Attn: Darwish
Posted by PAgent 161 days ago
Some Inktober pieces
Posted by PAgent 210 days ago

Prompt was "cruel"

Prompt was "clock"

Prompt was "weak"

Prompt was "bottle"

Prompt was "breakable"
Posted by PAgent 264 days ago
Going to blatantly imitate blackvelvetjesus and post links to a couple of short works I put on
They are sci-fi short-shorts, and not intended to be serious. Let me know if you like them.
First Contact
Just Like Home
Posted by PAgent 267 days ago
Posted by PAgent 1 year ago
I Was Born Too Late
Posted by PAgent 3 years ago
Obscura Camera
Posted by PAgent 3 years ago
I’ve been playing with an iOS app called Obscura Camera. It’s pretty nifty:

New Apartments
Staggering Beauty
Posted by PAgent 3 years ago

I still think is one of the best sites on the Interweb.*

* But don’t click if you are prone to epileptic seizures

They may be jackbooted thugs, but they’re OUR jackbooted thugs.
Posted by PAgent 3 years ago

U.S. Marshals Raid Hoverboard Booth at CES

Future Motion is one of our clients, and our firm is handling this case.

TFA characters drawn in the style of Calvin and Hobbes
Posted by PAgent 3 years ago

Brian Kesinger is a story artist at Walt Disney Studios.




Edit to add another one:

Some of my Favorite Podcasts
Posted by PAgent 3 years ago

Note to Self
Hidden Brain
Everyday Einstein's Quick and Dirty Tips
NPR Topics: Technology
Planet Money
Invisibilia (currently on Hiatus)
TED Radio Hour
A Moment of Science
NPR: Science
Science in Action

and special mention for


for cornpone

'tis the season
Posted by PAgent 9 years ago
Sad Kitty
Posted by PAgent 10 years ago
It wasn't the mailman
Posted by PAgent 10 years ago
"Margaret, that boy looks nothing like me!
Ode to FuzzyDave
Posted by PAgent 11 years ago
To the tune of "This is Halloween"  
With a leer that's most deranged  
At buxom girls of every age  
He studies every breast he sees  
Dainty A-cup to double D.  
This is FuzzyDave, this is FuzzyDave  
No girl's safe from his scrutiny  
This is FuzzyDave, listen to him rant and rave  
Ogling is his God-given right  
But he doesn't wish to make a scene,  
Our FuzzyDave, the Boobah King!
Caption, Please.
Posted by PAgent 11 years ago
The Western Nostril
Posted by PAgent 11 years ago
Caption, Please.
Posted by PAgent 11 years ago
Posted by PAgent 11 years ago
Woozy, bezel, beetlejuice,  
whippet, Kodak, offal.  
Pregnant weasel on the loose,  
chicken on a waffle.  
China, cotton, Gloucester Mass.,  
triple-decker Uzi.  
Rattan cane across the ass  
from a sado floozie.  
Those who refuse to learn from the mistakes of the past...
Posted by PAgent 11 years ago
... are condemned to repeat them  
I'm thinking the guy in the middle should have learned to wear his damned safety goggles by now.
"Come and get them!"
Posted by PAgent 11 years ago
I am apparently a man-child.
Posted by PAgent 11 years ago
Resident Evil 4 - YouTube poop
Posted by PAgent 11 years ago
I don't know what this is. I don't know what it means, if anything.  
It's just weird.  
Resident Evil 4 Deepercutt Edition  
(language NSFW)
The Dauphin
Posted by PAgent 11 years ago
And yet another nail ....
Posted by PAgent 11 years ago
...gets driven into the writhing flesh of a favorite work of literature:  
Hayden "Anakin" Christensen to star in a movie adaptation of William Gibson's classic novel Neuromancer.
Best Spam in a While
Posted by PAgent 11 years ago
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I came across your profile and I feel it's highly reputable that is why I pick an interest getting across to you in respect of investment at my disposal. I will be so glad if you can allow me and lead me to the right channel towards your assistance to my situation now. I would like to use this opportunity to introduce myself to you.  
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This fund ( US5.6 Million dollars) is deposited in a bank in my country in (cote d'ivoire) a years ago by my father he made me the sole beneficiary.I am now asking you to stand on my behalf,to stand as my partner and in time of the claim and investment as well. I have made up my mind to offer you 13%of the total money while the remaining will go into a productive investment.  
Pls attach your direct and full information as you reply to me. You can also contact me with this email  
[email protected]  
Thanks and remain bless.  
Best Regards  
Sandra James  
She wants me. I can tell.
Posted by PAgent 11 years ago
Headquarters, 33rd Legion  
Garrison 278  
Imperial Army  
All 33rd Legion NCOs  
It has come to the attention of the Officer Corps that some members of our fighting forces have been modifying the standard issue E-11 Blaster Rifle in order to use it for the unauthorized and illegal inhalation of euphoric and/or psychotropic substances (sometimes referred to as "blasting" or "blowing the wookie").  
NCOs are urged to be especially vigilant in detecting and eliminating such criminal behavior, which reduces the effectiveness of the Imperial Legions, and compromises our ability to defend the Emperor and the Empire.  
Offenders may be detected by sudden changes in mood or mannerisms, or sloppiness in maintaining personal kit, armor, or weapons.  
Posted by PAgent 12 years ago
Posted by PAgent 12 years ago
"The universe was created by an all-powerful all-knowing being who came down to us in the form of a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father who can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree."  
from HFN
Posted by PAgent 12 years ago