XIV> i can't believe duluth is highlighted as a city in MN
!! badbunny is around.
FuzzyDave> lol. the "virtual" set on msnbc is built with cgi that's about the level of the 1st myst game
clu> Myst is for the birds. Seriously. That game f*cking sucked!
XIV> if you move the clock hands, olbermann comes out of the linking book and scares you
FuzzyDave> i tried playing myst for the first time earlier this year. gave up after an hour
XIV> yeah i gave up when i was 11
clu> Despite being a very amateurish product, it managed to strike ligthning.
!! chronus is around.
XIV> if akt were here he might kill you all with his sheer fury
clu> Virtual Reality Chuck Todd has a Myst puzzle of his own.
FuzzyDave> is that, or is it not, the worst cgi job you've ever seen on tv?
clu> You apparently haven't watched an Sci_fi original movies.
LowFlyingMule> hehe...it is pretty pitiful
!! nyrath is around.
FuzzyDave> heidi klum in her underwear playing guitar hero
AB> ahh, distractions
AB> whoop. BA alert
AB> closing all NSFW things
AB> where is this CGI?
AB> watching here
AB> no, they didn't
FuzzyDave> i'm hoping the CNN holographic interviews look better than this laughable garbage
LowFlyingMule> CNN has the floating pie chart
LowFlyingMule> suckit msnbc
AB> don't think my browser can handle two live feeds at the same time
AB> but... must... try
Fluffy> ugh, comments by msnbc readers are a whole other kind of stupid
Fluffy> why do I do it?
XIV> same reason i read almost every fark comment
XIV> sheer, unadulterated intellectual masochism
Fluffy> well, I'm not so sick as to read fark comments
Fluffy> I have my limits
clu> I read Fark comments. They're the best.
!! Champthom's journal has been updated.
LowFlyingMule> wifey just came home from voting. she said there was no wait at all
clu> Zero wait here in the burbs.
* * * LowFlyingMule rolls eyes at Florida
clu> Though I think smith waited since she got there slightly before the polls opened.
XIV> i really hope all the hippies got it out of the way in my precinct
LowFlyingMule> damn HIPPIES get the vote in MN?
AB> oh they got SOMETHING out of the something something. duuuuude. wait, wat?
XIV> dude my whole neighborhood is filled with aging beatniks
AB> pass the bong.
AB> that must be fun. are there regular drum circles?
!! MrsBot is around.
MrsBot> Here's a fear inducing moment!
XIV> you taunt me so, AB
AB> not that I'd know about those.
XIV> drum circles, gregorian chant offs, folk jam sessions
clu> Bongs are for the... I can't feel my hands!
MrsBot> you walk into the room to find your 2 year old rubbing a super glue bottle over his lips like chapstick.
MrsBot> i need to go back to work so i don't have a nervous breakdown
AB> silly lilbot. Doesn't he know you eat superglue with spoons?
AB> sorry MrsB. that has to be extremely nerve-racking
AB> and exhausting
AB> I feel tired just thinking of it
beaglebot> I NEED MORE NEWS!!!!
beaglebot> dID HE GET IT ON HIME? wAS IT OPEN !?!?!?!
beaglebot> Also, I have no voice left at all
beaglebot> so, what's for sup pup?
!! wysard is around.
MrsBot> sorry. poop problem.
MrsBot> the super glue, lucky for him, was dried up.
MrsBot> mr. bot, if your boss is gone. PLEASE COME HOME EARLY.
MrsBot> i have taken 3 xanax. Lil' bot is running the house. chicken is in the oven. I feel like screaming at grass.
!! jhallway is around.
!! LinusMines is around.
XIV> screaming at grass is the best mental image i've had all day
AB> I dunno, there have been some strong contestants all day
AB> but it does have a certain flair to it
AB> so when do the holograms on CNN start?
Fluffy> it's understandable. grass is a right bastard.
Fluffy> AB, go close the polls already, will ya
!! Theatre73 is around.
Darwish> it's only a problem when the grass yells back
!! Dyskolos is around.
MrsBot> uh. if any of you are in my phone and you get a strange call, it will be my 2 yr old. he finds the cell phone everywhere i put it.
Fluffy> let me out! let me out!
!! manGina is around.
FuzzyDave> yeah. it's cramped in here. and the cheeto dust is making me sneeze
manGina> herro all.
manGina> I was figuring that since I spent the last election arguing with you all, I'd pop in for a bit, if you'll have me.
FuzzyDave> obama taked NH. 4 EC
beaglebot> Mrsbot: I get paid only for the time I spend here
* * * AB gets up from his comfy chair to close the polls.
AB> this might take a bit
beaglebot> Did we argue with you mangina?
!! MrsBot's journal has been updated.
manGina> oh, last time everyone was arguing all over.
beaglebot> As I've told several people, I don't care who you vote for as long as you are votinfg _for_ someone and it is a thought out descisio\n and not some general "He scares me"
AB> Hiya mangina. YOU'RE WRONG!!!
beaglebot> last round lost us several users
beaglebot> this time the rhetoric has been a lot less
MrsBot> mr.bot::: You've worked your 8 hours. COME HOME.
manGina> thats right,m it did
manGina> how've you been, beag?
MrsBot> L is opening your netflix envelope if that helps you decided.
beaglebot> I've been goodly
manGina> well, then thats good.
!! morrin is around.
* * * LowFlyingMule is whipping up some rice o roni
MrsBot> great spam:::: "Are you Dumb and Poor? Make money on Ebey."
LowFlyingMule> yeah...the San Francisco Treat. Beef flavor.
LowFlyingMule> don't hate
MrsBot> i have chicken pieces in oven w/ mashed potatos and corn.
MrsBot> all major food grooups. i'm a good mother. there.
* * * FuzzyDave just polished off a couple mortadella, prosciutto and cappicola sammiches and has some cupcakes for afters.
AB> so for Kentucky and Indiana, on the exit poll widget, their labels are "0% of precints reporting" instead of "Polls close in less than _ hours". Does this mean their polls are closed, and they're about to announce something?
MrsBot> wait? did they add some groupings? f&ck it all. I can't keep up.
pneum0nic> oooh! let the fun & games begin!
AB> maybe they'll announce where my missing socks keep going.
MrsBot> i think i like mortadella; i can't remember.
XIV> that means MSNBC's code went *Plonk*
FuzzyDave> AB, here's a good map
FuzzyDave> looks Hopey will take ME, NH, lose KY
AB> oh, sweet.
* * * manGina loves mortadella.
FuzzyDave> mortadella is a kind of italian style baloney
AB> and msnbc updates too
LowFlyingMule> Indiana belongs to the O
Fluffy> holy crap, that was like the best LDW comment EVAR
* * * manGina has been making his own sausages this year.
