A small airliner crashed into a house, killing a British pilot and 19 others after a crocodile smuggled into the aircraft in a sports bag escaped and started a panic.  
 
Crocs on planes!  
 
cc: gods
 
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AB: Despite the tragedy, I find this hilarious.
I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING CROCODILES
FoolProof: ON MY MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!!
cornpone: You forgot to use a Z, potty mouth.
pneum0nic: MOTHERFUCKING CROCODILEZ?
FoolProof: Hee.
reapre: I have never, ever had a legitimate excuse to use my free Samuel L. Jackson Soundboard app until now. [/me sinks back into my chair, prodding periodically at my iPhone, surrounded by the melodic strains of Samuel L. Jackson wildly proclaiming this and that.]
FoolProof: He is soothing, isn't he?
AB: Z!