Posted by crataegus in the wired 12 years ago
Welcome to BushTorrent.Com I'm the president of the United BitTorrents of America.  
This site was created by me to show you how smart I really am. I have the latest best torrents from any website I want. Since I own the Internet this was an easy thing to do.  
I have a great love of torrent technology, but like most Texans we have a hard time knowing how to use technology. BushTorrent.Com makes everyone an expert in no time. Heck, if I can do it any one can. Since you must be on a computer reading this you're halfway there to the best and funniest way to download torrents.  
I have made this site all about me. I wanted discussion forums so I can see what you all say about me - just kidding. I'll be writing a blog so you will know what is really going on in my life. I also have a section with my favourite downloads from all around the world in all different languages, including some in my language. Of course I will have my famous quotations and my special photo album just for your viewing.
spoon: somebody should create delaytorrents.com