My favourite YouTube clip
Posted by humandoing 7 years ago
Home.
Posted by humandoing 7 years ago
I don't know if anyone has used Google Earth to show their home whereabouts. this is mine anyway.  
 
 
 
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Jokes
Posted by humandoing 7 years ago
A guitarist went to the doctor with hearing problems.  
 
"Can you describe the symptoms?" the doctor asked.  
 
The guitarist replied," Sure. That's easy. Homer is a fat yellow bloke and Marge has blue hair."  
 
I overheard a bloke in the pub the other day boasting that he’s shagging his girlfriend and her twin.  
 
His friend asked how he could tell them apart and the bloke said,  
 
”Her brother has a beard!"  
 
About two months ago a couple of lesbians moved in next door.  
 
We got on very well and when they found out it was my birthday last week they gave me a Rolex.  
 
It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I’d told them I really wanna watch.  
 
 
Got a leaflet through the door this morning promising 'Great Sex at 55', which is really handy because I live at no. 51, so not too far to walk home afterwards  
 
 
Walking into the pub, Seamus said to Brendan the bartender,  
 
"Pour me a double whiskey, woodja. I just had another bloody fight with the owld woman."  
 
"Oh yeah?" said Brendan, "How did this one end? You look unmarked."  
 
"Well, when it was over," Seamus replied, "She came to me on her hands and knees, so she did."  
 
"Really?" said Brendan, "Now that is a switch! What did she say?"  
 
She said, "Come out from under the bed, y'feckin' chicken!"  
 
 
I had an uncle who was a useless ventriloquist - he used to stick his fingers up my bottom and tell me not to say anything........  
 
 
A Polar Bear walks into a pub and says...  
 
"Can I have a Gin.............................................................................and tonic"  
 
the barman says "What the big pause ?"  
 
The polar bear says "I was born with them"  
 
 
I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realised I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.  
 
 
A Cow, an Ant and an Asshole...  
 
 
A Cow, an Ant and an Asshole are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.  
 
Cow: I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!!  
 
Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!!  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something...  
Bacon tree
Posted by humandoing 7 years ago
Bacon Tree  
 
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........  
 
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Eeze bacon, I theenk."  
 
"Ci, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "  
 
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.  
 
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.  
 
"Pepe, Pepe, we eeze saved. Eeze a bacon tree."  
 
"Luis, maybe eeze a meerarge? We eeze in the desert don't forget."  
 
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerarge that smell like bacon...eeze no meerarge, eeze a bacon tree."  
 
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,  
 
"Pepe... go back man, you was right, eeze not a bacon tree!"  
 
"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what eeze it? "  
 
"Pepe.. eeze not a bacon tree. Eeze  
 
 
Eeze  
 
 
Eeze  
 
 
Eeze  
 
 
 
Eeze a ham bush...."  
Still in a Band.
Posted by humandoing 7 years ago
Well i'm still in a band cept i swapped instruments. our keyboard player died of cancer and as bass players are easier to find than K/board players i moved over.  
Cant say i am enjoying it at the moment as i have to learn the whole set again and new songs. that's showbiz folks.  
 
 
 
Bacon is good for me
Posted by humandoing 8 years ago
Shark in the Water
Posted by humandoing 8 years ago
Strange.
Posted by humandoing 8 years ago
Some form of punishment i suppose.  
 
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Champthon
Posted by humandoing 8 years ago
What did i miss? there's no trace of him so i guess he's not on Linkfilter anymore.
Pooh,
Posted by humandoing 9 years ago
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Funny Pics
Posted by humandoing 9 years ago
To brighten up your day. Here
Stargazy Pie
Posted by humandoing 9 years ago
Best washed down with some dark Ale.  
Stargazy pie  
best of both worlds
Posted by humandoing 9 years ago
Metallica.s new album cover
Posted by humandoing 9 years ago
Sucks.  
 
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A Problem
Posted by humandoing 9 years ago
Please, some advice....serious worries!  
 
I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having it away with another bloke. It’s just the usual signs. The phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. Often the phone gives two or three rings then stops.  
She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".  
 
I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. It’s as if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi?  
I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.  
 
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my other half, I don't know how to. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.  
 
I decided I was going to hide in the corner of the bay window in my front room, just where my Fender Precision bass guitar sits on its stand, which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of.  
 
What I saw next is driving me crazy. It was while crouched in this position that I noticed how bad the fret wear was on my bass!  
Would it be difficult to replace the frets myself, or should I have it done professionally?  
 
Thanks Humandoing.
Picture of the day
Posted by humandoing 9 years ago
Blimey!  
 
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My Basses
Posted by humandoing 9 years ago
The Band i'm in is still going strong. we are playing mostly pubs at the moment but i dont mind where we play as long as i'm playing. i have gathered quite a bit of gear along the way. here's my Basses  
 
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Merry Christmas.
Posted by humandoing 11 years ago
A merry Christmas to all at Linkfilter from the land of fog, warm beer and mad fish disease :)  
 
