Posted by Darwish 3 years ago
Man, I don't even know where to begin.
Start ...
kingskyprawn: ... at the part where you haven't done anything illegal yet. But seriously - what's up?
cornpone: Start here:

Not too much. I had an interview at this corporate sales gig. It was awful. Totally not my kind of place. I swear to God, there were people tossing around a nerf football, just like some marketing video. I almost walked out right there.

I had to lay someone off the other day. That was unpleasant for all concerned.

Darwish: On the maybe plus side: we rescued a mallard duckling yesterday. He is still alive, so I hope he will make it.
cornpone: I wish all the best for your mallard.
Darwish: The little guy is doing great! Eating like a horse now. He is totally hooked on us.
darkstar: *hugs the mallard*