Darwish> fluffy: hell yeah
FuzzyDave> 0=19, M=8
LowFlyingMule> it was very good. bam
XIV> quite. POW!
beaglebot> I need noms
AB> nomz sounds like an EXCELLENT idea
beaglebot> ok mrsb, I'm headed home. I will help with the lil bot and such but remember please that I am freebasing news this eveing and I have no voice
XIV> thanks beag
beaglebot> to everyone else I am chatting with but non /p and /p, like that dude over on that island, I shall retrun
!! humandoing is around.
manGina> RETRUN! RETRUN!
Darwish> heh non /p
!! Mac just posted Some Georgians Suspected Of Voting Twice.
Fluffy> oh for fsck's sake
XIV> DO IT! grrrrrr!
clu> Gap made them do it.
LowFlyingMule> I bet it was them fuckers in Bacon County
XIV> bacon n coffee are double dippin
AB> nah, it was me
clu> Bacon is overrated. There, I said it. Let the stoning commence.
AB> i'm crafty like that
XIV> personally, i believe bacon to be....ok. just ok
* * * FuzzyDave throws the first rasher
Fluffy> bacon is potentially great, but can be misused
AB> bacon is often burnt too much.
manGina> like guns!
FuzzyDave> we must use our pork powers for Good
clu> Bacon. It's good some of the time. Not all of the time.
AB> It's better with lots of fat still on it, which I rarely ever find
clu> There's a chain steak restaurant in the central valley called Cool Hand Lukes. It puts bacon on everything.
clu> Fatty bacon is good.
Fluffy> bacon fat is almost universally excellent.
clu> Though, crisp, almost black bacon, with the fat drained off, can also be good.
FuzzyDave> thick and fatty
Fluffy> bacon is wasted on steak, in my opinion
clu> I think most steak places, especially chains, can't make a good steak.
!! j d ess is around.
Fluffy> putting bacon on steak is like putting yoohoo in your chocolate milk
!! Champthom's journal has been updated.
Fluffy> clu: absolutely.
Fluffy> you don't need it and it doesn't improve the flavor
Fluffy> the most disappointing steak I ever ate was at Ruth's Chris
FuzzyDave> on a bad cut of beef that doesn't have much marbling, a li'l bit of bacon can help
clu> Smith, for my tastes, makes the best steak. Pan seared, then cooked in the oven, plus a sauce made from the drippings and a red wine reduction.
Fluffy> looked good, smelled great, tasted mediocre, cost a bundle
clu> A Ruth's Chris just opened here in tow.
clu> err, town. Haven't been.
AB> brb. election-dinnah!
clu> We also have a Flemming's.
AB> I'll be back in 10 minutes, I predict
FuzzyDave> we have a couple Charlie's steak houses in orlando and their 52-oz porterhouse is to die for
Fluffy> FD: I could see that, but you'd probably do better making that steak into stew
Fluffy> with bacon, if you like
clu> Been to Flemming's a couple of times. Good steak. Not worth the price.
Fluffy> the tough one, I mean
Fluffy> OK, I'm heading out into the newsless wasteland that is my commute. Send some money to NPR so their coverage manages not to suck.
clu> Did I tell you all that we just got a Chick-Fil-A? Well, we have one. Haven't been yet.
clu> I should call smith to tell her to bring me a sammich
FuzzyDave> shoulda went today clu. they're giving away free sammiches if you vote
Fluffy> I hope to speak to all of you tomorrow, when Obama is President and McCain is crying into his wrinkly old pillow.
Fluffy> President elect, sorry
FuzzyDave> see ya fluff
clu> Well, nutz to that! I missed free chicken sammiches.
XIV> you don't HAVE to vote
XIV> federal law forbids free stuff for voting
XIV> just go in and say gimme sammich
clu> Federal Law, shmederal flaw. Chick-fil-a does what chick-fil-a wants.
cornpone> chick-fil-a was a my polling location passing out free chicken biscuits to all.
XIV> yeah them and like, 8 other chains had to change their offer when they found that out
LowFlyingMule> damn feds and their laws
XIV> lets git em!
LowFlyingMule> apparently you could vote twice In Ga and get TWO sammiches
clu> all this talk of sammiches is making me hungry for change.
FuzzyDave> when you vote in florida, your chicken biscuit goes to pat bucchanan
FuzzyDave> m=KY, VT=O
LowFlyingMule> O wins Vermont, M wins Ky
XIV> who needs CNN when you got Fuzzy and LFM
XIV> (guess which one's the color commentator)
FuzzyDave> and msnbc is pussing out and saying everything else is too early to call
LowFlyingMule> Man...Obama not popular with teh hillbilly crowd
FuzzyDave> mark warner (D Va) wins his senate seat, which bodes well for obama
!! testicle is around.
!! kingskyprawn is around.
LowFlyingMule> man, Warner is kicking teh shit out of the other guy in VA
FuzzyDave> yeah. i'm hoping that'll work in O's favor, but the current returns aren't reflecting that
LowFlyingMule> holograph time on CNN!!
LowFlyingMule> help me Obi Wan
!! Mac just posted In this economy, even sex doesn't sell.
AB> must. find. live feed.
LowFlyingMule> shoulda been the first thing out of her mouth
FuzzyDave> this. is. hilarious.
XIV> lifehacker, AB
XIV> just saw something in my RSS feed for full screen no commercial CNN
testicle> OH GOD
testicle> OH GOD
XIV> australian jizz!! ewww
LowFlyingMule> Wolf Blitzer is a dink
clu> That's why I don't watch CNN
* * * LowFlyingMule wipes off teh screen
XIV> if you have VLC media player, that is
XIV> which you should.
* * * testicle stretches out
LowFlyingMule> Wolf: "She's not really here with us."
testicle> boredom. Severe bored if I'm actually bothering to watch this coverage
LowFlyingMule> well no shit
FuzzyDave> what's hilarious is that wolf I'm a Retard blitzer keeps telling people that the person isn't really in the studio
AB> I do.
AB> and now I'm watching it
testicle> reminds me of this
* * * beaglebot points out that it is possible to have a scenario where hawaii is teh deciding state
clu> According to the exit polls, Obama will win every group except for the 65+ crowd. If exit polls are to be believed.
