I Was Born Too Late
Posted by PAgent 2 years ago
Obscura Camera
Posted by PAgent 2 years ago
I’ve been playing with an iOS app called Obscura Camera. It’s pretty nifty:


New Apartments
Staggering Beauty
Posted by PAgent 2 years ago

I still think www.staggeringbeauty.com is one of the best sites on the Interweb.*

* But don’t click if you are prone to epileptic seizures

They may be jackbooted thugs, but they’re OUR jackbooted thugs.
Posted by PAgent 2 years ago

U.S. Marshals Raid Hoverboard Booth at CES

Future Motion is one of our clients, and our firm is handling this case.

TFA characters drawn in the style of Calvin and Hobbes
Posted by PAgent 2 years ago

Brian Kesinger is a story artist at Walt Disney Studios.
 

 

 

 

Edit to add another one:

Some of my Favorite Podcasts
Posted by PAgent 2 years ago

Note to Self
Hidden Brain
Everyday Einstein's Quick and Dirty Tips
NPR Topics: Technology
Planet Money
Invisibilia (currently on Hiatus)
TED Radio Hour
Radiolab
DecodeDC
A Moment of Science
NPR: Science
BrainStuff
Science in Action

and special mention for

EOS10

for cornpone

'tis the season
Posted by PAgent 8 years ago
Sad Kitty
Posted by PAgent 8 years ago
It wasn't the mailman
Posted by PAgent 8 years ago
 
 
"Margaret, that boy looks nothing like me!
Ode to FuzzyDave
Posted by PAgent 9 years ago
To the tune of "This is Halloween"  
 
With a leer that's most deranged  
At buxom girls of every age  
He studies every breast he sees  
Dainty A-cup to double D.  
 
This is FuzzyDave, this is FuzzyDave  
No girl's safe from his scrutiny  
 
This is FuzzyDave, listen to him rant and rave  
Ogling is his God-given right  
But he doesn't wish to make a scene,  
Our FuzzyDave, the Boobah King!
Caption, Please.
Posted by PAgent 9 years ago
The Western Nostril
Posted by PAgent 10 years ago
Caption, Please.
Posted by PAgent 10 years ago
Dada!
Posted by PAgent 10 years ago
 
Woozy, bezel, beetlejuice,  
whippet, Kodak, offal.  
Pregnant weasel on the loose,  
chicken on a waffle.  
 
China, cotton, Gloucester Mass.,  
triple-decker Uzi.  
Rattan cane across the ass  
from a sado floozie.  
Those who refuse to learn from the mistakes of the past...
Posted by PAgent 10 years ago
... are condemned to repeat them  
 
 
 
I'm thinking the guy in the middle should have learned to wear his damned safety goggles by now.
"Come and get them!"
Posted by PAgent 10 years ago
I am apparently a man-child.
Posted by PAgent 10 years ago
Resident Evil 4 - YouTube poop
Posted by PAgent 10 years ago
I don't know what this is. I don't know what it means, if anything.  
 
It's just weird.  
 
Resident Evil 4 Deepercutt Edition  
 
(language NSFW)
The Dauphin
Posted by PAgent 10 years ago
 
 
"I WILL KEEL YOU ALL, PATHETIC MEATSAEKS!"
And yet another nail ....
Posted by PAgent 10 years ago
...gets driven into the writhing flesh of a favorite work of literature:  
 
Hayden "Anakin" Christensen to star in a movie adaptation of William Gibson's classic novel Neuromancer.
Best Spam in a While
Posted by PAgent 10 years ago
Dearest one,  
 
I am writting this letter with due respect and heartful of tears since we have not known or met ourselves previously I am asking for your assistance after I have gone through a profile that speaks good of you. I want to find out if it's possible for you to deal with individual as to investment.  
 
I came across your profile and I feel it's highly reputable that is why I pick an interest getting across to you in respect of investment at my disposal. I will be so glad if you can allow me and lead me to the right channel towards your assistance to my situation now. I would like to use this opportunity to introduce myself to you.  
 
I am Sandra James 22Years Old Lady from (cote d ivore) ,the only daughter of Late Micheal James , My father is now late he was a well known cocoa and gold merchant business man in my country( cote d ivore) ,he was poisoned by his co-business partner a year ago.  
 
The main reason why I am contacting you now is to seek your assistance in the area of my future investment and also for a help hand over some huge amount of money in my possession.  
 
This fund ( US5.6 Million dollars) is deposited in a bank in my country in (cote d'ivoire) a years ago by my father he made me the sole beneficiary.I am now asking you to stand on my behalf,to stand as my partner and in time of the claim and investment as well. I have made up my mind to offer you 13%of the total money while the remaining will go into a productive investment.  
 
