The Ambien Cookbook
Posted by scilec in strangely funny 11 years ago
Sorpresa con Queso  
Ingredients:  
7 bags Cheetos-brand cheese snacks  
17 to 19 glasses tap water  
5 mg. Ambien  
 
Place Cheetos bags in cupboard.  
 
Take Ambien, fall asleep.  
 
Wait 2-3 hours, then sleepwalk to kitchen, tear cupboard doors off hinges in search of Cheetos.  
 
Find Cheetos, eat contents of all 7 bags.  
 
Fall back asleep on kitchen floor.  
 
When awakened by early-morning sunlight, get up and say, “What the—?”  
 
Wipe orange Cheetos dust from fingers, face, and hair.  
 
Drink 17 to 19 glasses of water from kitchen tap.  
 
Return to bed.
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cornpone: these are pretty funny.