FuzzyDave> if exit polls were to be believed, john kerry would be running for re-election tonight
beaglebot> thought: if obama wins it is going t have quiete a bit to do with his effective use of new media
beaglebot> twitter, blogs, viral video etc
FuzzyDave> 2 hours from now, if we can't see a clear-cut winner, we are gonna have a reeeeally long night
beaglebot> he will have managed to do what mTV hassn'tbeen able to, rock the vote with the 18-24 crowd
FuzzyDave> i've got msnbc on; so, whomever is watching cnn, give us a Hologram Heads-Up, please
beaglebot> I now have election noms
testicle> oh sad
testicle> my remote is dead
clu> I wish these online election maps had the option to compare to four years ago.
beaglebot> and you don[t have kids to make go stand by the tv
testicle> I need to do the fat homer thing with a broom
FuzzyDave> werd clu
LowFlyingMule> Campbell Brown on CNN right now. And she's really there!
FuzzyDave> clu, this map'll tell you whether kerry or bush won the state in 04
AB> BEAMING IN!
pneum0nic> Campbell Brown is mine I tells ya!
LowFlyingMule> clam chowdah!
LowFlyingMule> om nom nom
AB> I decided to try KoL again
AB> I am a sauceror this time.
* * * testicle blinks
AB> maybe I can actually beat the game this time
testicle> on nom nom'ing over that?
!! Theatre73 is around.
testicle> strange little men.
beaglebot> ab, join my clan, you get free meat every day for just shaking the meat tree
FuzzyDave> "shaking the meat tree"
* * * LowFlyingMule posts the sharp knees guy from Fark in honor of testicle
beaglebot> sorry, meat oarchid
AB> so... wrong...
FuzzyDave> shake the meat tree, AB!
testicle> this cnn feed is odd
testicle> everyone has purple tinges in their mouthes and eyes
testicle> bad ntsc>pal conversion, I guess
LowFlyingMule> sounds like Trinity Broadcasting Network...all those people have lavender hair
LowFlyingMule> Obama slayin' 'em in Fla
!! jsong123 is around.
FuzzyDave> i hope the next hologram that pops up on CNN opens with "What is thy bidding, My Master?"
beaglebot> help me obi wan, you're my only hope
LowFlyingMule> haha...wouldn't you do that if you were the reporter?
LowFlyingMule> instant youtube classic
FuzzyDave> i'd do it. with vaderesque breathyness
AB> w00t! Certificate of Participation!
AB> record time for me
!! madtbone is around.
FuzzyDave> i'm wondering why they haven't called new hampshire or maine for obama yet?
LowFlyingMule> Man, them Ga double-voters must be Mccainiacs
LowFlyingMule> he's up 70%
!! aktaeon is around.
FuzzyDave> ex-pow fans love the chikkin biskit
FuzzyDave> and suzanne malveau is hot
beaglebot> is reg cnn gonna have teh holo?
testicle> what is this holo I keep hearing about?
LowFlyingMule> they are beaming in holographic images of remote reporters
FuzzyDave> here testicle
LowFlyingMule> it's like they are standing there in the CNN Election Center
!! shigpit is around.
clu> oaky, I've got to see this cnn hologram bullshiat.
beaglebot> The future is now!
LowFlyingMule> is shigpit! is good
shigpit> I voted Republican today.
shigpit> ... for county clerk.
FuzzyDave> shigpit's hologram is twisty
LowFlyingMule> just the very end of it
shigpit> hologram what?
LowFlyingMule> He's not really here with us!!
FuzzyDave> cnn has holographic interviews
FuzzyDave> they're effin hilarious
FuzzyDave> cuz wolf blitzer is a retard
shigpit> interviews with Princess Leia?
clu> You hired! Now put this sexy slave bikini on.
beaglebot> what's the largest differnce in pop vote that you can have and still lose the election?
LowFlyingMule> obama lookin good in crataegus country
FuzzyDave> cnn calls SC for mccain
clu> Poor John Kerry. Obama is mopping the floor with him.
FuzzyDave> rofl clu
clu> MSNBC called SC like 10 minute ago.
clu> Eat it Wolf!
beaglebot> cnn's graphics are making me think of Subway
AB> You acquire an effect: Hopped Up on Goofballs
AB> I should be at work.
LowFlyingMule> i thought obama would do better in SC
clu> CNN is like watching Politico Keno at at the all you can eat buffet.
FuzzyDave> now cnn is calling maine. they could've called it an hour ago. fuckers are holding out on us to grab ratings.
FuzzyDave> damn you oklahoma!
LowFlyingMule> and TN
shigpit> Yeah, as Maine goes, goes the country.
shigpit> Mule didn't vote enough.
LowFlyingMule> i predicted TN for Mccain based on signs in front yards
FuzzyDave> damn you mule!
LowFlyingMule> they're everywhere
clu> MSNBC just called Pennsylvania for Barack, I think.
LowFlyingMule> hey, there's only like 6 black people in TN, not counting Memphis
clu> Not sure. But they had a check on the board for him.
FuzzyDave> that would be awesome
shigpit> Dear Wolf Blitzer, shut your pie hole. Love, Shigpit.
FuzzyDave> msnbc has o=103, m=34
LowFlyingMule> CNN = extra conservative
clu> Yup, they have PA marked.
aktaeon> "Tennessee, not counting Memphis" lol
clu> Though, they were wrong (or right depending on your perspective) about florida 8 years ago
shigpit> i want a magic screen.
!! smith is around.
!! Hugh2d2 is around.
clu> I had a magic screen, until somebody busted it with a pipe wrench.
LowFlyingMule> I see FuzzyDave!
LowFlyingMule> no wait...
beaglebot> Did no one know the answer to my pop vote q?
FuzzyDave> well i did my part.
LowFlyingMule> it was a fly on the screen
FuzzyDave> i didn't know the answer to that , beag
beaglebot> LFM: Its hard not to since you have the telescope pointed right at him
LowFlyingMule> i don't know beag.
FuzzyDave> if we count CA, OR, WA, MN and HI, that's 87 for Obama, plust the 103, give him 190
FuzzyDave> all he needs now is 80 electoral votes
shigpit> Beag's peepus is 4 or 5 votes?
LowFlyingMule> he'll never carry beag's peepus, shig
* * * testicle shivers
FuzzyDave> NY is 31, FL is 27, WI 10, 17. that'll put him over
FuzzyDave> MI is 17
FuzzyDave> all of those were kerry states in 04 (except FL)
shigpit> With 1% of the Popular Vote in, I call this election for Obama. G'night.
!! shigpit's journal has been updated.
!! reapre is around.
FuzzyDave> THIS is FuzzNN
LowFlyingMule> man, find a fox affiliate if you wanna see high-tech graphics...eek
clu> axlrod on cnn
LowFlyingMule> they must have broken the transporter unit on CNN...where's the beam me up?
FuzzyDave> all those states (minus fla) equals 248
AB> I managed to level up to level 3 in one playthrough
AB> so far
AB> I still have 45 adventures
AB> I am on a roll
FuzzyDave> so he just needs to snag 22 EC
!! morrin is around.
