Full-body scanners
Ohh no ... I don't want anybody oogling my cold cuts!
Ohh no ... I don't want anyone toking their Thunder-Panties in my aisle!
Ohh no ... I don't want a week-long check-in for an hour-long trip!
Ohh no ... I don't want to pay a week's check for an hour-long trip!
Ohh no ... we're stuck with a thousand pair of Thunder-Panties!
I say...
Dyskolos: Go ahead.  
Ogle my cold cuts.  
And my sesame seed buns.
AB: I, too, enjoy stuffing sammiches into places only viewable with full-body scanning technology.
badbunny: ham jamwich
badbunny: or jam hamwich