DB sent me this and it made me laugh.
Posted by Bud Tugly 12 years ago
Dear Abby,  
I am a sailor in the Navy. My parents live in a suburb of Seatle and one of my sisters, who lives in Teran, is married to an Islamic extremist. My father and mother have recently been arrested for selling crack cocaine to a kindergarten class and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Tacoma. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Texas for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other currently in jail in Florida on charges of incest with his three children.  
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Los Angeles and indeed is still a part-time "working girl", however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiance utilizing her knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin.  
My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Republican?