The Catch the Fire Ministries has tried to blame the bushfires disaster on laws decriminalising abortion in Victoria.  
The Pentecostal church's leader, Pastor Danny Nalliah, claimed he had a dream about raging fires on October 21 last year and that he woke with "a flash from the Spirit of God: that His conditional protection has been removed from the nation of Australia, in particular Victoria, for approving the slaughter of innocent children in the womb".
Idiocy beyond words.
World's first 3D pr0n
Posted by testicle in entertainment 10 years ago
Hong Kong film makers are preparing to leave filmgoers goggle-eyed by releasing the world's first pornographic movie in 3D, a news report said on Sunday.
Follow up to #143023  
A young boy named Adolf Hitler has been taken away from his parents and put into temporary care.  
The three-year-old boy and his two sisters - JoyceLynn Aryan Nation, 1, and 8-month-old Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie - were removed from their home by New Jersey's Division of Youth and Family Services.
The court on Tuesday was told Burke wore a black leather mask and was armed with a large rubber dildo wrapped in duct tape, which he used to assault the 49-year-old female occupant of the house.  
Burke then allegedly assaulted the woman about the face and head with the dildo leaving her with bruising and small bumps to the face.
Doesn't qualify as "strangely funny" due to animal abuse.
More than 130,000 inflatable breasts have been lost at sea en route to Australia.  
Men's magazine Ralph was planning to include the boobs as a free gift with its January issue.
Posted by testicle in the "other" pile 11 years ago
F* is an inclusive community-based site that features daily humorous pictures and comedic discussion about punk, ska, hardcore, emo, metal and indie bands.  
No Clean Feed
Posted by testicle in government 11 years ago
The (Australian) Federal Government is pushing forward with a plan to force ISPs to filter out all material "inappropriate" for children from Australian homes.  
This plan will waste tens of millions of taxpayer dollars and slow down Internet access.  
Despite being almost universally condemned by the public, ISPs, State Governments, Media and censorship experts, Communications Minister Stephen Conroy is determined to force this filter into your home. Don't let him!
Yet another information resource against Australia's mandatory ISP level opt-out internet filtering.  
Related: #135052
Linux Hater's Blog
Posted by testicle in the wired 11 years ago
Linux sucks  
Yeah, I said it. Whatcha gonna do about it? F*ck if I care that probably runs on it. It still sucks. Did the blogspot guys think that VMware's corporate logo was also GPL? So much for creativity and innovation. Oooh you added a box. Sweet.  
And I'm not the only one. You'll see. Stay tuned, and we'll bring the purest, most refined hatred of Linux you'll find on the 'net.
Trolling? You bet.
ASCII Art Farts
Posted by testicle in fun & games 11 years ago
Updated (almost) daily with wonderfully intelligent and thoughtful ASCII artwork, with a profound pop-culture statement.  
...And dick jokes.
Posted by testicle in crackpots, kooks & tinfoil 11 years ago
Your guide to pubic lice as pets...
Satire in reaction to the Australian government's much criticised mandatory opt-out internet filtering proposal.  
Mr Conroy's Top 5 Shocking Internet Facts:  
* There are more criminals on the Internet than there are in all seven continents  
* More males use the Internet than females  
* The Harry Potter ending was revealed early on the Internet, resulting in childhood depression and in return, childhood obesity  
* Pornography available on the Internet is responsible for over 58% of crimes1  
* P Platers use the Internet whilst driving at speeds of over 356Kbs
Posted by testicle in the "other" pile 12 years ago
The World's #1 Sheep Sex and Dating Personals Site  
* With AdultSheepFinder you can meet single, sexy sheep in your area at the touch of a button!  
* Find the right sheep for you from our extensive database and try to arrange with their owners for a sexy encounter!  
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Not safe for New Zealand.
Welcome to The Archive of Misheard Lyrics, the only domain named after the world's most commonly misheard lyric (or is it? Click here for the full scoop on Hendrix and this "mishearance.")  
Each lyric on this site includes a Funny / Not Funny voting option. The least funny lyrics eventually get dumped, and the funniest lyrics rise to the top. See the Funny page to see which lyrics readers think are the funniest. We've created an iTunes playlist containing 50 of the best songs from that list.  
Some submissions may be NSFW
Here's how to play. A random sequence of letters, an acronym, is shown to all players. The players must come up with a sentence from these letters. Players then vote for their favorite sentence, and the player with the most votes after 10 rounds wins the game.  
As an example, say the acronym given is: KBOG  
Your sentence might be something like: "Killer Beetle Overthrows Government"  
Warning: this game is intended for adults only and may contain vulgar, rude and offensive language.
Yeah, NSFW. Insanely addictive.  
Registration is required, but you only need to enter a username and choose a password.
By the time of Shiva Brent Sharma's third arrest for identity theft, at the age of 20, he had taken in well over $150,000 in cash and merchandise in his brief career. After a certain point, investigators stopped counting.  
"I don't know how much I made altogether, but the most I ever made in a quick period was like $20,000 in a day and a half or something," he said, sitting in the empty meeting hall at the Mohawk Correctional Facility in Rome, N.Y., where he is serving a two- to four-year term. "Working like three hours today, three hours tomorrow — $20,000."