AB> that's awesome
FuzzyDave> if O doesn't get FL, then he needs a combo of any 2 of these 3 states that he's leading in: OH, PA, NC
FuzzyDave> he's gonna win
clu> I'm not ready to call it.
LowFlyingMule> no, not since 2000
shigpit> show me your O face, Fuzzy.
FuzzyDave> if they call FLA for O, then it's a done deal
clu> I'm not sure FL will go for O. it seems pretty tight.
AB> I'm still nervous
FuzzyDave> AP has O winning 53-47
LowFlyingMule> NH for Obama
shigpit> THEN STOP DRINKING SO MUCH COFFEEEEEEEEEEE!
FuzzyDave> sorry. lemme rephrase that: AP has O LEADING 53-47
FuzzyDave> they haven't called it as a win yet
LowFlyingMule> calm down there, Tweak
shigpit> Highly educated voters = 70% OBAMA IN NH
!! cornpone is around.
beaglebot> I need more tv's playing in here
LowFlyingMule> Hagan is whuppin' Libby Dole in NC
beaglebot> mother (**Y*
shigpit> Libby could use a good whoopin
shigpit> I mean, when ob's taking Viagra she might get close.
FuzzyDave> Bob Dole wants Wood. And PANCAKES
* * * shigpit wonders if Bob needs to hold that pen if the Viagra works.
LowFlyingMule> Alexander way ahead in TN
LowFlyingMule> beag, that's enough to piss a man off
beaglebot> yes, yes it is
shigpit> cnn : penn goes to O
LowFlyingMule> PA goes to Obama
manGina> looovin youuu is easy cuz you're byootiful!
FuzzyDave> awesome. now he only needs ONE EC to win the presidency
!! pneum0nic is around.
smith> smith jr, with no prompting, saw a pic on then news and correctly identified it as "bo-bama"
beaglebot> adn while I'm bitching: Dear cali, take your meds, you have both a prop to ban gay marriage and one to legalize prostitution up
testicle> so, while we're all talking about such things
testicle> where is Mac to bait everyone into silly arguments?
!! manGina is around.
LowFlyingMule> he was here earlier, i thought
manGina> beag: what prop for prostitution? I never saw that one!!
testicle> oh right, he doesn't get XP for that :P
!! nikan is around.
beaglebot> I'd imagine watching the returns and possibly watching chatter and laughing
beaglebot> lemme go find it...
beaglebot> mang: now I can't find t, mayeb it wa my brain playing ticks
FuzzyDave> i hope that Prop in Cali to name a shitwater treatment plant after W passes. pardon the pun
manGina> I think it must be...'cuz that wasnt on MY ballot!
* * * beaglebot pulls out brain and massages it to try and get the dust out...ooo, there's a ht wheels in there, I wondered where my son had put that
* * * manGina now wants a pizza, for some reason!
!! Horpy SpoonDigger is around.
LowFlyingMule> *the pizza tempts you*
manGina> the pizza wins!
LowFlyingMule> it always does :)
!! aleemio is around.
LowFlyingMule> James Carville = Nosferatu
FuzzyDave> I WANT MORE HOLOGRAMS!
FuzzyDave> on CNN
FuzzyDave> they have a mega goofy gimmic this year: holographic interviews
manGina> wish I had cable!
beaglebot> I find it amusing the number of people who will say "barack" but would never say "john"
LowFlyingMule> well..they had ONE
FuzzyDave> i think you can watch cnn online
FuzzyDave> good point beag
LowFlyingMule> Jessie Helms spinning in his grave
FuzzyDave> good. so if i piss on it, i'll get a water show
LowFlyingMule> shoulda staked him down
manGina> I just heard the EXACT same senctnce on cnn and abcnews.com. within probably half a second
manGina> coworkers are playing a drinking game!
LowFlyingMule> haha...what's the rules?
manGina> historical, groundbreaking, glass ceiling, race, etc...
!! Theatre73 is around.
* * * LinusMines is ready for a night of multi-tasking
manGina> oh, and each time they start talking about the internet, its a shotgun
LinusMines> Fixing dinner, chatting LF and absorbing the election returns
manGina> thats way too much
!! LinusMines is around.
LinusMines> Just tuned into CNN
LinusMines> Does CNN have the best toys?
LowFlyingMule> they have holagrophic reporters, but they've only used it once
LinusMines> WOLF BLITZOR 3000
beaglebot> they had Nixon's head on earlier
beaglebot> no wait, that was futurama
LowFlyingMule> CNN can't afford Nixon's head...it commands the big bucks
FuzzyDave> okay, based on what CNN has up, plus the obvious pickups Obama will get (cal, or, wa, hi), then obama will get the presidency if he gets ohio. or florida. or if he loses both those, he can still win if he picks up VA and NC
LowFlyingMule> plus Fox has it on retainer
manGina> heh. msnbc is showing mccain winning WY---with 0%.
LowFlyingMule> nobody wanted Wisconsin
manGina> INTERNET TALK! CHUG!
beaglebot> did he just say "black folk"
manGina> cnn.com player sucks.
manGina> well, no. not the player.
manGina> the people
manGina> they're like C-list reporters.
* * * LowFlyingMule has switched down to MSNBC
beaglebot> I haven't seen a holo yet
beaglebot> msnbc for me as well
LowFlyingMule> that's all that was keeping me on CNN, beag.
FuzzyDave> i'm wondering if they aborted the hologram gimmick cuz it was too goofy
LowFlyingMule> apparently they ran out of dielithium crystals
beaglebot> If it was a fully formed hologram I think that is illegal
manGina> on msnbc...is that brian williams?
* * * manGina needs a movie to watch.
LowFlyingMule> awesome, Dave
LowFlyingMule> we should have a similar ceremony here
FuzzyDave> fox called ohio for obama. if that's true, that's game
clu> I mean, it's look good so far, but not that good.
clu> I refuse to believe it yet. I'm not ready to get shit faced.
FuzzyDave> brit hume: "McCain's situation is looking dire"
clu> MSNBC just called Ohio
clu> Shit faced time!
LowFlyingMule> MSNBC Called OH for Obama
clu> It's over. Right?
FuzzyDave> yup. it's all over
LinusMines> I got nuthin' but iced tea to get crunk on
beaglebot> Does anyone think Obama's energy stance hurt him in coal country?
FuzzyDave> cnn, of course, is holding back because they're fucking retarded
FuzzyDave> cnn, instead of calling ohio, cuts to hank jr. jerkin off on guitar
LowFlyingMule> fuck Wolf, it's Hank Jr.
