Bacon tree
Posted by humandoing 8 years ago
Bacon Tree  
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........  
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Eeze bacon, I theenk."  
"Ci, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "  
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.  
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.  
"Pepe, Pepe, we eeze saved. Eeze a bacon tree."  
"Luis, maybe eeze a meerarge? We eeze in the desert don't forget."  
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerarge that smell like bacon...eeze no meerarge, eeze a bacon tree."  
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,  
"Pepe... go back man, you was right, eeze not a bacon tree!"  
"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what eeze it? "  
"Pepe.. eeze not a bacon tree. Eeze  
Eeze a ham bush...."  
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