Does your cat have a theme song?
Posted by FoolProof 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes, and it goes like this: (comment)
62%
No.
25%
I don't have a cat.
12%
I don't have a cat but I do have another pet. It's theme song goes like this: (comment)
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I don't have a cat but I do have another pet. It has no theme song.
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The content and numeric value of the lyrics tend to change, but:
FoolProof: MANGO!  
Oh, the MANGO!  
The 7 1 5 1 8 15 688,002  
THE MANGOOOO!!!  
She's the cat that sometimes I wear as a hat but not right now because she haaaaas fleeeeeeaaaaas!  
THE MAAAANGOOO!!!
FoolProof: Can't view.
AB: Okay, then here's a bump for when you get home. :)
FoolProof: You think that's gonna make it until I get home?  
AB: No.
FoolProof: You're right.
FoolProof: You're right.
AB: And now that you've dipped........ BUMP! :D
FoolProof: I didn't do a NCS at home.
Ahem
AB: Lucy is a star...  
a shiny Morning Star!  
She's Lucifer;  
she'll scratch your soul  
and make you wish you'd bought a dog.
FoolProof: NICE!!!
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j d ess: Lick it up  
Lick it up  
aaaaah-hawww-ohhh  
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elBUpxXIAGw  
 
(for one of our dearest departed guys...)
I forgot about our cat's song.
sandwoman13: Sylvester, Sylvester he is a cat.  
Sylvester, Sylvester what do you think of that.  
Sylvester, Sylvester he sat on a mat  
and ate a rat.  
(here's where you stick your finger in your mouth and say)  
AAAACHHHHCH.  
FoolProof:  
j d ess: ack, indeed.
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Max Webster: There once was a Poopies,  
A stupid Mr. Poopies  
The kind that made you  
Wish you didn't have a cat.  
 
Sung to "Strange Kind of Woman" by Deep Purple  
 
Mr. Poopies A.k.a Mr. Poops, Poops the Cat, Senor Shit, Poops the stupid friggin idiot.  
R.i.P  
FoolProof: FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU SPAMMING SPUNK TISSUE!!!!  
Fluffy:  
your cat needs a new song. maybe something out of the hardcore genre this time.
FoolProof: Lol. The spam comment I was barking at has been deleted.  
 
My cat is sooooo metal, tho.