YMC
Posted by AB 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Apple-flavored peepus
18%
Peepus-flavored apple
27%
Bacon-flavored otter
45%
Otter-flavored bacon
9%
Are you from the American CIA? Do you have a radio in your head? Are you going to kill me?
Posted by AB 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
NNN
17%
NNY
0%
NYN
0%
NYY
5%
YNN
0%
YNY
0%
YYN
5%
YYY
17%
I feel that otters are bastards. They have nudity and are bad for the children.
41%
Two Strips of Tahitian Bacon
11%
Do you ever absentmindedly blow on food that isn't hot to try to cool it down?
Posted by AB 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Yes!
50%
No!
37%
Only on bacon.
12%
In games/contests/fights which last 3 rounds, which do you think is true?
Posted by AB 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
The person/team that wins the first round wins the third round more than half of the time.
28%
The person/team that wins the second round wins the third round more than half of the time.
0%
The person/team that wins the first round wins the third round as often as the person/team that wins the second round.
57%
YMC!
Posted by AB 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
legitimacy
0%
legitimation
0%
legitimization
0%
legitimizititation
0%
legitimitizimitation
0%
legit
0%
too legit to quit
16%
legit mah egit
33%
bacon
16%
Yet Another Bacon Choice
16%
Your keyboard has just lost a key. Which would cause you the least amount of distress?
Posted by AB 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
One of the F# keys
0%
Tilde
11%
Caps Lock
22%
Pause/Break
0%
Insert
0%
Print screen
33%
One of the shift/alt/ctrl key
22%
Context menu key
0%
[Some weird key on a non-Windows computer]
0%
Other: name it
11%
Your keyboard has just lost a key. Which would cause you the greatest amount of distress?
Posted by AB 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Really, there are too many keys to list here
100%
So treat this as a survey
0%
Answer in the comments
0%
Tissue Hime: delicious trap, or most delicious trap?
Posted by AB 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Delicious trap
50%
Most delicious trap
50%
How much will AB's regretometer be filled by the time final exams are over?
Posted by AB 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
0-9% - No regrets, or nearly none
0%
10-19% - A few regretful things, here and there.
28%
20-29% - Okay, maybe I should(n't) have done that.
0%
30-39% - Shit.
14%
40-49% - SHIT!
0%
50-59% - OH MY GOD WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
14%
60-69% - OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
14%
70-79% - MY LIFE IS RUINED!!!!!!!
14%
80-89% - GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0%
90-99% - ?????????
14%
YMC!
Posted by AB 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Fermi
40%
Fermat
60%
YMC!
Posted by AB 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Casual
57%
Causal
42%
If AB registers for the Pop Art course, should he bring a pop tart to class each day?
Posted by AB 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Yes.
44%
No.
11%
It depends entirely on the type of pop tart AB plans to bring into class that day.
22%
AB should not take the Pop Art class.
22%
Other: comment?
0%
YMC!
Posted by AB 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Ecocide
50%
Egocide
50%
YMC!
Posted by AB 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Denouncement
57%
Denouement
42%
Have you ever taken a nap at work?
Posted by AB 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Yes, >= 1 hour
30%
Yes, >= 30 minutes but < 1 hour
30%
Yes, >= 15 minutes but < 30 minutes
7%
Yes, >= 5 minutes but < 15 minutes.
7%
No, because I wish to continue receiving a paycheck.
7%
No, there's never any time; there's always so much work to do.
7%
No, because I enjoy my job.
0%
No, because I don't nap.
0%
No, because CAN'T SLEEP, CLOWNS WILL EAT ME.
7%
In Soviet Russia, naps take YOU at work!
0%
What do we want? / When do we want them?
Posted by AB 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Mouth hugs! / Now!
33%
Bacon / Yesterday!
0%
Massages / In just a few minutes, lemme finish this bacon first
50%
Something else / Some point in the future
16%
How do you spell the element whose symbol is S?
Posted by AB 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Sulfur
27%
Sulphur
63%
Soul Fur
0%
Sbacon
9%
Have you filled your procrastination quota for the week yet?
Posted by AB 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Yes
33%
No
22%
Bacon
11%
Maaan, voting on polls is such a hassle. I'll do this later.
33%
Is foop terrible? Should he be abandoned?
Posted by AB 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
No/No
0%
No/Yes
16%
Yes/No
16%
Yes/Yes
0%
Bacon/Bacon
66%
Do you ever exercise despite having an upset stomache?
Posted by AB 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Yes, I just work through/off the discomfort.
30%
Yes, [other reason].
0%
No, that'd be too uncomfortable.
40%
No, [other reason].
0%
N/A, I don't exercise, or I don't get stomache aches.
30%
Survey: Do Americans know much about religion?
Posted by AB 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Yep
5%
Nope, not much
65%
Americans know a lot about the Holy Church of Bacon
25%
YMC!
Posted by AB 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Gonads
30%
Strife
38%
Bacon
30%
How do you manage to not be a dick sometimes?
Posted by AB 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
I don't. I'm frequently a dick, unfortunately for those around me.
9%
I don't. I'm frequently a dick, but the jerks around me don't deserve any better from me.
9%
I don't. I'm sometimes a dick. Life can be hard, and sometimes that shows through my temperment.
13%
I don't. I'm really nice, I think, but the people around me don't see it that way and think I'm a jerk.
9%
I manage by remembering that we're all in the same boat / I remember the golden rule.
4%
I manage by considering the negative consequences (for me or for others) of me being a dick.
18%
I manage by relaxation / meditation / therapy / drugs / some other method of catharsis.
13%
I manage naturally, intuitively. It's not all that difficult for me.
13%
I manage by drinking the magical blood of virgin space onleys. Mmm. Bacon-y.
4%
Other: some other anwser? Put it in the comments!
4%
Do you participate in any distributed computing projects, such as World Community Grid or [email protected]?
Posted by AB 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Yes
33%
No
66%
Other
0%
Scenario: a copy of your consciousness has been transferred into a machine, the design of which places a restiction on your thoughts, such that the ideas, concepts, and memes available to this copy is limited to a small selection of your choosing (chosen prior to the transfer of consciousness). What FIVE (5) ideas do you choose?
Posted by AB 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
This is a survey
50%
Not a poll
0%
Please answer in a comment
50%
Has anyone ever called you "sugar tits"?
Posted by AB 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Nope.
33%
Yes, all the time
0%
Yes, I get it every once in a while
0%
A few times / Once
50%
Bacon
16%
Fleeble
0%
Other Fleeble
0%
Pants
Posted by AB 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
No
16%
NO
83%
YMC
Posted by AB 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Technology is amazing
0%
Computers are stupid
0%
Both
66%
Neither
0%
TechnoBacon
33%
Untz
0%
Untz
0%
Untz
0%
Untz
0%
Are you able to enjoy a book that, right off the bat, insults a group or classification of people that includes you in its membership?
Posted by AB 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Yes, it might still be a good book, despite this
28%
Yes, I don't really care about what some dinky little author thinks of me
14%
Yes, I can laugh it off
0%
Yes, I get off on it
0%
Yes, books are delicious, regardless of the words printed on the pages
14%
No, a book that so blatantly refuses to respect me doesn't deserve my respect, or my time
0%
No, books should be entertaining/informing, not insulting/hurtful
0%
No, books taste awful. Unless the pages were made from bacon. Mmm. BaconBook.
14%
It depends (put it in a comment below)
14%
Other: otterbaconmysterybutt
14%
Choose
Posted by AB 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Things
0%
Stuff
0%