Remember that creepy subservient chicken?  
 
Well, Beer.com has a new virtual character that takes commands... Only this one is Tammy the bartender. Take some time and see what she does.  
 
Due to some of the commands you can give Tammy, this one's NSFW.
re:
robinrobin: fight  
french kiss  
change  
strip  
beer.com
Novelhead: also try:  
 
shake dat ass  
dance  
kiss me  
drink a beer  
get me a beer  
lick your boob  
rap
try these
cmotdibbler: frolic  
box  
karate  
toss  
tickle  
spin  
eat a banana (!)  
phone  
write  
read  
shout  
smile  
top (!)  
hair  
flex  
bend over  
sleep  
man (!)  
hop  
 
Novelhead: Here's a list of commands that somebody posted to The Presurfer:  
 
balls, belly, bend over, bottle, box, can, cowgirl, dance, dog, drink a beer, eat a banana, exercise, fight, give me your number, guitar, guys, hair, handstand, head, hey, hello, hummer, jiggle, jump, kiss a girl, laugh, lick, lie on the bar, light, lips, love, magic, model, muscle, party, phone, pillow fight, pitcher, playboy, pole dance, pour, pout, pushup, rap, remove shoes, rock, rope, rotate, serve, shake, sing, sleep, splits, stretch, surf, switch, talk, tap dance, tickle, tie shoes, wave, yoga.
new command 12/10/04
robinrobin: "hockey night at beer.com"