Pls attach your direct and full information as you reply to me. You can also contact me with this email  
 
SPAMMER@SPAMMITY-SPAM.com  
 
Thanks and remain bless.  
 
Best Regards  
Sandra James  
 
She wants me. I can tell.
MEMORANDUM
Posted by PAgent 10 years ago
FROM:  
Headquarters, 33rd Legion  
Garrison 278  
Imperial Army  
Dantooine  
 
TO:  
All 33rd Legion NCOs  
 
It has come to the attention of the Officer Corps that some members of our fighting forces have been modifying the standard issue E-11 Blaster Rifle in order to use it for the unauthorized and illegal inhalation of euphoric and/or psychotropic substances (sometimes referred to as "blasting" or "blowing the wookie").  
 
NCOs are urged to be especially vigilant in detecting and eliminating such criminal behavior, which reduces the effectiveness of the Imperial Legions, and compromises our ability to defend the Emperor and the Empire.  
 
Offenders may be detected by sudden changes in mood or mannerisms, or sloppiness in maintaining personal kit, armor, or weapons.  
 
 
Stabbity-stabbity-stab
Posted by PAgent 10 years ago
 
 
Mythos
Posted by PAgent 10 years ago
"The universe was created by an all-powerful all-knowing being who came down to us in the form of a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father who can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree."  
 
from HFN
Indeed
Posted by PAgent 10 years ago
Happy Sunday
Posted by PAgent 10 years ago
Tragic, really.
Posted by PAgent 10 years ago
ETQW
Posted by PAgent 10 years ago
* * * crataegus wants to play ETQW.  
crataegus> Schazzy said we're not allowed to get an XBox 360 though.  
FuzzyDave> Ebony Tinky-wink's Quesadilla Wrangler?
 
 
Dipsy: "Eh-Oh, Po!"  
Po: "Eh-Oh, Dipsy!"  
Dipsy: "Eh-Oh, Lala!  
Lala: "Eh-Oh, Dipsy!"  
Dipsy: "Eh-Oh, Tinky-Wink!"  
Tinky-Wink: "How many times have I told you, my name is now Elijah Malcolm Shabazz?"  
Dipsy: "Sorry, Tinky-Wink"  
Tinky-Wink: "Goddamn right you're sorry. Now that m*therf*ckin' freak-ass baby head has been up for hours, and none of you lazy f*ckers has managed to bring me ONE GODDAMNED QUESADILLA."  
Po: "Sorry, Tinky-Wink"  
Lala: "Sorry, Tinky-Wink"  
Tinky-Wink: "Am I going to have to start slapping Tubbies?"  
Dipsy: "No, Tinky-Wink."  
Tinky-Wink: "Now get out there and wrangle me a damn quesadilla."  
Lala: "Ok, Tinky-Wink"
Wai yu du dis tu mi?
Posted by PAgent 10 years ago
Jubilitation T. Cornpone
Posted by PAgent 10 years ago
(Gene De Paul / Johnny Mercer)  
 
When we fought the Yankees and annihilation was near,  
Who was there to lead the charge that took us safe to the rear?  
Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone;  
Old "Toot your own horn - pone."  
Jubilation T. Cornpone, a man who knew no fear!  
 
When we almost had 'em but the issue still was in doubt,  
Who suggested the retreat that turned it into a rout?  
Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone;  
Old "Tattered and torn - pone."  
Jubilation T. Cornpone, he kept us hidin' out!  
 
With our ammunition gone and faced with utter defeat,  
Who was it that burned the crops and left us nothing to eat?  
Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone;  
Old "September Morn - pone."  
Jubilation T. Cornpone, the pants blown off his seat!  
 
HURRAY!  
 
When it seemed like our brave boys would keep on fighting for months,  
Who took pity on them and ca-pit-u-lated at once?  
Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone; Unshaven and shorn - pone.  
Jubilation T. Cornpone, he weren't nobody's dunce!  
 
Who went re-con-noiter-ing to flank the enemy's rear,  
Circled through the piney woods, and disappeared for a year?  
Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone;  
Old "Treat 'em with scorn - pone."  
Jubilation T. Cornpone, the missing mountaineer!  
 
Who became so famous with a reputation so great,  
That he ran for president and didn't carry a state?  
Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone;  
Old "Wouldn't be sworn - pone."  
Jubilation T. Cornpone, he made the country wait!  
 
Stonewall Jackson got his name by standing firm in the fray.  
Who was known to all his men as good ol' "Paper Mache?"  
Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone;  
 
*****  
 
Jubilation T. Cornpone, he really saved the day!  
 
REPRISE ( FINALE ):  
 
Though he's gone to his reward, his mighty torch is still lit.  
First in war. First in peace. First to holler, "I quit!"  
 
Jubilation T. Cornpone, he really saved the day!