Cocaine The Soda Pop
Posted by Psychomike in shopping 11 years ago
A Las Vegas company has come up with a "legal alternative to Cocaine".
Marketing slogan?
DodgyKnees the Cynic: "It's not the real thing".
I know...
crustacean: Why don't I use the leaves of the coca plant to create a caramel and sugar based tonic that I can then eventually dilute with corn-based super sweetener and then spike with formaldehyde based sweetener and then spend more money than g-o-d on advertising and will strip the chrome off a Harley?  
Naaaah.