Is this a poll?
Hello there!
75%
What's a poll?
25%
Are there any open polls?
Watch out for snakes!
50%
Pudding.
50%
You must choose!
Linkfilter, yo!
40%
PHWAaaaaaRG!!! LINKFILTER!
60%
YMD: Gas, ass, or grass?
Grass
33%
Gas
16%
Ass
50%
On a scale from John Denver to Kermit the Frog, To Which Side Does Monsieur Dress?
John Denver
0%
Bash
20%
Positive
0%
House
20%
Tacking
10%
Pencil
10%
Assertion
0%
Mind
20%
Bull
10%
Kermit the Frog
10%
You put some assorted music on a CD. Do you call it a...?
Mixtape
37%
MixCD
62%
Grilled cheese sandwich?
Grilled cheese sandwich!
71%
Grilled cheese sandwich!
28%
Are you safe from space junk?
Space Junk!
9%
Yeah, Space Junk!
90%
YMC: Cheese it! Its-
The cops!
70%
My wife!
30%
You Must Choose!
Towel dry
84%
Air dry
15%
When your pet dies, will you have it stuffed?
Yes, I will place Fido on the mantel.
25%
Like, no.
75%
YMC
Scat
57%
Skat
42%
Did you vote on this poll?
Yes.
60%
No.
40%
You must choose
Buttered Toast
71%
Toast with Butter
28%
YMC! Armpit hair on a woman:
Hot
21%
Not hot
78%
You must choose:
Wheeze the juice.
50%
Don't wheeze the juice.
50%
Was it the frank or the beans?
The frank.
14%
The beans.
14%
Both.
71%
Are you too old for this sh7t?
Yes.
70%
No.
30%
Have you ever played the Waffle House Song on the jukebox at Waffle House?
Yes
22%
No
44%
smothered
33%
covered
0%
scattered
0%
You must choose!
True love
77%
to blave
22%
It's 9 o'clock and all is?
well?
45%
unwell?
27%
other?
27%
You must choose:
Moby Dick
62%
Lolita
37%
Do Space Onelys fling their own poop?
Yes, and it is radioactive.
33%
Yes, they put it in photon torpedoes.
8%
What time is it?
25%
No, because they are wearing space suits.
0%
No, because they are too busy drinking adult beverages.
0%
No, they are too busy looking at internets space onely pr0n.
16%
Yes, but it is called space opp.
16%
Is Orlando Bloom hot?
Yes.
63%
No.
36%
Do you pee first thing in the morning?
Yes.
78%
No, I do something else (comment).
21%
You must choose second person plural!
yall
93%
yuns
6%
Which side will you be on during the Great Robot Wars?
Humans
50%
Robots
20%
Other?
30%
For Males: You Must Choose!
Stand to pee
59%
Sit to pee
40%
Do you clean your dog's eye boogers?
Yes
82%
No
5%
other
11%
Will you be my valentine?
Yes.
21%
No.
10%
Meh...
5%
Bacon
15%
Oh, I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
47%