LowFlyingMule> Hank Williams had Talent
FuzzyDave> hank jr. can leek mah bahlz
beaglebot> Wait, why is Hank Williams Hr jerking off wolf Blitzer? Is this part of that whole gay marriage thing?
FuzzyDave> family tradition my dick
!! badbunny is around.
FuzzyDave> After Fox calls Ohio for Obama, Rove says McCain needs to find a surprise in "Washington, Michigan, Hawaii, or California...all unlikely."
LowFlyingMule> he WAS born to boogei!
clu> FUnny thing is, Scarborough just said the same thing, then added "Ofcourse, I'm being facetious."
FuzzyDave> christ if FOX can call the election to obama, why can't liberal jew-run media??
beaglebot> You know what this coverage needs? Puppies.
LowFlyingMule> you will watch longer
testicle> sweater puppies
shigpit> Fox JnEWS!
!! pdxpogo is around.
LowFlyingMule> damn VA is a dead heat now
clu> Dedicated to Bud Tugly.
!! ultrafastx is around.
LowFlyingMule> lol...it should be animated, clu
manGina> can someone 'splain somthing to me? in MI, if mccain has the popular vote, how does obama get it?
manGina> honestly...I dont understand how it works.
clu> New Mexico!!!!
ultrafastx> manGina, they're going off of statistical projections and exit polling.
beaglebot> I'ts been called a couple of times for mccain when he was behind as well, I can't figure out what they're doing mang
ultrafastx> The exit polling has a certain margin, and they can weight existing partial returns from regions
clu> Looks like Florida will go, too.
clu> Though still too early
beaglebot> or what oofex said
shigpit> NBC: if Obama wins WA, OR, CA, it's 273
ultrafastx> this is going to be a blowout
ultrafastx> IF Obama wins, shig? Those are lock ins.
ultrafastx> Hell would have to freeze over for McCain to take California.
LowFlyingMule> Finally, CNN calls Oh for Obama
clu> It's weird to be getting twiiters from Rachel Madow during the commercial breaks.
ultrafastx> To celebrate, I'm gonna have bierocks for dinner. Bierocks for Obama.
LowFlyingMule> heh...the magic of teh interwebs
clu> Bierock Obama!
FuzzyDave> with 194, add Cal, or, wa and HI and Obama has 271
LinusMines> VA is crazy
LinusMines> (as in dead heat)
FuzzyDave> VA has been see-sawing all nite
beaglebot> It was O's coal comment
ultrafastx> I think VA, NC and FL will all fall Obama
LowFlyingMule> 70% of votes in, in VA
LowFlyingMule> lookit all them rubes jammin' to Hank Jr.
FuzzyDave> they can't count like us
beaglebot> so it's real va versus fake va
FuzzyDave> they's not too good at cypherin
ultrafastx> NM has gone to Obama
FuzzyDave> hahaha. the people at the biltmore don't even know what the count is.
LinusMines> haha beag
FuzzyDave> seriously? NM?
pdxpogo> They will not call it until Con US polls close
* * * beaglebot preapres to pucnh OK in its midget taint
ultrafastx> Yep, Fuzzy. Second take-away state.
LowFlyingMule> feed 'em shit, keep 'em in teh dark
ultrafastx> NPR called it a few minutes ago
pdxpogo> NM is blue on NBC
FuzzyDave> CNN is funny now
!! bgruagach is around.
FuzzyDave> john king just ran the board. gave mccain EVERYTHING LEFT (except for HI, WA, ORE, CAL) and showed that mccain has lost the election
pdxpogo> heh we could call it last week
testicle> bah. Don't wanna go to work
ultrafastx> That's awesome Fuzzy.
LowFlyingMule> yeah. stick a fork in him. he's done
ultrafastx> And now the networks figure out how to fill the six hours they thought they'd have to fill
FuzzyDave> i think the networks are waiting to make a definite call on florida before calling the win to Obama.
FuzzyDave> even though FL is now a moot point.
shigpit> I bet Obama stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night.
clu> I think they'll wait until the polls are all closed in the final deciding states, like Cali.
ultrafastx> Californians can suck it. Oh...wait.
FuzzyDave> i just got off the phone with my mom and she was so emotional. She never thought she'd live to see the day that a black man would be president.
ultrafastx> I want to hear about the Props in CA.
testicle> heh, cute
FuzzyDave> she was very happy
testicle> my dog was watching me put me shoes on, getting all excited and hoping that I'd take him for a walk
testicle> then as soon as I picked up my work shirt, he sulked
LowFlyingMule> poor doggy
clu> Prop 8. If you feel your marriage is threatened by gay marriage, congratulations, you are gay.
beaglebot> porr pup
shigpit> Lots of network commercials = having to pay for fancy schmancy graphics
LowFlyingMule> Karl Rove = creepy
LowFlyingMule> after seeing W he's even creepier
clu> I haven't seen W, yet. Kinda interested
shigpit> I"ll wait until it's on HBO
* * * testicle salutes
clu> My kid saw a pic of Barack on my lappy earlier, and she started saying "Bobama, bobmama." I looked to smith and said, I sware I didn't teach her that.
shigpit> Bye scrote,
LowFlyingMule> yeah, it's ok. all the characters surrounding W are like charicatures of themselves
* * * LowFlyingMule cant wait for that new DL Hugely show on CNN
shigpit> Huge: Chris Shays conceded
ultrafastx> That's AWESOME, clu
pdxpogo> Liz Dole is going down
clu> Obama is up in Virginia at the moment.
shigpit> Pogo: that's what Bob says after the Viagra kicks in.
LowFlyingMule> bob on Bob
* * * ultrafastx throws up at the thought
ultrafastx> "Down boy"
shigpit> Pogo: that's what Bob says after the Viagra kicks in.
LowFlyingMule> Iowa to Obama
FuzzyDave> iowa goes Obama
beaglebot> Bob on Bob action is beig voted on today
pdxpogo> hell I thought bob was dead
FuzzyDave> heh al franken is ahead of coleman in MN
LowFlyingMule> bob's bobber is still bobbin'
shigpit> lol bob on bob
LowFlyingMule> n throbbin
LinusMines> damn chatter lag
!! squeegee is around.
pdxpogo> looks like Gordon Smith R Ore will squeek back in
shigpit> My rep will win 75-25
LowFlyingMule> where is our MN contingent tonight?
pdxpogo> our Senate race cost 40 million this year most expensive state wide race ever
FuzzyDave> no kidding. where ARE they?
shigpit> They're "supporting gay marriage" or something.
