What kind of Democratic Socialist are you?
Posted by Bud Tugly 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
I promote the ideal of socialism as an evolutionary process within the framework of a parliamentary democracy.
33%
I favor a revolutionary approach that seeks to establish socialism within a non-parliamentary system, based on workers councils or similar organizations.
66%
Democrats! Which house of congress do you want to win more?
Posted by Bud Tugly 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
The House of Representatives - Woo-hoo! The power to impeach!
66%
The Senate - The power to block Supreme Court nominees!
33%
So are you EVER going to actually WRITE that novel?
Posted by Bud Tugly 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Yes!
40%
Probably not.
60%
Who is more likely to give a 1-vote to a link they disagree with?
Posted by Bud Tugly 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Conservatives, to a liberal link.
52%
Liberals, to a conservative link.
47%
If Bud Tugly changes his name and avatar, will you forget to hate him?
Posted by Bud Tugly 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes.
21%
Are you kidding? I could never forget.
78%
I getting a little tired of all the Tom Cruise bashing, how 'bout you?
Posted by Bud Tugly 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes! Let's start a backlash, backlash!
12%
No! Die, Tom Cruise, die!
87%
Where do you hide your porn stash?
Posted by Bud Tugly 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
In the basement.
7%
In the closet.
0%
In the trunk of my car.
0%
In a safe.
0%
In my underwear drawer.
14%
In a secret hidey-hole.
14%
Other.
64%
Is religion losing its influence in America?
Posted by Bud Tugly 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes, and it is a good thing.
9%
Yes, and it is a bad thing.
14%
No, and it is a good thing.
14%
No, and it is a bad thing.
61%
Which cable network has the sexiest newsbabes or newsstuds?
Posted by Bud Tugly 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
CNN
50%
Fox News
50%
MSNBC
0%
Do you hate your mother?
Posted by Bud Tugly 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes
15%
No
84%
Which version of a cool rock song is the worst?
Posted by Bud Tugly 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
midi version
50%
pipe organ version
33%
elevator music version
0%
other
16%
If crataegus nuked Minnesota, how could you tell?
Posted by Bud Tugly 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Glow-in-the-dark boobies at all the titty bars!
44%
The barren, frozen landscape would be barren and frozen.
44%
Nuclear fallout would make Minnesotans vote for people who wear feather boas.
0%
other
11%
If a person says that he loves his country and someone dissents from that, which of them is more patriotic?
Posted by Bud Tugly 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
The person that loves his country
57%
The dissenter
42%
How is that Censure Resolution of Bush going for Senator Feingold?
Posted by Bud Tugly 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Just swimmingly!
0%
Chuck Norris killed it!
100%
Mikey and Sandy's baby will...
Posted by Bud Tugly 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
be an actor. In 2038 he will win the Best Actor Oscar for his sensitive portrayal of a gay Han Solo in 'Star Wars versus Star Trek'.
0%
be the 3rd female President of the United States.
50%
be the Landing Pod Commander on the first manned mission to Mars.
16%
invent something so cool - nobody has even thought of it yet!
16%
win an Olympic gold medal in curling.
0%
make Albert Einstein look like a drooling idiot.
0%
Other.
16%
Isn't it fun scaring Sandy about childbirth?
Posted by Bud Tugly 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes!
30%
No!
70%
Who is God?
Posted by Bud Tugly 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Bob Ross is God.
33%
Nipsey Russell is God.
66%
Who will Dick Cheney invite hunting next year?
Posted by Bud Tugly 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Justice David Souter
0%
Helen Thomas
0%
Michael Moore
42%
Al Franken
14%
David Gregory
0%
Hillary Clinton
0%
George W. Bush
42%
If the Clerical Regime in Iran was about to fall (from just internal pressures) and had a nuclear bomb, would they use it on Israel as a last minute, desperate measure?
Posted by Bud Tugly 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Probably.
75%
Probably not.
25%
What would you do if you lived in Springfield, IL ?
Posted by Bud Tugly 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Visit Lincoln's tomb for the 16th time.
20%
Go see where Legally Blonde 2 was filmed.
20%
Watch corn grow.
20%
Go to a chain bookstore and pretend I was in Chicago.
20%
Go to the mall.
20%
Dote on my cow, Myrtle, and prepare for the 4H fair.
0%
Do you read a real newspaper (not online) at least 3 day a week?
Posted by Bud Tugly 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes
33%
No
66%
I am crafting this poll while sitting on the toilet; does this disgust you?
Posted by Bud Tugly 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Ewwww!!!
36%
No.
63%
Which improbable toy do you want for Christmas?
Posted by Bud Tugly 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Molten lava
0%
"My first Uzi"
20%
(This space left intentionally blank)
10%
Life-size Daisy Duke doll
20%
"Breastfeed your doll "attachment for little girls
0%
Macromachines
0%
The Moon on a Stick
10%
Barbie's First Abortion playset
20%
My Little Buddy Ernest Borgnine
0%
A goldfish
20%
What vote do you give the entire STAR WARS film saga?
Posted by Bud Tugly 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
* (worst)
11%
**
3%
***
11%
****
7%
*****
11%
******
23%
*******
11%
********
11%
*********
3%
********** (best)
3%
Which most closely describes your views of the War on Terrorism?
Posted by Bud Tugly 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Realist : I understand it is a kill or be killed proposition. We must aggressively hunt down and kill terrorists and their sponsors, while working to tame Islamicist tendencies by fostering democratic institutions, open economies, and rule of law.
63%
Apologist : We brought 9/11 on ourselves by our thuggish, zionist policies. America must be defeated or severely weakened so that it cannot dictate it's racist policies to the world.
11%
Appeaser : We cannot be the world's policeman. We should completely disengage from that part of the world, concentrate on domestic security, and hope for the best.
25%
Is it smart politics for Sen. Pat Leahy (ranking Dem on the Judiciary Committee) to vote in favor of Judge Roberts confirmation to the Supreme Court?
Posted by Bud Tugly 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Noooooo! Filibuster! FILIBUSTER, DAMN YOU!
37%
Yes.
62%
Cops who abandoned their posts in New Orleans want their jobs back. Should they be rehired?
Posted by Bud Tugly 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes.
16%
No.
83%
Which is it?
Posted by Bud Tugly 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Beyond the pail.
22%
Beyond the pale.
77%
Which is it?
Posted by Bud Tugly 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Beyond the pail.
16%
Beyond the pale.
83%
Just what do you think you're doing?
Posted by Bud Tugly 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Hmmm?
25%
Hmmmmmm?
75%