How long before someone replies to this poll?
Posted by Horpy SpoonDigger 4 days ago, closes 2 days from now
One day
0%
One Week
0%
One Month
0%
Nuts
100%
Ever tie a tumpline to your Wannigan?
Posted by Horpy SpoonDigger 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes
18%
No
36%
Yeeeeeouch!
45%
Where the hell is my wallet?
Posted by Horpy SpoonDigger 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
in the house
0%
in the car
0%
in the hands of the Russian Mafia.
33%
It's been redistributed
25%
The dog ate it.
16%
it's gone to the pile (in honor of George Carlin)
25%
New name for Vulva perfume
Posted by Horpy SpoonDigger 10 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Whiff
0%
Whaft
0%
Punge
7%
Oprah's Vajayjay
7%
Clambrosia
42%
David Spade
21%
Poonani
7%
Yodel
7%
Can't touch this
7%
Karachi
0%
Which word to describe a government is more annoying?
Posted by Horpy SpoonDigger 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Junta
72%
Regime
27%
Pet Health Insurance
Posted by Horpy SpoonDigger 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Yes
0%
No
42%
I don't even have insurance on myself
14%
Geico my Gecko baby!
0%
Rick Astley
0%
Fix my dog or Chunks the Clown will visit you!
42%
You MUST Discovery Channel!
Posted by Horpy SpoonDigger 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Mythbusters
53%
Dirty Jobs
38%
The Deadliest Catch
7%
Survivorman
0%
Man vs. Bad Advice...I mean Wild.
0%
Is love really a battlefield?
Posted by Horpy SpoonDigger 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Yes! and I'm calling in a Fire Mission over!
25%
No
25%
I dunno but I'm wearing a helmet just in case.
0%
No, but Xiv is a Bourbon Shweel.
0%
I thought it was "Love is a paddlewheel"
50%
Would you?
Posted by Horpy SpoonDigger 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Squeeze the Charmin?
0%
Walk a mile for a Camel?
33%
Put a Tiger in your tank?
0%
Care enough to send the very best?
33%
Like it so much you'd buy the company?
33%
Raise your hand if you're sure?
0%
Take a lickin' and keep on ticking?
0%
Would you?
Posted by Horpy SpoonDigger 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Fly the friendly skies?
0%
Be all you can be?
0%
Let your fingers do the walking?
100%
Would you?
Posted by Horpy SpoonDigger 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Fly the friendly skies?
0%
Be all you can be?
0%
Let your fingers do the walking?
0%
Are you worse off now than you were before you took this poll?
Posted by Horpy SpoonDigger 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Yes
0%
No
10%
shhh! I'm huntin' wabbits!
40%
Kobuki!
10%
Bukkaki!
40%
Is Mit Romney Creepy?
Posted by Horpy SpoonDigger 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Yes
60%
No
0%
The Three little Kittens lost their Mits and they began to Romney.
40%
Have you had one of those DQ Chilli burgers yet?
Posted by Horpy SpoonDigger 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Yes It rocked!
0%
Yes, I'm still recovering.
5%
No
11%
No is looks disgusting.
22%
I knew skyline chilli and your no skyline chilli!
5%
What are you on about?
16%
VEGEMITE!
11%
I know Kung Fu!
22%
Keanue Reeves
5%
Dairy Queen!!! It's like HITLER!!!!!!
0%
What's more like Hitler?
Posted by Horpy SpoonDigger 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Hitler
27%
Wal-Mart
5%
USA
11%
George Bush
16%
Cats
5%
Meredith Baxter Birney
5%
Karl Rove
0%
Keanue Reeves
16%
Lesko!
11%
How's your Dic?
Posted by Horpy SpoonDigger 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
..tation machine!
42%
..tatorial Regime?
28%
..tionary?
0%
C.
0%
Keeblebollyjoxford.
28%
U pick'em American Idol or Diarrhea?
