Happy New Year and New Filter
Posted by crataegus 2 years ago

I have logged in as requested.

Without giving too much detail, but to get it off my chest...
Posted by crataegus 7 years ago
A friend is dealing with social services because of her asshole, drunk, animal hoarding ex husband. I'm pissed at him. I'm sorry for her. I wish there was something I could do for her to make it better. I'm angry. I'm upset. I'm frustrated. Ugh.
Deletion of Yahooness Begins
Posted by crataegus 7 years ago
I just clicked the button on my Delicious bookmarks. I've moved to Diigo. I've also trimmed about 1300 bookmarks that had expired or encountered my recent total lack of patience. Flickr account is next, and then I'm off Yahoo. Grab what you want while you can.
SUBJECT: ENGLAND: RELIABILITY AND LONGEVITY OF UK-US RELATIONSHIP CONFIRMED
Posted by crataegus 7 years ago
From: http://www.ding.net/wikileaks/234867.txt  
 
Friday, 19 September 2008, 16:13  
S E C R E T SECTION 01 OF 02 LONDON 000368  
NOFORN  
SIPDIS  
DOE FOR GPERSON, CHAYLOCK  
EO 12958 DECL: 09/18/2018  
TAGS EPET, ENRG, PGOV, RS">RS, NI  
SUBJECT: ENGLAND: RELIABILITY AND LONGEVITY OF UK-US RELATIONSHIP CONFIRMED  
REF: A. LONDON 365 B. LONDON 366  
Classified By: Consul General Donna M. Blair for reasons 1.4 (B) and (D )  
 
1. (S/NF) Summary: We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I.  
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy.  
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand.  
 
2. (C/NF) Chorus: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.  
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.  
 
3. (S/NF) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but You're too shy to say it  
Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it  
And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see  
 
4. (C/NF) Chorus: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.  
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.  
 
5. (C/NF) Chorus: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.  
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.  
 
6. (C/NF) Background Singers: (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give  
(Give you up) (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up)  
 
7. (S/NF) We've know each other for so long Your heart's been aching but You're too shy to say it  
Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it  
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand  
 
8. (C/NF) Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.  
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.  
 
9. (C/NF) Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.  
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.  
 
10. (C/NF) Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.  
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. ASTLEY  
Actual 419 spam
Posted by crataegus 7 years ago
Hello,  
 
My name is Darrel, I came across your email address through am email surfing  
Affiliated with the US chamber of Commerce, and My late Grandma was a puppy  
breeder, She died about 4 months ago and she left 2 Female English Bulldog,  
before she die, one of the Female puppy recently had a litter 4 puppies, They  
are so adorable, Due to my job as a Marketer, My job do not allow me to take  
good care of these babies, I would have love to take care of them myself but due  
to the nature of my job i hardly have time for my self, So i want to find them  
caring & loving parent who will take good care of them and willing to adopt,if  
you interested in having them, please contact me immediately for more details  
and information.  
 
Hope to read from you soon.  
 
Thanks.  
Darrel Jensen  
Damn!
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago
miles i can run  
Created by runreviews.com  
best treadmill reviews  
 
Who knew I'd last that long?
Crat's words of experience
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago
If you find yourself craving a coffee smoothie, allow the coffee to cool first.
Heppy Bot Day
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago
Happy Birthday Beagle
Tea Party
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago
I'd like to think that this whole Tea Party thing is really nothing but an older anonymous trolling the rest of us.
Coffee, sweet coffee
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago
Coffee is my lord and master. Moreso than nicotine.
Dear Coke Talk
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago
Happy Year of the Metal Tiger
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago
bonne nouvelle année
Darwin Theme Day
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago
Copy, paste, repeat:  
 