FuzzyDave> NSFW, monical bellucci in new GQ
beaglebot> ok, maybe ny naht is off or it's the same art of m brain that had a hot wheels in it, but isn't the pop vote kinda close
FuzzyDave> yeah, but only a small % of it has been counted.
ultrafastx> For someone either 40 or 44, Monica's still attractive (at least with the airbrushing I'm sure they did)
FuzzyDave> indeed ufx
FuzzyDave> audrey is sweet hawt
beaglebot> it's those lips
LowFlyingMule> very pretti wimmin
!! cornpone is around.
FuzzyDave> i guess everyone is waiting til 11 pm ET to call the election
clu> It's the responsible thing to do.
LowFlyingMule> and force-feed us commercials
beaglebot> is there ff extension that will do what ie7 does and give me thumbnails of all tabs to jump to?
!! Theatre73 is around.
FuzzyDave> dunno. but seamonkey does it natively
pdxpogo> I think that is the unwritten "rule" a mark of respect to the loser
FuzzyDave> i think the reason is that the western states like cali were pissed about elections being called before their polls closed.
beaglebot> if all of the extensions I used worked in seamonley and I could have sidebar chatter I'd switch
beaglebot> is htis picture work safe?
LowFlyingMule> i see boobage
FuzzyDave> no. but barely
LowFlyingMule> near-nipplage boobage
beaglebot> I guess it'serr on the side of caution
beaglebot> to bad
LowFlyingMule> TX to Mccain, no surprise
FuzzyDave> that was his only big state to take
AB> so can I uncover my eyes yet?
FuzzyDave> now cnn is loading up on mccain calls to make things look more tight
pdxpogo> small states except for tejas
LowFlyingMule> those clever news people...they're too smart for us
ultrafastx> North Carolina is 50/50 right now
ultrafastx> 2400 vote different out of 3.4 million with 81% of precincts reporting. amazing
FuzzyDave> i'm just waiting for the following: if O gets more than 300 ECV; more than 50% of the Pop Vote; and to watch his victory speech
ultrafastx> same here Fuzz
!! morrin is around.
shigpit> the internets are so slow tonight
clu> I watching to see if they will show that pouty puma chick's explode when Barack breaks 270.
ultrafastx> If we'd elected Mussolini, the internets would run on time.
clu> s/chick's/chick's head/
FuzzyDave> don't you mean Moosalini, the thrilla from wasilla?
ultrafastx> Obama's gonna require all of us to get brain implants
ultrafastx> [email protected]
LowFlyingMule> haha. i have afriend from Germany. she says her dad said that about hitler
LowFlyingMule> and trains
ultrafastx> BTW, does any one really count Leiberman as an Independent anymore? They need a fourth category: douchebag
LowFlyingMule> and brain implants
shigpit> i'm surprised Lieberman caucuses with the dems still
ultrafastx> turnout WAY down in Orange County, way up in Los Angeles County. Very interesting.
ultrafastx> The OC is typically very red.
clu> Good odds that Virgin will go Obama.
ultrafastx> Virgins love Obama
ultrafastx> He drinks their blood.
ultrafastx> Or so the McCain campaign told me.
FuzzyDave> lol "Virtual Capitol" on CNN
LowFlyingMule> what a gyp.
FuzzyDave> i want more holograms!
LowFlyingMule> that table is where they had the floating piechart earlier. it's a magic table
LinusMines> Kick Lieberman's coccyx?
beaglebot> mmm..floating pie
beaglebot> Barackberry pie
FuzzyDave> gotta figure out how to relable my phone a Barackberry
ultrafastx> Obama takes Virginia
LinusMines> lol FD
ultrafastx> first time Virginia's gone blue since 1964
!! reapre is around.
LinusMines> Go VA!
LowFlyingMule> mah blue va. let me show you it
FuzzyDave> woot! hologram!!!!
FuzzyDave> will i.am
LinusMines> Help us, Obi-Wan...you're our only hope
!! XIV is around.
LowFlyingMule> no dancing!
LowFlyingMule> stop that!
* * * XIV has not been paying any attention for the past 4 hours
XIV> i'm assuming people are goin apesh!t
LinusMines> We need holograms like that on LF
LowFlyingMule> we were wondering...you been out stumping for Franken?
FuzzyDave> no. we are not going apeshit. we have adopted the calm, stoic confidence of our new leader.
shigpit> If that's what they're calling it these days.
LowFlyingMule> LM: does that mean we have to wear pants?
XIV> hanging out w/friend i haven't seen in a while, too busy w/rock band and MST3K
shigpit> Dave: Apeshit in 2012!
XIV> the MN senate thing isn't gonna be over for hours
LinusMines> No, LFM...just the customary safety goggles
* * * shigpit kicks his internets
XIV> people were goin crazy on lake st driving there and back
XIV> lots of hollerin and clicking of heels
* * * LowFlyingMule gives thumbs-up then
clu> This is a great day for socialism.
LinusMines> Not Philly-World-Series-crazy, I hope
LowFlyingMule> they're partying in Kenya
clu> rocky mountain news and denver post both call colorado for obama.
LowFlyingMule> not looking good for the bull
FuzzyDave> i hope CNN shows a hologram of the kenyans killing that bull
FuzzyDave> jinx lfm
shigpit> Obama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law...
XIV> on a totally unrelated note, grabbed the repo! the genetic opera soundtrack
!! creatorswhim is around.
XIV> tis awesome
FuzzyDave> dude. you gotta bring STYX into this? not cool.
shigpit> Dave, that's been going thru my head for a week.
clu> The lyric "With parts made in Japan" always cracks me up.
LinusMines> Rockefeller Center's ice-rink results map...very nice
XIV> anthony stewart head has a much better voice than i had expected
LowFlyingMule> and too many names
FuzzyDave> VA for O
LowFlyingMule> should go with...Stu Head
beaglebot> the anthny stewart head is ussually an extra $20
clu> Did CNN call it?
FuzzyDave> called Va for O (CNN)
shigpit> Ant Head?
clu> That's where I figured it was going.
XIV> giles from buffy
FuzzyDave> hopefully in 20 seconds, CNN will call the election
shigpit> NBC calls it for Obama
clu> MSNBC has called it
LinusMines> lol CNN
LowFlyingMule> CNN CALLED IT
* * * XIV ducks
shigpit> Do we all have our O faces on?
FuzzyDave> now i'm just waiting to get the Breaking News that a meteor is about the hit Earth
clu> It's almost unbelievable.
XIV> why does the air feel like its vibrating
shigpit> OMG that park in Chicago looks like a foreign country's rally.
FuzzyDave> YES WE DID! YES WE DID! YES WE DID!
shigpit> Our country looks so silly on camera.
LowFlyingMule> [email protected]
FuzzyDave> silly on camera. silly in eveningwear.
clu> I look silly on camera. Mostly because of the elephant underwear.
LowFlyingMule> far out
FuzzyDave> we yanks simply CANNOT pull off White Tie
!! smith is around.
