I state the facts and I'm out of there, easy.
Police make me nervous, but I think I'll be OK.
I'd be so unnerved that they'll probably put a big checkmark next to my name.
I'm too much of a wiseass to keep myself out of trouble.
I have enough trouble communicating normally!
I'd be nervous because of the stuff I've done that they're not asking me about.
Around these parts, if they're asking you about it, they already think you're guilty.
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