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Profile Pic.
Posted by humandoing 11 years ago
Damn, i've changed my isp. and i've realised the pic in my profile has gone. i have no idea where i got it from. tried googling for it but no luck. i really liked that picture.
hello,goodbye.
Posted by humandoing 11 years ago
I have quit the band i was in. we only played one gig. we were eventually called Moby duck. we all brought names in and that was one of mine, well it just a joke name really thrown in at the last minute, the lead guitarist quit because his marital problems and i because i had a better offer off a working band whose name is worse than Moby duck. well, they are a working band at the moment. the singer and keyboard player are husband and wife and they could be splitting up. we will know more after xmas. i think i am destinied to never play in front an audience again. i dont seem to find the time to sit in front of a computer at at the length of time like i used to. there are plenty of bands playing in pubs around here at the weekend around here so i find myself going more.and in the week its practise. i love my music, just bought another guitar and an effects pedal. what did you think of Moby duck as a name Shigpit?  
if anyone wants to sell a bass let met know, ta.
aohell
Posted by humandoing 11 years ago
My pc gave up about three weeks ago. i gave it to a guy down the road who had started his own business fixing pc's. what i did'nt know was that he got a job in the meantime and did'nt have time to look at my machine. so while waiting for him fix it i bought a secondhand machine. i've been with aol since i got on the net, they were ok i thought becuse i had never been with any other isp but recently i realised they were almost taking over my pc, i'd close aol down and it wouls still be downloading stuff to my pc! and now you have to ring a call centre in india if you have a problem, they are most polite people in the world but know jack about computers, so i decided to ditch aol, not as easy as i thought. they liked me so much they would'nt let me go.first they gave me the wrong migration code so i was told by my new isp to tell aol to take the tag off my line. ok says aol it will take five working days. so five days later i ring my new isp and ask if i can get online yet, no they say aol are still on your line. so i ring india again and they ask me why i want to leave aol. damn it just get off my line, ok it will take five working days. so another five days go by and eventually i get back online. and i finally get my old pc back with the news that the cpu and the motherboard are shot. so it looks like i going to have to shell out for a new pc. i have not been on linkfilter for nearly a month, to many posts to read so might be reposting a bit.
It'll be me
Posted by humandoing 11 years ago
Well, if you hear somebody knockin' on your door  
If you see something crawlin' across the floor  
Baby, it'll be me, and I'll be lookin' for you  
 
If you see a head a-peepin' from a crawdad hole  
If you see somebody climbin' up a telephone pole  
Baby, it'll be me, and I'll be lookin' for you  
 
Gonna look on the mountain and in the deep blue sea  
Gonna search all the forests and look and look in every tree  
 
Well, if you feel somethin' heavy on your fishing hook  
If you see a funny face in your comic book  
Baby, it'll be me, and I'll be lookin' for you  
 
If you hear a thought a-callin' out in the night  
If you see somebody hangin' from a lamppost bright  
Baby, it'll be me, and I'll be lookin' for you  
 
If you see somebody lookin' in all the cars  
If you see a rocketship on its way to Mars  
Baby, it'll be me, and I'll be lookin' for you  
 
Gonna look in the city where the lights are blue  
Gonna search the countryside, all the haystacks, too  
 
If you see a new face on a totem pole  
If you find a lump in your sugar bowl  
Baby, it'll be me, and I'll be lookin' for you.  
For Ss
Posted by humandoing 11 years ago
Why the ignorant, savage, bastardly limeys bit. tell me you are only joking. although you have inferred to disliking Brits before. there's only about three or four of us that post regularly on LF and they seem ok. i don't know what Crats on about as i seemed to have missed all that. if i have taken it all out context then i apologize.
music?
Posted by humandoing 11 years ago
Anyone know what music this is.
Chirp
Posted by humandoing 11 years ago
Lots of great tracks to download. the only site on the net where iv'e found an Agnostic mountain gospel choir track. going to have to buy an album.  
 
Chirp
LF users
Posted by humandoing 11 years ago
I was thinking about a couple of LF users who are not around anymore, one is the NATTeam he/she/they were posting just as i got here, a little bit anti brit, that did'nt bother me but the manner of their comments almost put me off lf. them puff, gone. then there's lord dimwit. shit, i clicked on the pic and fell in love untill i had a good look. even now lord dimwit baffles me, he/she cracks me up,very funny. as anyone any info.
some reasons why i'm an idiot
Posted by humandoing 11 years ago
thats never going to work is it, no.  
you have bought some crap again, yes.  
you still have'nt done that? no.  
there's not a lot of time left. no there ain't.  
good job no one reads this.
he's in my head.
Posted by humandoing 11 years ago
I hurt myself today  
to see if I still feel  
I focus on the pain  
the only thing that's real  
the needle tears a hole  
the old familiar sting  
try to kill it all away  
but I remember everything  
what have I become?  
my sweetest friend  
everyone I know  
goes away in the end  
and you could have it all  
my empire of dirt  
 
I will let you down  
I will make you hurt  
 
I wear this crown of thorns  
upon my liar's chair  
full of broken thoughts  
I cannot repair  
beneath the stains of time  
the feelings disappear  
you are someone else  
I am still right here  
 
what have I become?  
my sweetest friend  
everyone I know  
goes away in the end  
and you could have it all  
my empire of dirt  
 
I will let you down  
I will make you hurt  
 
if I could start again  
a million miles away  
I would keep myself  
I would find a way  
band name
Posted by humandoing 11 years ago
i was outvoted. the bands name is Prowler. so seventies, my last input. The price of coal was laughed out, i'm going to google prowler and see if its already been taken, childish i know,
DVD - and +
Posted by humandoing 11 years ago
I'm copying a DVD i had made of our band,i'm using something called clonedvd,  
I did two copies without any problems using DVD-RW. the last two i had, so i used some DVD+RW, But it wont copy with these. anyone know the reason why not.