Cool -- journal space! And they said that wasting time posting links would get me nowhere. Hah!
Anyway, I'll do what I can to make these entries fun and entertaining. Well, in future, at least. At the moment, it's all I can do to keep myself upright and non-regurgitatory. The amount of turkey-grade tryptophan, cranberries, and... um, whatever the hell's in stuffing... in my system is obscene
(By the way, there's a commercial floating around stating that 'Tryptophan is the enzyme in turkey that...
' blah blah blah, someting. I honestly don't know what's said next, or what the hell the commercial is for. Why? Because at that point in the commercial, I annoyedly growl at the television, 'Tryptophan is not an enzyme. It's an amino acid. Dumbass.
I mean, it's one thing not to know that. It's quite another to be ignorant and show your ass by saying it -- while it's simultaneously written onscreen
-- during a nationally-televised commercial, aired over and over on prime-time network stations. Again I say, 'Dumbass.
Oh, and incidentally, the anchors on SportsCenter
mentioned tryptophan this morning and got it right
. Which means that ESPN's data monkeys are either smarter, or more thorough -- or both
-- than the best and brightest Madison Avenue can come up with. How cool is that?)
Anyway, I hate to leave you without a proper introduction. (Though I think I've already made it clear that I'm a sports fan, a little snarky, and I have trouble staying on topic. Like I'm not doing right now, for instance. Bitches.)
So, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do -- I won't give you an introduction. I'll give you three. And here they are:
1. If you like, read the personal info page
I wrote for my weblog.
B. You can also read the 'About This'
page at said weblog. Roughly half of what's there will probably apply here... though I can't say which half yet. We'll see.
III. If you're not sick of me yet, try reading the first blog post
I wrote. Since that was an intro of sorts, too, you can pretend I wrote it for you here today. Or don't. I can't tell you what to do.
So, that's it for now. Read up if you like, and if the above isn't enough for you, then keep on reading. There's nearly six months of crap on the blog, and more coming every day. Plus whatever I can think of writing here. And if that's
not enough for you... then damn, man -- you've got a problem
. Take a nap or something. Find a hobby. Damn.
Where the Hell Was I?