It takes a real man to try to enter a women's golf tournament against the rules. Jean Van de Velde, fortunately for everybody else, I suppose, is that man.  
 
(This is from where we remember him.)  
 
"My whole point is, where do we draw the line?" Van de Velde asked. I don't want to speak for anybody else, but for me that line lies at exactly the point that the Frenchman said he would "wear a kilt and shave my legs," if that's what it takes.  
 
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