Bryan, Texas criminal defense lawyer Stephen Gustitis (The Defense Perspective) is representing a guy charged with harassment for making an “obscene” comment in a written communication (artist’s depiction follows):  
 
Can I lick you, Katie?  
 
I assume, though Stephen doesn’t say so, that Katie got this billet-doux and did not welcome the inquiry.  
 
The Texas Tornado, criminal defense attorney Mark Bennett, has a few things to say about criminal obscenity statutes in Texas.