FuzzyDave> great. obama wins and CNN finds a way to get a shot of a black guy holding a 40
ultrafastx> NPR called the west coast for Obama as soon as the polls closed
shigpit> In other news, Joe Lieberman storms out on John McCain and begins sweet talking Democrats again.
smith> and here we go.
LinusMines> I am enjoying this electoral sandwich right now
LowFlyingMule> shit, Dave I'm hoistng my 40!
XIV> christ that's a lot of people
FuzzyDave> i heard taht there's something like a million people in downtown chicago right now
smith> look at all that bullet proof glass on teh run way.
clu> Did you see the size of the bullet proof glass on stage?
LinusMines> MSNBC = video and no commentary for five minutes
FuzzyDave> maybe it's not bulletproof. maybe that glass is for projecting more holograms
beaglebot> waot, you mena the two pieces on either side of the stage?
XIV> like equilibrium, FD?
beaglebot> I figured it was for teh teleprompter
beaglebot> they'er ussually smaler but I can see having them that large so it look slike you're really looking out at the crowd
FuzzyDave> dammit. i just realized i coulda been watching the live comedy central coverage
clu> all the best parts will be on youtube tomorrow.
clu> You know, LF really is my Cheers.
XIV> thanks clu
XIV> btw you're on the 360 f-list
LowFlyingMule> Mccain made the oncession call, apparently
* * * clu is fight'n back the tears.
smith> I wonder how that went over.
FuzzyDave> http://img375.imageshack.us/img- 375/9738/obamasupermanawesomera8- .jpg
FuzzyDave> dammit. sorry.
LowFlyingMule> still worked
XIV> okokok i know this is crazy, but paris hilton sounds really good too
XIV> this soundtrack is perplexing
smith> dear happy dancing people on tv...pumping your hand while it's held in "o" formation doesn't mean what you want it to mean.
XIV> man my text inbox is blowing the hell up
FuzzyDave> mccain concession speech in 2 minutes
LowFlyingMule> [email protected]
clu> McCain who?
* * * beaglebot puts on his special taint punching gloves for the talking heads on cnn
LowFlyingMule> 333 EC votes
smith> So...who thinks Dean's all state strategy is stupid now?
smith> Does anyone else see Jesse crying and thing "It could have been me!"
beaglebot> crap, that makes my prediction 5 off
LowFlyingMule> lol...close smith, i see "why wasn't it me?"
smith> and here we go...
smith> my friends.
clu> Stay classy GOP
beaglebot> enough with the booing
FuzzyDave> good christ what an ugly race they are
beaglebot> lead by example
smith> For someone who talks about socialism as bad...he sure says "comrades" a lot.
smith> If McCain had been the soft and human, he would have had a better chance.
smith> now, may Palin slink back to the great white north to rear her head at putin.
FuzzyDave> if the economy didn't tank and palin wasn't chosen as veep, this would've been a long painful night for us
XIV> man there were firecrackers AND guns going off outside
FuzzyDave> to his credit, mccain is giving a damned good speech
XIV> i daresay my neighborhood is collectively vomiting celebration and good tidings
smith> I loved hearing the Rep. stratesgist say they "wished the economy hadn't tanked." Yeah..you and the rest of America, asshats.
LowFlyingMule> Mccain was always better than his party's line.
smith> yes. sheesh.
beaglebot> what were they chanting?
XIV> wait that went into like 3 different 3-syllable cheers
FuzzyDave> sounded like "we're not done!"
smith> I think it was "we love john." They must have a lot of hookers there.
XIV> people were saying different things that whole time
smith> did anyone read that look as "and I'm sorry I ever picked you bitch."
LowFlyingMule> Bye, nutjob! back to teh snowmobile races
LinusMines> Just talked to my mother...she never thought she'd see this in her lifetime, and is on cloud nine right now
FuzzyDave> from Wonkette: "Maybe McCain will force Sarah Palin, at gunpoint, to crawl around on her knees in a bikini while he savagely beats her, like a pinata."
!! MrsBot is around.
FuzzyDave> Linus, i had the same convo with My Mom earlier.
LinusMines> Good thing...I missed most of McCain's concession speech
LinusMines> I noted, Fuzzy...this is real history for them
LowFlyingMule> these classless boobs in the crowd, gah
smith> no one in the older generations of my family is happy tonight.
smith> I like that are showing all the people clutching their wine glasses.
FuzzyDave> tears of shame tainting their merlot
LinusMines> If you love your country, you'd cut that dumb shit out
LinusMines> That goes for either side of the aisle
FuzzyDave> woot! cute redhead on CNN.
FuzzyDave> hey! bring her back! she had sweet bangs
LinusMines> My mom is especially happy that Joe nee Sam the Non-Plumber is handed his ticket home
!! crataegus is around.
FuzzyDave> yay! crat's here!
crataegus> How could I stay away.
LinusMines> Flat-Top What's-His-Face didn't make it
crataegus> I'm still in disbelief and expect to wake up in the morning and find out that McCain did not (in effect) concede.
FoolProof> It's easy.
MrsBot> i have no idea how y'all's can watch the tediousness of election coverage.
smith> I'm thinking of cutting off all my hair.
clu> It's not tedious if you enjoy it.
FuzzyDave> wonkette made an interesting observation: mccain walked offstage to the sounds of the Darth Vader death music
LinusMines> My mom is REALLY glad that Florida won't be contested yet again
MrsBot> don't get me wrong, i'm happy as anyone that obama won and that its all finally for the fucking love of god over, but jeezus the play by play makes me want to cry
LinusMines> McCain = Senator Palpitine?
MrsBot> if FL got contested again, we'd cut them bitches out of the union.
MrsBot> if you too stupid to figure out how to make your voter machines work, then OUT
clu> The best part is, I can stop reading the DailyKos.
LinusMines> lol clu
crataegus> amen, clu
FuzzyDave> wonkette is my site of choice. i love the catty writing
beaglebot> hey, the us needs it's uvula
LinusMines> For real, MrsB
MrsBot> now i want to see my change.
crataegus> Anyone I see with Palin 2012 merchandise gets punched in the junk tomorrow.
MrsBot> how long do i have to wait for the change?
MrsBot> and does it get mailed to me or do i have to pick it up at the polling places?
beaglebot> I would pay upwards of $3 to listen to the bush/obama phone call
FoolProof> damn that bachmann!
FoolProof> and Franken
LinusMines> I'll always remember where I was when the election was decided...
FuzzyDave> amongst dear friends
beaglebot> talking with people around the world instantly
FuzzyDave> did franken lose?
