I just signed up with Dropbox
Posted by FuzzyDave 9 years ago
I know a bunch of us would like to share stuff with each other -- pics, vids, whatever. Dropbox offers a 2GB free account.  
Check it out here  
And if you click the referral link above, we'll both get an extra 250MB. Free! I LOVE Free!
This gif is 100 Better than Indy 4
Posted by FuzzyDave 9 years ago

I am Known.
Posted by FuzzyDave 9 years ago
crataegus> also, you have until 10:00 to get your free pancakes at participating IHOP stores.  
Hugh2d2> mmmm... pannycakes  
LowFlyingMule> FuzzyDave should be easy to find this morning.  
Hugh2d2> Follow the smell of maple syrup and tears of joy?  
r03> he has probably found some occult way way of separating into several avatars so he can enjoy pannycakes at a number of IHOP locations at once  
Hugh2d2> He has become one with the pannycake spirit. FuzzyDave? In my pannycakes? It's more likely than you think.  
LowFlyingMule> well then I'm gonna need more syrup  
Hugh2d2> International House of FuzzyDave!  
r03> he is like the Ouroboros of pannycakes  
Hugh2d2> ... and lo, on the fiddy-fourth day of 20 and 10 did FuzzyDave become one with the pannycake spirit and thus, fulfilling his destiny, inhabit all IHOP's at once. And it was good. And there was much rejoicing. And also bacon.  
r03> he eats the pannycake; he IS the pannycake
Happy Valentine's Day
Posted by FuzzyDave 9 years ago
Cornpone the Sciencer
Posted by FuzzyDave 9 years ago
!! cornpone is around.  
FuzzyDave> coooool  
LowFlyingMule> arf  
FuzzyDave> if cornpone had a dog, i bet it could levitate  
LowFlyingMule> if cornpone had a dog it would bite him  
FuzzyDave> and then fly the fuck away  
FuzzyDave> and cornpone would weep softly and then pound a mouse with a hammer.  
FuzzyDave> the end  
LowFlyingMule> hehehe  
FuzzyDave> cornpone leads an exotic life  
LowFlyingMule> he's not like the others  
FuzzyDave> he's one of the good uns  
LowFlyingMule> Sweet cornpone, kindly and good  
FuzzyDave> makin' levitatin' pups, like a Sciencer should  
FuzzyDave> he don't make no meth; he don't smoke no weed; but give him a hammer and he'll fuck up lou reed  
!! clu is around.  
FuzzyDave> the end  
LowFlyingMule> amen
Posted by FuzzyDave 9 years ago
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I guess there really isn't much more to say after the dressing card is played.  
— clu
So There.
Posted by FuzzyDave 10 years ago

Heppi Kweezmuz from Me & Domo
Posted by FuzzyDave 10 years ago

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It's mah birthday! Happy Fuzzypalooza to one and all!

Notable Events of November 15th:

• 1864 – American Civil War: Union General William Tecumseh Sherman burns Atlanta, Georgia and starts Sherman's March to the Sea.

• 1920 – First assembly of the League of Nations is held in Geneva.

• 1926 – The NBC radio network opens with 24 stations.

• 1939 – In Washington, D.C., US President Franklin D. Roosevelt lays the cornerstone of the Jefferson Memorial.

• 1969 – In Columbus, Ohio, Dave Thomas opens the first Wendy's restaurant.

Notable Births:

• 1708 – William Pitt, 1st Earl of Chatham, UK Prime Minister

• 1882 – Felix Frankfurter, U.S. Supreme Court Justice

• 1887 – Georgia O'Keeffe, American painter

• 1891 – Erwin Rommel, German field marshal, "The Desert Fox"

• 1907 – Claus von Stauffenberg, leader of failed plot to assassinate Adolf Hitler

• 1919 – Joseph Wapner, American judge, "The People's Court"

• 1928 – C. W. McCall, American singer, "Convoy"

• 1929 – Ed Asner, American actor

• 1930 – J. G. Ballard, British author

• 1932 – Petula Clark, English singer

• 1937 – Yaphet Kotto, American actor

• 1940 – Sam Waterston, American actor

• 1945 – Anni-Frid "Frida" Lyngstad, singer (ABBA)

• 1951 – Beverly D'Angelo, American actress

• 1952 – Randy "Macho Man" Savage, American professional wrestler

• 1956 – Michael Hampton, American guitarist (Funkadelic)

• 1962 – FuzzyDave Smith, Mayor of the Internet

• 1968 – Ol' Dirty Bastard, American rapper

Hatepup's Booty Call
Posted by FuzzyDave 10 years ago

What Are The First Three Words You See?
Posted by FuzzyDave 10 years ago

Sadly, my three were:  

