Hehe
Posted by Schauspieler 11 years ago
A virgin girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night  
 
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a  
 
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that  
 
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love  
 
for the first time.  
 
* * * * * * * * *  
 
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex  
 
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get  
 
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and  
 
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.  
 
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and  
 
sex.  
 
* * * * * * * * *  
 
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many  
 
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family  
 
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he  
 
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.  
 
* * * * * * * * *  
 
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents  
 
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm  
 
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"  
 
* * * * * * * * *  
 
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table  
 
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly  
 
offers to say grace and bows his head.  
 
* * * * * * * * *  
 
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,  
 
with his head down.  
 
* * * * * * * * *  
 
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.  
 
* * * * * * * * *  
 
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the  
 
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the  
 
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."  
 
* * * * * * * *  
 
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your  
 
father was a pharmacist."  
 
* * * * * * * * *
I've heard a similar joke
SpearmintFur: But the ending isn't pretty.  
 
There was also a Degrassi episode based on the same thing except it was with Wheels meeting whats-her-face's mom at the drug store.