What's the first thing you do when you get up in the morning?
Posted by lagbnaft 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Go pee.
47%
Smoke.
11%
Have a glass/cup of my favorite morning beverage.
11%
Turn on the TV.
0%
Wipe the eye buggers out of my eyes.
5%
Go home.
5%
Other (in the comments please).
17%
Every day, I get up and pray to Jah.
AB: And he decreases the number of clocks by exactly one  
Everybody's comin' home for lunch these days  
Last night there were skinheads on my lawn  
Take the skinheads bowling  
Take them bowling  
Take the skinheads bowling  
Take them bowling  
Some people say that bowling alleys got big lanes  
Some people say that bowling alleys all look the same  
There's not a line that goes here that rhymes with anything  
I has a dream last night, but I forget what it was  
I had a dream last night about you, my friend  
I had a dream--I wanted to sleep next to plastic  
I had a dream--I wanted to lick your knees  
I had a dream--it was about nothing  
r03: wow. camper van beethoven. i had forgotten all about those guys.  
AB: Reminding people of things like this is my purpose in life.
AB: Okay, so maybe not. ;P
Other
sandwoman13: Sit on the couch and feed the baby.
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testicle: Odd. That should've been "<self-censored>", but I previewed the comment first and it converted the tags to the proper symbols (and it was stripped).
darkstar: Heh...your comment self-censored.
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Fluffy:  
I don't think you really meant to say eye buggers.  
 
Had I any eye buggers on my eye upon waking, I would immediately attempt to remove them.