A FARMER has been arrested for killing a pervert who had sex with his prize donkey — while wearing lingerie and a pair of slippers.  
 
Cops say Jose Gomes Pinto, 55, slashed the man's throat with a razor after discovering he had violated his favourite ass — a donkey named Russo.  
 
 
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LowFlyingMule: Jaime devoted his entire life to the small village in which he lived and, at 93 and on his death-bed, was soon to die in. He motioned to his great grandson to whisper his final words...."Boy", he said faintly, "You know the only bridge that leads into our tiny village? Well I designed, funded and built it, but they don"t call me "Jaime the Bridge Builder""."You know the town hospital? I designed and built that too, but they don"t call me "Jaime the Hospital Builder""."And the only church in town.... I built that too, and they don"t call me "Jaime the Church Builder", but you get caught fucking just one damn donkey......."
badbunny: 10!
Well, Jaime...
Dyskolos: ...I hope it was one helluva piece of ass.  
 
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pneum0nic: This time it's personal, huh Mule?
LinusMines: A FARMER has been arrested for killing a pervert who had sex with his prize donkey — while wearing lingerie and a pair of slippers.  
 
Wearing mules, in more ways than one...