Cornpone the Sciencer
Posted by FuzzyDave 8 years ago
!! cornpone is around.  
FuzzyDave> coooool  
LowFlyingMule> arf  
FuzzyDave> if cornpone had a dog, i bet it could levitate  
LowFlyingMule> if cornpone had a dog it would bite him  
FuzzyDave> and then fly the fuck away  
FuzzyDave> and corpone would yell, "HEY THUNDER TAIL! GET YER ASS BACK HERE I DIDN'T DROP ALL THAT SCIENCE ON YOU JUST SO'S YOU CAN BITE ME AND FLY AWAY" and the dog would reply, "SCREW YOU, SCIENCER! I'MA FLY TO BROOKLYN TO PLAY POOL WITH LOU REED"  
FuzzyDave> and cornpone would weep softly and then pound a mouse with a hammer.  
FuzzyDave> the end  
LowFlyingMule> hehehe  
FuzzyDave> cornpone leads an exotic life  
LowFlyingMule> he's not like the others  
FuzzyDave> he's one of the good uns  
LowFlyingMule> Sweet cornpone, kindly and good  
FuzzyDave> makin' levitatin' pups, like a Sciencer should  
FuzzyDave> he don't make no meth; he don't smoke no weed; but give him a hammer and he'll fuck up lou reed  
!! clu is around.  
FuzzyDave> the end  
LowFlyingMule> amen