Have you ever taped a Dr. Phil episode? Deliberately?
Posted by Hornpipe2 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Yes / No
0%
Yes / Yes
22%
No / No
77%
You Must Choose
Posted by Hornpipe2 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Online Banking
100%
Online Casino!
0%
When you're driving, do you stick close to the center stripe (left) or the shoulder (right)?
Posted by Hornpipe2 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Center stripe
57%
Shoulder
42%
Do you know anyone who doesn't remember their real age? (note: this doesn't count people who know it, but won't share it / lie about it)
Posted by Hornpipe2 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Yes
47%
No
52%
Is your S.O. scared to death of your driving? Have you ever been in a wreck (while driving)?
Posted by Hornpipe2 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
No / No
7%
No / Yes
38%
Yes / No
23%
Yes / Yes
23%
I don't have an S.O.
7%
I don't have a car
0%
I don't have either.
0%
Get yourself organized with a...
Posted by Hornpipe2 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
mental note
46%
note on the back of your hand
0%
to-do list
15%
pocket calendar
0%
desk calendar
0%
PDA, Outlook, iCal, or some other technology
15%
secretary
23%
other?
0%
How much noise do you prefer while trying to sleep?
Posted by Hornpipe2 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
I need absolute silence
20%
I like a little white noise or a fan in the room
66%
I like music playing
6%
I can't sleep unless my S.O. is snoring
0%
I have a recording of power tools that I listen to every night
6%
You Must Choose:
Posted by Hornpipe2 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Deep-Sea Diving
22%
Trip to Space
77%
Is Substandard overwhelmed by feelings of hopelessness?
Posted by Hornpipe2 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Yes
25%
Sort of
75%
No
0%
Do you eat chili while watching documentaries? Does this help your feelings of hopelessness?
Posted by Hornpipe2 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
No / N/A
25%
Yes / No
50%
Yes / Yes
25%
Dungeons and Dragons et al?
Posted by Hornpipe2 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Never played, never will
66%
Don't play now, wish I did
25%
I play now
8%
What the hell is this?
Posted by Hornpipe2 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
a new avatar
0%
a pink smiling tree
62%
No, what is it, really?
37%
Are the Chimichangas good here?
Posted by Hornpipe2 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Yes
83%
No
16%
Would you cross over a bridge if the bridge offered you free food?
Posted by Hornpipe2 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Yes
25%
No
0%
I don't even need free food to cross over
50%
What type of food?
25%
Mockumentary?
Posted by Hornpipe2 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Love it
88%
Hate it
11%
Favorite Christopher Guest Movie
Posted by Hornpipe2 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
This Is Spinal Tap
81%
Waiting for Guffman
0%
Best in Show
18%
A Mighty Wind
0%
Do you watch "chick flicks"?
Posted by Hornpipe2 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Yes (I'm a chick)
14%
No (I'm a chick)
7%
Yes (I'm a dude)
35%
No (I'm a dude)
42%
How often do you take photographs? Are they digital? Are you interested in learning more about photography?
Posted by Hornpipe2 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Never / NA / NA
9%
Occasionally / No / No
0%
Occasionally / Yes / No
27%
Occasionally / No / Yes
18%
Occasionally / Yes / Yes
18%
Frequently / No / No
0%
Frequently / Yes / No
18%
Frequently / No / Yes
0%
Frequently / Yes / Yes
9%
It's my job (comment please)
0%
Most expensive single item you've ever purchased (excluding house or vehicle)?
Posted by Hornpipe2 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Jewelry (necklace, earringes, engagement ring, watch...)
15%
Home entertainment (stereo, TV, video game hardware)
25%
Computer
30%
Collectible (rare comic book, stamp, sports memorabilia)
0%
Musical Instrument
15%
Piece of Furniture
10%
Clothing or other fashion accessory
0%
Other?
5%
Chiptunes?
Posted by Hornpipe2 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Can't stand them at all
25%
Only if it's NES background music
50%
I'm a fan
25%
Favorite common household board game?
Posted by Hornpipe2 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Monopoly
25%
Scrabble
16%
Risk
33%
Sorry / Trouble
0%
Clue
0%
Chess / Checkers
8%
Dominoes
0%
Backgammon
8%
Battleship
8%
52 Card Pickup
0%
All together now.
Posted by Hornpipe2 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
This
14%
is
0%
the
0%
poll
0%
that
0%
gets
0%
on
14%
every
0%
body's
14%
nerves
57%
Do you believe you were reincarnated? Do you believe in ghosts? What about UFOs?
Posted by Hornpipe2 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
No / No / No
25%
No / No / Yes
31%
No / Yes / No
0%
No / Yes / Yes
12%
Yes / No / No
0%
Yes / No / Yes
6%
Yes / Yes / No
0%
Yes / Yes / Yes
25%
HTML in polls?
Posted by Hornpipe2 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
yes
85%
no
14%
LF Deathmatch: Substandard's Inflated Ego vs. Pins
Posted by Hornpipe2 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Ego
44%
Pins
55%
Could Substandard post this poll?
Posted by Hornpipe2 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
ad
0%
advert
20%
advertisement
20%
yes
0%
no
40%
what?
20%
I'm sick...
Posted by Hornpipe2 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
more than once a month
0%
about once a month
0%
every few months
33%
one or two times a year
33%
even less often
33%
Ever used a soldering iron?
Posted by Hornpipe2 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes, a little
56%
Yes, extensively
31%
No
12%
Other
0%
Have you ever _____ like a man?
Posted by Hornpipe2 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
chatted
33%
fought
11%
hosted
0%
blogged
11%
queased
33%
evened
0%
othered
11%
You must name new Sandwoman #13: (from the top 10 planets right now)
Posted by Hornpipe2 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Mercury
0%
Venus
18%
Earth
0%
Mars
0%
Jupiter
0%
Saturn
27%
Uranus
18%
Neptune
27%
Pluto
0%
Kassi42
9%