"If you touch my junk, I'll have you arrested ..."
Posted by LinusMines 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
"...because NOBODY tries to blow up airliners anymore!"
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"...unless there's dinner and a movie first!"
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"...'cause I'm, y'know, sensitive-y down there!"
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"...and you'll never hold elective office again!"
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"...and then I'll walk from California to South Dakota, 'cause it's a nice day out!"
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"...what? P0RN theater? Not security theater? Well, NOW you're talkin'!"
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jtown: That'll cost you $20 per son plus the cover charge for the Champagne Room.
jtown: Song, even.