favourite humorous quote
Posted by humandoing 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
For once, somebody may call me "Sir" without adding, "...you're making a scene."
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"Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot."
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
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"A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.'"
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When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, "I want my daughter back by 8:15." I said, "The middle of August? Cool!"
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Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window!
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other
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I prefer to quote myself:
FuzzyDave: "Young women are a lot like baby raccoons: They're cute, cuddly and fun to play with, but after a while they get underfoot and learn to open a refrigerator."  
 
"We all enter this world naked, wet and screaming -- which is exactly how I wake up every morning."
Those are all good, but not as good as this quote:
SpearmintFur: "My greatest fear in life that no one will remember me after I have passed" - some dead guy
frank
fabulon7: I feel sorry for sober people. When they wake up, that's the best they're going to feel all day.