Who's worse? (This what it really comes down to, isn't it?)
Posted by FoolProof 6 years ago, closed 6 years ago
Gay people that want to get married.
15%
People that can't mind their own fzcking business.
85%
YMC - I want my MTV edition
Posted by FoolProof 6 years ago, closed 6 years ago
Money for nothin'
85%
Chicks for free
14%
What did I just do?
Posted by FoolProof 6 years ago, closed 6 years ago
Cleaned.
33%
Made a mess.
66%
What's the shortest amount of time you've ever heard of someone getting fired for sexual harassment after the new employee orientation sexual harassment class?
Posted by FoolProof 6 years ago, closed 6 years ago
Ejected from the class and fired on the spot.
0%
Within an hour.
0%
Within a day.
0%
First week.
80%
First month.
0%
First year.
0%
BONUS (comment): Describe the incident.
0%
Is Caprica terrible and all viewers should abandon it?
Posted by FoolProof 6 years ago, closed 6 years ago
Fo Sho
71%
Sho No
28%
Would you attend the funeral of a person that nobody ever liked because the man/woman was an intolerable jackass at ever single encounter?
Posted by FoolProof 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Yes. [comment]
20%
Yes, out of respect to the family.
10%
Yes, for the little sandwiches they serve afterward.
40%
No.
20%
Aww, HELL NAW! [comment]
10%
Do you use iGoogle?
Posted by FoolProof 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Yes.
22%
No.
77%
Somewhere? Over The Rainbow?
Posted by FoolProof 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
The giant sunglasses that all the girls are wearing these days look...
Posted by FoolProof 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Hot
30%
Stupid
70%
When you played tag as a kid, what was the 'safe zone' called?
Posted by FoolProof 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Ghoul, gool, goul (sp?)
7%
T
23%
Other (comment)
69%
Should dyslexia hinder a person from playing Scrabble?
Posted by FoolProof 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Nah. All the letters are scrambled anyway.
66%
Yes. Of course. What were you thinking you insensitive bastard?
33%
Sex toys for women are...? Sex toys for men are...?
Posted by FoolProof 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Hot/Hot
20%
Hot/Acceptable
10%
Hot/Gross
10%
Acceptable/Hot
0%
Acceptable/Acceptable
23%
Acceptable/Gross
16%
Gross/Hot
3%
Gross/Acceptable
0%
Gross/Gross
13%
Other - (Please comment)
3%
Who's no fun?
Posted by FoolProof 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Mrs Foop
62%
Someone else
37%
Turducken: Looks delicious or looks disgusting?
Posted by FoolProof 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Delicious
35%
Disgusting
64%
You Must (or not) Candy Corn
Posted by FoolProof 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
I worship at the alter of Candy Corn
6%
I can take it or leave it.
13%
Candy Corn is the lowest snack on the candy totem poll
26%
I worship at the alter of the Anti-Candy Corn. [death metal growl]
53%
Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and said, 'Aaaaah'?
Posted by FoolProof 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Yes, I have ever fired my gun up in the air and said, 'Aaaaah'.
45%
No, I have never fired my gun up in the air and said, 'Aaaaah'.
54%
Have you turned your furnace on yet?
Posted by FoolProof 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
No.
83%
Yes, and I'm in (The state you live in, in comment form)
16%
Your Ass in two words:
Posted by FoolProof 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Big, Gay
23%
Pasty, White
46%
Smooth, Black
0%
other, other
30%
Does a person prove that they are incapable of making sound personal decisions just by smoking cigarettes?
Posted by FoolProof 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes
13%
No
86%
Do you enjoy amateurish and poorly produced video series online?
Posted by FoolProof 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes. I watch them religiously. I like (in comment form, plz)
50%
Yeah. Here and there. I like (in comment form, plz)
16%
Nope.
33%
You Must Choose - Most Chaotic Agent of Chaos:
Posted by FoolProof 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
The Joker as played by Heath Ledger
22%
Neil Patrick Harris as played by Neil Patrick Harris
77%
Has your poll been debated ad nauseum?
Posted by FoolProof 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes
75%
No
25%
test
Posted by FoolProof 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
test
100%
test
0%
Do you own a toaster?
Posted by FoolProof 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes. Of course. Everybody does.
63%
No, I don't.
27%
I'm LFM.
9%
Does your cat have a theme song?
Posted by FoolProof 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes, and it goes like this: (comment)
62%
No.
25%
I don't have a cat.
12%
I don't have a cat but I do have another pet. It's theme song goes like this: (comment)
0%
I don't have a cat but I do have another pet. It has no theme song.
0%
Furry Pet Owners - Has your pet ever had fleas?
Posted by FoolProof 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes, and I shall explain the ordeal in detail in a comment below.
71%
Nope, and I'll explain why in detail in a comment below.
28%
YMC
Posted by FoolProof 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Anonymity
84%
Fame
15%
Do you have a conveniently placed bucked for unexpected side-pee?
Posted by FoolProof 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Of course! Who doesn't?
22%
No, but I'd like one.
33%
No.
44%
When you grasp your ankle can you reach all the way around and touch you thumb and finger together?
Posted by FoolProof 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes
8%
No
91%
Is using the words of Jesus Christ for 'Biblical pwnage' taking the Lawrds name in vain?
Posted by FoolProof 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Jesus Christ, no.
85%
Jesus Christ, yes!
14%