Posted by Horpy SpoonDigger 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
American Idol
37%
Diarrhea!!
62%
What is a Bunghole?
Posted by Horpy SpoonDigger 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
An unmentionable part of Omoplata's anatomy
42%
For Godsakes man! TAKE THE BLUE PILL!
14%
A bunghole is a hole bored in a liquid-tight barrel. The hole is capped with a large cork-like object called a bung.
42%
Is your momma a Llama?
Posted by Horpy SpoonDigger 12 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Yes
12%
No she is Not
25%
My momma has Feathers, A Llama has not.
37%
I'll cut you
25%
Keanu Reeves
0%
The Keanu Reeves Poll
Posted by Horpy SpoonDigger 12 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Keanu Reeves
0%
No you don't know Kung Fu.
11%
Keanu Reeves
0%
No your not "THE ONE"
11%
Leave the Rabbit Hole out of this
22%
Keanu Reeves
0%
I'll cut you
55%
If you were a Poll
Posted by Horpy SpoonDigger 12 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Wood
0%
Steel
14%
concrete
0%
Stone
0%
Telephone
14%
Light
0%
Gallup
14%
Ski Poll
14%
Vaulting Poll
14%
May Poll
28%
Shut up
Posted by Horpy SpoonDigger 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Has this Poll been smoked?
Posted by Horpy SpoonDigger 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes
42%
No
0%
Grow up.
0%
ewwww!
0%
Actually it's been fire roasted.
0%
I'll cut you
0%
Keanu Reeves
57%
Have you ever Omoplata'ed your Jones?
Posted by Horpy SpoonDigger 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes
16%
No
16%
I don't have a Jones.
0%
You keep my Jones out of this.
33%
What did you call me?
16%
I know Kung Foo (oh wait, That's for the Keanu Reeves Poll)
16%
You must PIEL!
Posted by Horpy SpoonDigger 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Steven sPIELberg
0%
A potato PIELer (just go with me on the spelling okay?)
0%
Orange PEILer
0%
A SchausPEILer!
100%
If you voted on your life what would it be? 1 or 10?
Posted by Horpy SpoonDigger 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
1. Dude I'm standing on the ledge
0%
2. I'm an oxygen thief.
12%
3. If this sucked any more my name would be Hoover.
31%
4. I can't seem to catch a brake.
0%
5. Another day another dollar.
12%
6. My weekends are keeping me sane.
0%
7. Things are good. Problems manageable.
12%
8. Things are Great.
12%
9. I'd be a 10 but I have a hangnail.
0%
10. Life is a truely awesome journey and I love it!
18%
Minnesota is ?????
Posted by Horpy SpoonDigger 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
The land of 10,000 Lakes
28%
The land of 10,000 Maniacs
0%
The land of 10,000 Liberals
42%
The land of 10,000 Idiots
14%
The land of 10,000 Skinheads
0%
The land of 10,000 Shindigs
0%
The land of 10,000 Shigpits
0%
The land of 10,000 SMINDLEPOOTS!
14%
Which do you Prefer Soccer or Diarrhea?
Posted by Horpy SpoonDigger 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Soccer
46%
Diarrhea
53%
YOU MUST JUDGE the worst.
Posted by Horpy SpoonDigger 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Judge Judy
11%
Judge Wapner
0%
Judge Dredd
22%
Mike Judge
0%
Judge Mathis
0%
Judge Joe Brown
11%
Judge Mills Lane
0%
Judge Reinhold
44%
Judge Mablean Ephriam
11%
YOU MUST OFFEND. The most offensive team name
Posted by Horpy SpoonDigger 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Atlanta Braves
0%
Florida State Seminoles
0%
Cleveland Indians
0%
University of Illinios Fighting Illini
0%
The Macon Whoopie (Real Team)
5%
University of North Dakota Fighting Sioux
0%
Washington Redskins
35%
Oregon State Beavers
11%
University of Hawaii Rainbows
41%
Other ( Please list)
5%