly.
* * * fabulon7 wants you to stop asking about the f'ing reasons, OK?
* * * fabulon7 caves in to pressure and hugs darkstar too.
crataegus> um, ok, fab...
darkstar> fab has to be careful around me, lest my animal magnetisms prove too irresistible...
* * * darkstar slips fab some tongue
pdxpogo> if that drunk journalist from Alaska/Tennessee showed up to talk with crickets...
!! bgruagach is around.
cornpone> /p shiggy /spelling/unicorn=unicorn.-
* * * Schauspieler hugs fab, my favorite Canuck
shigpit> d*, at least buy him dinner first.
shigpit> sorry, cornpone.
fabulon7> All this attention is making me wooooozy.
pdxpogo> schaus neb=ver met a canuck he wouldn't do
* * * Schauspieler gets some maple syrup and mayonaise STAT!
fabulon7> A wise policy.
Schauspieler> LOL pogo
crataegus> Yes, he has...but he's related to those ones
fabulon7> I have some real maple syrup in my fridge right now.
!! Autodafe is around.
darkstar> mmm...poutine and maple syrup
shigpit> Is that a Canuck Luther?
Schauspieler> it's like a dollar a gallon there
pdxpogo> Irish Vermonters favorite drink
fabulon7> I'll bet you can get maple syrup poutine somewhere.
!! Schauspieler posted a poll 'Have you ever met a Canuck you wouldn't do?'.
darkstar> Here's a great tragedy of LF:
darkstar> too far away to enjoy a maple syrup poutine with each other.
shigpit> Webcam! International Poutine Meeting!
fabulon7> I'll bet that's a blessing.
Schauspieler> I'm thinking Mr McEyestabby and I are going to have poutine for dinner tonight
pdxpogo> settle for VFodka and Splenda?
fabulon7> Poutine is tasty.
Schauspieler> LMAO Shiggy!
crataegus> We better.
fabulon7> But none of that cheese and gravy on fries cheap-assed substitute.
darkstar> Umm...is "poutine" a euphemism?
fabulon7> Although that is also tasty.
Schauspieler> VFodka? is that cheaper than Povovs?
* * * shigpit hooks up the webcam and opens up his (cabinet) and whips out his (maple syrup) and spreads it all over his (fries?)
fabulon7> Ummm...I meant the fries with cheese & gravy.
* * * fabulon7 asks Shiggy how the Devils did tonight.
shigpit> Devils12 2 Hurricanes 3
shigpit> dammit. We lost 3-2.
pdxpogo> Them Mighty Ducks are looking strong
darkstar> I did the gnocchi thing tonight with the girls.
Schauspieler> "I'm going to make hot, sweet poutine to you tonight, baby!"
FuzzyDave> my elderly mother is -- i swear ta god -- a huge hockey fan. She loves the Ducks.
fabulon7> The worst Canadian food product of all time.
crataegus> I'm gonna make sweet poutine to ya, woman. I'm gonna lay you down by the fryer.
Schauspieler> "Can't get enuff of your poutine, baby"
shigpit> Pooty Poot brand Poutine!
pdxpogo> Pooteen is Irish hooch moonshine pop skull
crataegus> So the immitation spam is better than that, fab?
darkstar> map-o-spread? da hell?
shigpit> You're Poutine, you're beautiful, and you're MINE!
crataegus> That's pronounced a bit differently though, pogo.
FuzzyDave> Poutine Tang is my favorite Negro
fabulon7> I liked Biggie Shorty.
darkstar> i think the worst "food" product I've ever seen was cuitlacoche.
!! dragonmage is around.
darkstar> or, a big ol' can of corn smut.
darkstar> nice an slimy
pdxpogo> Po Tine Tang is a crazy Chinese guy
fabulon7> map-o-spread is gritty, vaguely maple-flavoured, brown, sugary goo. You are supposed to put it on toast.
Schauspieler> I dunno fab, that meat, cheese, macaroni loaf looked pretty bad
FuzzyDave> the last corn smut i saw had madtbone wearing assless chaps.
shigpit> Vegemite, anyone?
fabulon7> Oh yeah. I forgot that was Canadian.
crataegus> Vegemite is nummy.
pdxpogo> pauchiWish I was in the land o cotton Poutine there is not forgotten
Schauspieler> that or the Mock Chicken Loaf
!! cherwilco is around.
pdxpogo> Marmite you heretic
!! Champthom posted a poll 'Be honest, fellas - when talking to a woman, do you look their breasts a majority of the time?'.
Schauspieler> LOOK AWAY!
darkstar> Cuitlacoche is corn that forgot to wipe.
fabulon7> hahaha -- I'm amazed you remember that.
fabulon7> Yeah, I saw a picture of cuitlacoche once. That was enough.
darkstar> It leaves an impression.
!! GhettoBodhi is around.
!! scilec is around.
!! Conception is around.
crataegus> I like Marmite, too, but Vegemite is nummier.
FuzzyDave> [email protected]
!! Schauspieler posted a poll 'You Must Worst Canadian food product'.
darkstar> Well, on that appetizing note, and the fact that it's approaching dawn, I'd best trundle off to bed.
crataegus> Vegemite tastes better on toast. Marmite tastes better in mashed potatoes.
shigpit> gnight darkie. don't be a stranger to the 'filter.
darkstar> Great chatting with you all! Take care.
Schauspieler> Good Night darkstar! *hugs*
pdxpogo> night d* thanks for stopping by!
FuzzyDave> bone wheat, moan fryer
fabulon7> It's nowhere near dawn, but I have to wake up in 6 hours. I'm going too.
crataegus> gnight darkstar
darkstar> *hugs all 'round*
* * * fabulon7 is actually following darkstar to bed....
shigpit> As am I.
shigpit> It's our lucky night!
Schauspieler> hehe, night fab
shigpit> Erm ...
shigpit> g'night everyone.
FuzzyDave> night all. Thanks for the plug, Champers!
Schauspieler> WooHoo! LF Orgy!
FuzzyDave> that didn't come out right.
fabulon7> Heheh. Buenos Nachos, doritos!
* * * FuzzyDave hops off the couch, trips, realizes DB has tied his shoelaces and hops off to bed....
pdxpogo> night fuzzyone
crataegus> gnight, fd
Schauspieler> night fuzzy
* * * deathburger chuckles
deathburger> Bye to everyone who's leaving...