A Red wine mixer for beer drinkers
OK Here we go...
You're out of beer, but you have red wine. And yes, it sucks.
(First go get a six pack and don't deal with it.)
Then... after that beer's gone:
Mix 1 part Red Wine, and 2 parts Sprite, or Ginger Ale, or whatever white soda there is.
Add a ton of ice, and the kicker: 2 Teaspoons of sugar... because the reason the red wine sucks is because it's too dry and bitter.
Let me know how you like it.