It's AB's 20th Birfdai. Tell Him How Much Love Him
Posted by FuzzyDave 10 years ago
Stosh Have Powerful Opinion. But What Is It?
Posted by FuzzyDave 10 years ago
For Beaglebot: Motor Monday Candidates
Posted by FuzzyDave 10 years ago
Card Night
Posted by FuzzyDave 10 years ago
Every afternoon, after I get home from work, i play a few hands of UNO on facebook to wind down.  
Now I know many of you don't like that game, so I'd like to propose this:  
Card Night.  
We decide on a card game (or even a boardgame) that 4 of us can play online on facebook or another free site. We'd have just as many players as needed so we don't have to deal with douchebag strangers.  
Also, we'd hook up via Skype and chat with each other. So, it'd be like we were all sitting around the same card table hanging out.  
Suggestions welcomed.
Posted by FuzzyDave 10 years ago
Make your own at squirrelizer.com
Subtle Sexy Sunday
Posted by FuzzyDave 10 years ago
Let's get a list going of subtle things that women wear (or do) that really gets the hormones carbonated. So, no "Put on a skimpy Nazi outfit and stick a train whistle into my pooper" comments.  
I'll get the balling rolling with:  
Chokers. Seriously. Nothing ups a woman's sexy quotient like a little black velvet ribbon around the neck.  
Thigh-High Stripey Socks  
What else you got?
nothing to see here. just using this as a bookmark
Posted by FuzzyDave 10 years ago
My Kenyan Birth Certificate
Posted by FuzzyDave 10 years ago
I'll Just Leave This Here
Posted by FuzzyDave 10 years ago
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For those who don't visit the Fuzzytopia
Posted by FuzzyDave 10 years ago
In April, I sent this photo to film director Michel Gondry so he could do a purty picture of me:  
Today, THIS arrived in Le Mail:  
Ayup. I am one o' the few people in the world who can say they own an original Michel Gondry water colour portrait of themselves being skull-fscked by penguin.
Success Kid Saturday
Posted by FuzzyDave 10 years ago
This is Success Kid. He is Successful.  
Click the pic, make a funny, post to Comments.
Posted by FuzzyDave 10 years ago
After four years of faithful service, the nightlight in my bathroom finally gave up the ghost.  
Sweet Dreams, Little Soldier. You served us well.
It's Time to Cleveland Steamer, LF-Style
Posted by FuzzyDave 10 years ago
crataegus> If an Ohio city is mentioned with a common noun, there's fecal matter involved.  
FuzzyDave> Toledo Cash Register; Sandusky Water Slide; Canton Feedbag  
FuzzyDave> they just write themselves  
Add your own in comments. You sick bastards.
Posted by FuzzyDave 10 years ago
I have invented a new term.  
It is used to describe a situation where you are faced with a choice to do something enjoyable or to do something that is necessary -- knowing full well that doing so will create a mood that will prevent you from going back and doing the fun thing.  
It's based on that feeling we men have had at some time or another: You really want to have a good wank, but you also need to make some poos. Oh sure, you could rub one out, but you know there's a good chance that upon ejaculation you may shit yourself. You also know that if you choose not to wank and instead go to the toilet, when you're finished, you will have lost the desire to wank.  
I'm in a fucking bad mood
Posted by FuzzyDave 10 years ago
I should be in a good mood, but I'm not.  
This afternoon i went on ebay to see if I'd won an auction for an 1849 groat. I did. Yay.  
So, I go to pay for it via PayPal and the site won't let me. I'm told that my credit card isn't "verified." I call customer service and after about 10 minutes of menu-tree hell I get some stereotypical dink in India on the line to help me.  
He tells me my card is unverified and that I needed to input a 4-digit PIN to verify the card. Where was this PIN? On my credit card statement from about 6 months back.  
"But if you charged $1.95 on my credit card, then isn't that verification that it's a legitimate card?"  
Him: "no. You need to input the 4-digit PIN from your statement to verify the card."  
"You have a record of receiving payment from me right?"  
"So, verify my card."  
"We can't verify your card unless you input the 4-digit PIN from your statement."  
"Fine. Give me the number and I'll type it in."  
Him: "I can't give you the number."  
"Why not?"  
"I don't have the number."  
"You must have the number. Otherwise, how will you know if I've entered the correct PIN?"  
"I don't have the number. You need to input the 4-digit PIN from your credit card statement to verify the card."  
After about 15 minutes of me trying to get this guy to at least acknowledge how ridiculous a system this is -- especially since they've already taken my money and despite having a record of taking my money they still have no way to activate my account -- I tell Patel to go fuck himself.  
I then call my credit card company. Same phone-tree hell, eventually get a customer service rep to look up my old statement so I can get that fucking 4-digit number.  
He finds it, I enter it into the PayPal account.  
I thank the credit card guy, who then "for my convenience" tries to enroll me in some bullshit Identity Theft Protection Program. I say no thanks. He then says, "Well, let me get the enrollment process started and if you aren't satisfied, you can cancel at any time." No thanks, I say. You've already been helpful. "Not a problem, Mr. Smith," he replies, "So now all we need to do is finish this enrollment process...."  
I hang up.  
If I dealt with my clients this way, I wouldn't have a job -- or clients. Why can everybody else get away with this horseshit? Customer Service should be this:  
"Hi. I have an issue that needs to be Resolved."  
"Issue Resolved."  
"Thank you."  
"Have A Nice Day."  
LinkFilter Collectives
Posted by FuzzyDave 10 years ago
Some of us were having fun with this link today, and it got me thinking.  
Howzabout we come up with Collective Names for each of us?  
I'll get us started:  
A schadenfreude of crataegus.  
(This is apropos on 2 levels, me thinks)  
Add to the list if the mood grabs ya.