A rare creature, persecuted and hunted to near-extinction in its native Madagascar, has been born at Bristol Zoo.  
 
His name is short for Razafindranriatsimaniry - a Malagasy name meaning "son of a Prince or noble man who envies nobody".
Better a space onley than these bastards:
FoolProof: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
cornpone: you sure that's not one? sure as hell looking and acting like one.
Small wonder he's considered an evil omen
vinfille:  
 
That is not the face of an innocent baby thing. That is the face of an evil baby thing, contemplating a life of evil deeds.
lagbnaft: aye, aye, even.