figured this would be a better place
Posted by thatmikeykid 11 years ago
Old Yourfriend was trollin' around  
Linkfilter City like a big fark-ground  
when suddenly Deathburger burst from the chatter  
and hit Yourfriend with a comment spatter  
Yourfriend got pissed and turned real blue  
but didn't expect to get a saving roll from Hugh2d2  
who proceeded to open up his Dungeon Master's Guide  
when AB came out and stuck a tv-card in his side  
 
and he started beating up Mac123  
then they both got flattened by the a drunk Couchy  
but before they could do a New Comment Scan  
Lagbnaft rose up and lifted his hand  
and took a Bible out from under his hat  
and witnessed to Mikey (he was so proud of that)  
but he ran out of breath and he ran away  
because Substandard came to save the day  
 
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Linkfilter Destiny  
good guys, bad guys, and spammers as far as the broswer can see  
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be  
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Linkfilter Destiny  
 
Yourfriend took a bite out of Kassi42  
like Crataegus visiting Phil Donahue  
and then Glitch came back covered in p-p-udding  
but Shigpit jumped out and started to sing  
and MisyCarrot was injured, and trying to get steady  
when Deathburger came back, totally ready  
but suddenly his installation of Ubuntu crashed  
and while distracted he was kicked in the ass  
 
then he saw Yourfriend sneaking up from behind  
and he reached for his Otter which he just couldn't find  
'cause Thatmikeykid stole it and he made it his wife  
and Sandwoman13 was all full of strife  
then he jumped in the air and grabbed an Onley  
while Humandoing tried to get free  
from LowFlyingMule, but they posted the same link  
then they both got hit by a Potatono's kitchen sink  
 
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Linkfilter Destiny  
good guys, bad guys, and spammers as far as the broswer can see  
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be  
this is the Ultimate Showdown...  
 
Champthom called out to his friend Metreiya  
down from the heavens descended Che Guevara  
who delivered a speech which brought us all to our knees  
and Schazzy was scratching, like he had fleas  
he then fell over on to the ground  
as Princess created works of art by the pound  
but Homepipe2 saw through his ink and pen guise  
and he snapped off his horn, which made him cross his eyes  
 
then Psycomike and lola_the_ice and  
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and  
Linusmines and Leymaninnie and  
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie  
Beaglebot, rhe Adminotaur, Fuzzy Dave, and Horpy Spoondigger  
Lo Pan, Superman, every single boat rigger  
ampersand2001 and hammer of truth,  
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Scott Bluth  
all came out of no where lightning fast  
and they kicked Yourfriend in his fat troll ass  
it was the bloodiest battle the filter ever saw  
with lurkers looking on in total awe  
 
and the fight raged on for a century  
many reposts were claimed, but eventually  
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:  
BadBunny in a bloodstained sweater (and shades)  
 
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Linkfilter Destiny  
good guys, bad guys, and spammers as far as the broswer can see  
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be  
this is the Ultimate Showdown...  
this is the Ultimate Showdown...  
this is the Ultimate Showdown...  
this is the Ultimate Showdown...  
of Ultimate Linkfilter Destiny  
 
Awesome!
AB: That was really good! It got a little confusing what with people popping up all of a sudden (i.e. and MisyCarrot was injured, and trying to get steady...)  
But still, it's cool! :p
misycarrot: I thought it was cool :)
thatmikeykid: wanted to work in a lot of names:)
!
LinusMines: : great big round of applause :