XIV> damn you tinklenberg
beaglebot> cuz that's the future bithes
clu> That's where I've been for just about every election since 2000.
crataegus> Frock the Vote if anyone wants to catch the end of it.
LinusMines> as well as my fave electronics, Fuzzy
MrsBot> wait, did the tv just say several thousands people were assembled?
MrsBot> for the ... elections???
MrsBot> is this a city thing?
beaglebot> for the record I am sitting here shaking my head at mrsbot
clu> The biggest republican fear from this point forward, Democrats are successful in bringing positive change.
LowFlyingMule> somebody get MRsBot a TV
FuzzyDave> try shaking mrsbot
beaglebot> It's high drama, esp this election
beaglebot> she's in the other room mooching off my sound
FoolProof> Only so many percent reported so far, beag.
LinusMines> DC is going to be a social-event madhouse for the next two months
crataegus> seventy thousand...70000
clu> Obama == sort of a big deal
FuzzyDave> where are the 70,000?
clu> This election will be famous 100 years from now.
beaglebot> grant park
FuzzyDave> that seems low
crataegus> Well, 70000 is the number of tickets sold
clu> This is really the closest thing I'll ever experience that comes close to that whole man on the moon thing.
LowFlyingMule> lol...like Neyland stadium
LowFlyingMule> President-Elect Obama
MrsBot> ooook. People. Lets break this down. This is the new president. He gonna be on tv every couple months AT LEAST for the next 4 years.
FuzzyDave> i remember watching armstrong taking that one small step
MrsBot> YOU WILL HAVE A CHANCE TO SEE HIM
MrsBot> a chance to see him in the comfort of your living room, in warmth.
MrsBot> i mean, its cold and shit in chicago.
!! Theatre73 is around.
* * * FoolProof missed that one, FD.
* * * beaglebot looks around for a ball gag
beaglebot> and some duct tape
MrsBot> yeah, yeah, i'm going to bed with Steven King. oooo baby. he's one hot writer. his stories make me hot.
* * * crataegus snickers.
MrsBot> night night.
clu> If I was in Chicago, I'd be there. Would have been for 8 hours by now.
crataegus> I do have to share something...
crataegus> What in the flip flying fuck is wrong with so much of Amrika that this was even close?!
LowFlyingMule> I have wondered the same thing crat.
FoolProof> as in the popular vote?
FoolProof> Not a clue.
FuzzyDave> i blame nascar
* * * FoolProof games.
LinusMines> Some people just fear change and the unknown...others embrace it
beaglebot> One word crat=fear
clu> California has barely been counted at this point. The spread will grow.
LowFlyingMule> If Sarah Palin made you sit up and say "Oh wow! I'm for Mccain!" seek help
LowFlyingMule> most people here voted for Mccain/Palin
LinusMines> Some people wear both suspenders and a belt...others don't wear pants
FuzzyDave> wow. effin mob at the white house
LowFlyingMule> my grandmother is 82. She voted for Obama
LinusMines> LOL...they're storming the White Hoouse
LowFlyingMule> only because Hilary didn't make it, but still
LinusMines> Have fun stormin' the castle!
crataegus> Current, actual, unofficially officially certified SC election results.
crataegus> They differ just a touch from what's reported on the news.
LowFlyingMule> i thought Obama had a shot in SC
!! groinflower is around.
!! RHSwine09 is around.
clu> President Elect Hussein.
LowFlyingMule> Ah. here we go
FuzzyDave> i'm so glad they're wearing communist red.
LowFlyingMule> hideous dress
crataegus> President That One.
clu> I be redistributing yer republican colors!
FuzzyDave> dibs on lavender!
crataegus> I get chills when Obama does that MLK, baptist minister "uh" in his Uhmerikuh.
clu> That man deserves to sleep in till noon tomorrow.
crataegus> Yay, puppy!
FuzzyDave> woot for new puppy!
smith> I'd forgotten the new puppy promise.
leek mah west weeng
smith> this is churchy.
beaglebot> yes it is
beaglebot> he's pausing for the amens and repeating the key stuff
LowFlyingMule> gonna work e'm into a frenzy now
!! Shreela is around.
beaglebot> Someone wrap a falg around him now
clu> this is where he stage dives
* * * FuzzyDave wipes a tear. slaughters a bull. eats a cupcake.
crataegus> Don't forget to offer the hekatombs to Zeus.
beaglebot> Obama gives good serious face
clu> i want cupcakes
LowFlyingMule> man this music is fer shit though
!! pdxpogo is around.
!! rollo3 is around.
FuzzyDave> this music is Epcot Shit
clu> Epcot shit is the perfect description.
!! Ashur is around.
LinusMines> I guess Presidential music is required to suck by law
pdxpogo> Olympic is more like it
clu> Though thanks to the outcome election, I can once again go to Disneyworld. There was no way I was going when Bush resided in the Hall of Presidents.
pdxpogo> he he the Coach of the Oregon State Beavers is on stage now
LowFlyingMule> go beaver!
FuzzyDave> what? no fireworks?
crataegus> If it makes you feel any better, someone was bustin a cap or ten out in the parking lot about 20 minutes ago...
LinusMines> Mrs. O's dress should be burned for fireworks
LowFlyingMule> no loud bangs, please
smith> yeah..it's not good.
smith> I'm dissappointed.
LowFlyingMule> and yes, that dress has got to go
clu> I remember once when I was a kid, on New Years, my dad unloaded a clip in the air. I have a borderline redneck upbringin'
beaglebot> I'd bet that dress is pretty much just off the rac form soehwere
!! Max Webster is around.
crataegus> I'm gonna start cryin
LowFlyingMule> she's usually well-dressed
FuzzyDave> 125K crowd
pdxpogo> hard work ahead but we need to start preparing war crimes trials
clu> Suck it Pumas!
pdxpogo> a special haliburton tax
beaglebot> did prop 8 pass clu?
clu> I think so.
LowFlyingMule> no retreads in the admin...awesome
!! lagbnaft is around.
pneum0nic> does 338:156 count as a landslide?
FuzzyDave> i'm thinkin
LowFlyingMule> prop 8 news
pneum0nic> according to fivethirtyeight.com, landslide is 375+ EV
pneum0nic> still feels FUCKING AWESOME, though
pneum0nic> (pardon my French)
FuzzyDave> i'm off to bed. good night all
LowFlyingMule> may still get there
LowFlyingMule> yep. good nite all.
pneum0nic> me too
pneum0nic> good nite!
clu> i'm signing off, too. Later!
LinusMines> Nite all
beaglebot> same here
crataegus> i'm gonna collapse after i finish this cigarette.
!! aktaeon is around.
pdxpogo> nite nite east coasters
!! lorddimwit is around.
aktaeon> fscking hurray