<b><a href='http://linkfilter.net/?s=l&search=[DARWIN+DAY]'>[DARWIN DAY]</a></b>
A simple blog post about pastry
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago
It is NSFW, but that's part of its charm. You go read.
WOULD THE EARTH CRACKING ASTEROID PLEASE HIT US NOW
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago
KTHXBYE
Attn: ay bee
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago
This may be one of the most depressing minimalist webcomics I've seen in a while.
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago
Abstruse Goose 222 on the original Real World cast.
A tumblr for FuzzyDave
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago
To further my career in running...
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago
I have joined Gold's Gym. I can only afford it because I did not buy prezzies for anyone (but Schazzy, my mom & dad, and my nephew), and I haven't bought a carton of smokes since Thanksgiving. I am, unfortunately, quitting smoking. This is not by choice. I cannot stand the taste of the fire safe cigarettes.
Christmas when I was little...
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago
When I was little, my mother was feeding 3 kids and a husband 3 meals a day. She worked outside the home from time to time. She'd enjoy such diversions as watching "her stories" on TV, visiting with the lady down the street that we grew up knowing as Aunt Sissy and various women and families from church, taking us out to the park or the mall (it WAS Jersey), etc. She still managed to bake dozens--and I mean DOZENS--of varieties of cookies, cakes, and pies for Christmas gifts. She also managed to make pinwheel sandwiches, tea sandwiches, a turkey, a ham and occasionally Yorkshire pudding or homemade mashed potatoes. Granted, this was before she had an accident in a Woolworth's and screwed up her knee and back.  
 
I, on the other hand, cannot bake a few dozen cookies and get them out on time while holding down a full time job. For this, I apologize. I wasn't sending cookies to everybody. (Like I said, I was sending cards out for the holidays.) I was still hoping to have cookies made by last Friday and mailed out. Now, the chocolate chip cookies (from a tube) would be too stale. The not-macaroons are still fresh, but would be stale by the time they got anywhere. I suck.
I am being spammed by WhuffieBank
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago
"Whuffie" is a fucking joke. It's a myth that ass-burgers embrace. Because of this, I treat it as a joke. As you may or may not be aware, I started calling Google Wave "Google Whuffie" in frustration over trying to explain how it could be useful. I posted that I had Google Whuffie invites on two of my Twitter personalities. Almost immediately, I got tweets from WhuffieBank. Why the fuck would I want a joke bank?
It's anti recommendation time.
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago
If you have a crackberry and it stops working, do not use jl_cmder. My phone could have been easily fixed at the service center if I had not used it.
Motherfucker
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago
cocksucker  
bitch  
shit  
chupacabra  
damn  
pussy  
tits  
kenyan
BAREFOOT VINEYARDS
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago
IS FRIEND TO ALL WHITE TRASH CHILDREN  
MOSURA YA MOSURA  
TASUKETE YO TE YOBEBA  
TOKI O KOETE  
UMI O KOETE  
NAMI NO YO NI YATTE KURU  
MAMORIGAMI  
 
MOSURA YA MOSURA  
YASASHISASAE WASURE  
AREHATETA  
HITO NO KOKORO  
INORINAGARA UTAU  
AI NO UTA  
 
Jinni
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago
I'm on there.
I'm not expecting a coding change or anything, but...
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago
Congratulations to tbone
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago
Since he is now a latte swilling, liberal elitist cowboy lover...  
 
 
 
...whose spreads suck.
Needless to say, this quiz is NSFW.
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago
Pornstar Or Potato Game
Drawing a blank
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago
Help me pick something for my baby sister--age 34 on Wednesday, mother of a 6 year old--for her birthday.  
 
Chocolate (and deliciousness in general) is out because she's trying to lose weight.  
Vampire smut is out because she's not a reader. (I know. I know. I've tried.)  
Booze is out because she will only consume alcohol when the asshole has my nephew.  
I'm reluctant to buy kitchenware although, in my family, it is always considered an acceptable gift.  
Women in my family do not like to receive clothing as gifts.  
Gift cards are too impersonal.  
 
Please to be helping.
Disturbing spam of the moment
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago
30 gays killed on party  
Make your lady's peaks of pleasure your usual achievement!