You are being interviewed by the police concerning a felony you didn't commit, and only their impression of your truthfulness will determine whether they keep you under consideration as the perpetrator ...
Posted by kingskyprawn 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
I state the facts and I'm out of there, easy.
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Police make me nervous, but I think I'll be OK.
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I'd be so unnerved that they'll probably put a big checkmark next to my name.
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I'm too much of a wiseass to keep myself out of trouble.
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I have enough trouble communicating normally!
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I'd be nervous because of the stuff I've done that they're not asking me about.
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Around these parts, if they're asking you about it, they already think you're guilty.
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Other (please comment)
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jtown: Lawyer up. Don't fuck around. Never talk to the cops. Watch both parts.  
 
Even Lionel Hutz knows more than you do about the legal process and your rights.