Holy crap, really?
Posted by Fluffy 2 years ago, closed 2 years ago
Dude, I know.
72%
Uh.....
9%
This is how you choose to start polls again?
18%
Other/comment
0%
Rapture:
Posted by Fluffy 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
You expect to get raptured and you're looking forward to it
0%
You're pretty sure you won't get raptured, but you wish you would
0%
You're pretty sure you won't, and would be disappointed if you did
0%
You think you would, but you'd rather stay
0%
You don't care one way or the other, even hypothetically
42%
Other is implied, dude, just comment if you don't see the option you want. Sheesh!
42%
Is it wrong that there is only one poll up on LF?
Posted by Fluffy 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
*sound of crickets*
7%
*sound of crickets*
7%
*sound of crickets*
0%
*sound of crickets*
0%
*sound of crickets*
23%
*sound of crickets*
0%
*sound of crickets*
0%
*sound of crickets*
0%
*sound of crickets*
15%
*sound of bacon*
46%
Have you ever eaten your favorite animal?
Posted by Fluffy 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
yes
16%
no
33%
bacon
50%
You must choose!
Posted by Fluffy 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
litigation
35%
violence
64%
You Must Choose!
Posted by Fluffy 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Welsh Delicacies
70%
Scottish Indelicacies
30%
Would you eat at a restaurant that employs monkey waiters?
Posted by Fluffy 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
yes, the amusement value of having a monkey bring me my food far outweighs any concerns about contracting some bizarre monkey flu or about the treatment the monkey wait staff would receive at the hands of unscrupulous owners.
35%
no way, man. I don't want no monkey flu.
47%
monkey bacon
11%
other
5%
You Must Butt!
Posted by Fluffy 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
wipe
72%
kiss
27%
is balzac a letter of the alphabet?
Posted by Fluffy 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
yes
12%
no
25%
bacon
62%
More patriotic:
Posted by Fluffy 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
taking election day off work
33%
going to work on election day and getting nothing done
66%
Have you ever had your mutton busted?
Posted by Fluffy 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
boy howdy
40%
I have no mutton, you insensitive bastage
10%
does this mutton look busted to you?
10%
I've been trying to get my mutton busted for years now.
20%
other
0%
bacon
20%
Which of the following would you rather receive as a gift, assuming roughly equivalent material value for all options?
Posted by Fluffy 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
something made with skill by the giver
55%
something purchased from the store in the hopes it's something you want or need
5%
gift card
22%
something selected by price from your wish list
16%
Ridiculous crime show acting deathmatch (hunched-up threatening grimaces at 10 paces)
Posted by Fluffy 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Caruso
33%
Donofrio
66%
You must chooze for bozino!
Posted by Fluffy 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
bacions
77%
cheetons
22%
Lowering your sperm count:
Posted by Fluffy 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
w00t!
57%
Noooooo!
42%
do you not use the 2 fingered right click on your macbook?
Posted by Fluffy 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes
0%
No
18%
wait, use the what?
0%
wait, do I not or do I do?
9%
I'm confused.
0%
sheesh! I don't even have a macbook, what am I getting all worked up about?
45%
two fing er scrool
27%
other
0%
Is flipping the President the bird a federal offence?
Posted by Fluffy 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
no, you'd be protected by your right to free speech
14%
yes, flipping someone the bird somehow implies a personal threat, which is not OK when directed at the pres.
28%
normally yes, but considering the current incumbent, no.
14%
no, but you'd still be the recipient of some sort of beating from the secret service
28%
other
14%
Someone tells you you're still cool:
Posted by Fluffy 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
you assume they're being sincere
26%
you assume they're being sarcastic
20%
you assume they're taking pity on you because you're old and outdated
33%
you assume they're saying it because you have them in a headlock with your fingers up their nostrils
6%
you assume it's because they saw you skateboarding naked while smoking a cigarette with a girl on each arm and the press corp jogging along behind you
13%
other
0%
Do you find yourself regretting it every time you read the comments on a news story?
Posted by Fluffy 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
yes! jeez people are stupid.
72%
no! people are stupid, but I find the repeated demonstration of that fact morbidly amusing
18%
no, the comments on news stories are invariably intelligent and insightful
0%
just no
0%
just yes
9%
other
0%
you must (grill) cheese!
Posted by Fluffy 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
swiss cheese
12%
cheddar cheese
18%
american cheese
31%
mule cheese
37%
God's facial hair:
Posted by Fluffy 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
huge bushy beard
30%
soul patch
15%
thin little moustache
0%
handlebar moustache
0%
clean shaven
0%
mutton chops
0%
walrus/wilford brimley 'stache
10%
God ain't a dude, dude, and She's got no Whiskers, and even if She did, who's going to say anything to Her about it?
20%
bacon beard and moustache
20%
Other (do tell):
5%
Do you know your way around a mouse?
Posted by Fluffy 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
I like to think so
23%
No, I need a diagram
0%
dude, I'm cornpone. I've published papers about knowing my way around a mouse
69%
other
7%
Comedy Fruit Ultimate Cage Match semifinals
Posted by Fluffy 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
kumquat
69%
banana
15%
cucumber
0%
butternut squash
15%
Aren't you tired of being an Exotic Hottie?
Posted by Fluffy 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Oh my god, YES! It is just so tiresome being so exotic and/or hot.
5%
well, tired or not, I am obligated to be one, as I am an Obligatory Exotic Hottie.
17%
No, you silly man, of course I am not. Who could tire of such a delightful life?
29%
other
0%
bacon
41%
stab
5%
YMCA
Posted by Fluffy 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
A
80%
B
20%
Are you horrible at pantomime?
Posted by Fluffy 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
god, yes, and I've tried so hard...GAH!
0%
no man, I am the Master of Mime!
0%
...
75%
I can't hear you inside this invisible box. perhaps I'll pull myself closer on my invisible rope and put my hand to my ear with a big goofy look on my face
0%
that would be like being good at sucking but, like, the other way around
25%
other
0%
You Must Choose (lunch edition):
Posted by Fluffy 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
starve
30%
pick a place for lunch
70%
you must attend
Posted by Fluffy 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
college debate on religion
30%
circle jerk
70%
You Must Choose (lunch edition):
Posted by Fluffy 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
bad tomatoes
0%
no tomatoes
100%
You Must Choose!
Posted by Fluffy 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
a friendly Dictatorship
44%
a hostile Democracy
55%