How many pints of bitter should I have before lunch?
Posted by blackvelvetjesus 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
None. Tee-total it fool.
14%
One
0%
Two
14%
Three
0%
Floor
71%
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Fluffy:  
If someone drank a pint of that, I'd be pretty dang impressed.
crataegus: If someone drank a pint of that, they'd be dead.
PAgent: I checked into a hotel once, and found a whole bottle of Angostura sitting on the counter. I was furious. I called the front desk and told them I could have had small children with me, and what where they thinking leaving alcohol sitting around like that?  
 
The guy at the front desk apologized, but said it was hotel policy. You had to take the bitters with the suite.
Fluffy:  
You should have to drink a pint of bitters for making that joke.
deathburger: Hadn't heard that one before. It's terrible, but I love it. ;)