In Which XIV Receives A Gentleman Caller In His Chat Window
Posted by XIV 9 years ago
Apologies for length, but I felt it should be preserved. Some names have been changed, others haven't.  
 
Mysterious Stranger  
purrrrrrrr  
XIV  
ez tiger  
Mysterious Stranger  
ahghghh  
prrrr  
prrrr  
XIV  
y so serious kitteh  
Mysterious Stranger  
wishes go to thatwishes  
kitties  
they dont know  
XIV  
this aint gonna be like wishmaster is it?  
i'm not giving a pharmacist super cancer  
Mysterious Stranger  
not in a boring kind of waY  
I SPray cansr  
f em  
there is the end at mny cancert  
or beat mouster  
blowsies feels rum  
XIV  
i feel like i've known you my entire life  
Mysterious Stranger  
well you know boot and geoff  
XIV  
this is true  
Mysterious Stranger  
i am them that was the bad one  
i was in obvct  
obct  
XIV  
orly  
Mysterious Stranger  
before i coyul;d eslk  
beforer i woulc walk  
io dunoo  
i made up obct  
XIV  
i had no idea  
Mysterious Stranger  
obce  
ob  
cd  
something  
yummie  
i dunno  
i am not anything  
you should know about me  
tgo ask geoffgdfdd  
XIV  
i just play keys and scream  
very ignorant of such things  
Mysterious Stranger  
much more brilliant than me  
dude  
do you like talk ing t90 ke\  
due  
dude  
XIV  
always  
Mysterious Stranger  
join mybAND HAHAHAHAHA  
IM SAOIREREY  
I ONLY WANT YOU TO FOLLW MY INSTRUCTIONS IF I SAY IT TO YOU  
DUDE  
I ADDED YOU, BUT I MEAN AM I OK WITH YOIU  
XIV  
lol dude i have no idea who you are  
but sure  
you A number 1  
Mysterious Stranger  
WELL THATS THE DEAK  
DEAL  
IM NOT #1  
XIV  
no duke of new york?  
i dont believe it  
Mysterious Stranger  
WHY WOULD I?  
I CAN FIND IT THO  
I AM IT  
ISH  
XIV  
roger that  
Mysterious Stranger  
HEY DO YOU HAVE KIDS YET  
I KNOW ABOUT YOU  
YOU ARE FRIENDS WITH gEOFF AND bOOT  
XIV  
no kids that i know of  
Mysterious Stranger  
IM NOT FRIENDS WITH THEM ANYMORE  
XIV  
whys that?  
Mysterious Stranger  
I HAVE NO KIDS TOO  
I LET gEOFF RECORD AT MY PLACE  
CHICK KILLED A LOT OF MY KIDS  
SO I STOPPPRF MY LIFE  
XIV  
so you had kids, but the chick killed em?  
Mysterious Stranger  
YEAH  
A LOT OF TIMES  
XIV  
damn son  
Mysterious Stranger  
RIGHT BACK AT YA  
I TRIED IT  
XIV  
WHY ARE WE YELLING  
Mysterious Stranger  
OH WE ARENT  
WE ARE JUST CHAITTER CHASTTING  
ITS JUST ALL FUNNYT  
FUNNTY  
T FOR RANDOM FUN  
I DUNNO  
XIV  
capital letters make me repressed  
Mysterious Stranger  
ME TOO  
XIV  
downtrodden  
Mysterious Stranger  
BUT I TYPED THEM  
XIV  
i know!  
Mysterious Stranger  
NOW WHAT  
i can stroke  
pretty  
you are a guy  
XIV  
this is also true  
Mysterious Stranger  
where is bateman  
is he there  
XIV  
prolly at G's  
Mysterious Stranger  
really  
why  
so what is the deal  
i dont want to go to geoffs  
i just want to do anything  
or i guess who knowsd  
does Geoff liker a shadow  
i was in obct before it existd  
now wahat  
i dont wANT THIS  
NONE OF ME  
XIV  
bollocks  
you got this  
Mysterious Stranger  
cool  
its weird  
you are a dude  
wana hear some gay music ?  
i have it for you  
i made it  
XIV  
ooooooooooooooooooooh idk boot that  
see POS is takin up the space right now  
Mysterious Stranger  
OK THEN NO  
\  
?I DONT TAKE UP SPACE  
BUT I CAN SEND STUFF  
WHICH OART  
XIV  
like vacuum sack space or temporal space?  
Mysterious Stranger  
LIKE SWEDEN FINNALLY LOVING AN AMERICAN  
HIS NAME IS mIKK  
I DUNNNO  
im being nice  
XIV  
that you are  
Mysterious Stranger  
maybe, but, i only just met you  
XIV  
unfortunately i've got to not be able to talk anymore  
Mysterious Stranger  
i like to be nice  
XIV  
twas a pleasure  
Mysterious Stranger  
perfect  
a nice man yes]  
do it up\  
just do it  
if you ever need something saend me a note  
thats me  
i am that thng if you nbeed something  
i'll do it  
sure why niot  
mayb note  
no worry  
i like a no worry  
possibly  
no digits for life  
no death  
i eat it
Oh yeah?
FoolProof: Holy fzck.