Is Ozombin Laden really undead?
Posted by LinusMines 6 years ago, closed 6 years ago
BRRRAAAAAIINNNNNSSSS
50%
No
50%
Lassie's trying to tell us there's trouble down at the well...
Posted by LinusMines 6 years ago, closed 6 years ago
"Nitrogen runoff from excess manure has leached through the aquifer, contaminating the groundwater!"
27%
"Squirrel!"
72%
"If you touch my junk, I'll have you arrested ..."
Posted by LinusMines 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
"...because NOBODY tries to blow up airliners anymore!"
14%
"...unless there's dinner and a movie first!"
57%
"...'cause I'm, y'know, sensitive-y down there!"
0%
"...and you'll never hold elective office again!"
0%
"...and then I'll walk from California to South Dakota, 'cause it's a nice day out!"
14%
"...what? P0RN theater? Not security theater? Well, NOW you're talkin'!"
14%
Name your poison!
Posted by LinusMines 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
:: pffffft ::
14%
poooooot
0%
BRAAA AAAA AAAAA AAAP
14%
Pyroclastic Flo (or Joe)
28%
The Situation
28%
(other)
14%
"I got your front page for the morning edition, Boss...'Tila Tequila gets jugs beat up in juggalo beat-down'!"
Posted by LinusMines 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Linus!
33%
LINUS??!!
66%
The power is yours!
Posted by LinusMines 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
WTF?
0%
Or so I thought, until I realized I'd forgotten the safe word.
33%
...once you've secretly tapped into the city's electrical wiring.
66%
Wobbuffet!
Posted by LinusMines 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
WTF?
0%
A buffet? Where? WHERE?!
80%
20%
Gargamel!
Posted by LinusMines 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
WTF?
0%
The toffee-flavored mouthwash...only from BISCO™!
75%
25%
INUK-CHUK!
Posted by LinusMines 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
WTF?
0%
Best pick-up line ever.
75%
"You might *talk* big..."
25%
For the honor of Grayskull...
Posted by LinusMines 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
WTF?
0%
We have spin-off.
33%
"Hey! My eyes are up here!"
66%
Man, you're like school on Saturday!
Posted by LinusMines 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
WTF?
33%
(unless you actually *enjoy* getting swabbed down by a uniformed guy with a wet mop)
33%
"Yeah...all empty inside."
33%
Sword of Omens...come to my hand!
Posted by LinusMines 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
WTF?
40%
So that what the kids call it these days.
60%
"How 'bout draggin' your big cat arse over here instead? I'm stuck in a pool of quicksand!"
0%
I was once a man! A maaaaan!
Posted by LinusMines 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
WTF?
25%
They got a blue pill for that.
37%
"Well, LA DEE LA, Mister Ex-Man! You gonna sprout a pair of hands and pat yourself on the back now?"
37%
If James Bond and Get Smart had a fight in outer space, who would win?
Posted by LinusMines 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Obi-Wan Kenobi
80%
Wolverine
20%
Y:MC
Posted by LinusMines 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
6%
6%
5 (YT, 03:50)
6%
18%
0%
6%
900 Ft. Jesus (YT, 04:54)
31%
18%
0%
6%
YMC your future
Posted by LinusMines 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Old and solacious.
0%
Old and salacious.
25%
Old and sagacious.
0%
Old and sebaceous.
0%
Old and voracious.
0%
Old and veracious.
0%
Old and vivacious.
25%
Get off my lawn, ya damn alien robots!
25%
brrbblbrrblbppphfeh
25%
YMC: A
Posted by LinusMines 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Young man, there's no need to feel down
0%
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
0%
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
0%
There's no need to be unhappy
10%
They have everything for you men to enjoy
10%
You can hang out with all the boys
10%
You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal
0%
You can do whatever you feel
0%
This poll is, er, uh...festive
10%
Arseless chaps
60%
Epic Beard Man
Posted by LinusMines 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Crazy
7%
Viral
0%
Crazy viral
23%
Virally crazy
23%
Who? (NSFW)
7%
USA
15%
Nice shirt (NSFW)
7%
Bacon wallet
15%
If aphorisms ('laws') can govern the universe, then what would Linkfilter's Law be?
Posted by LinusMines 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Post
50%
in
0%
Comments
50%
Full-body scanners
Posted by LinusMines 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Ohh no ... I don't want anybody oogling my cold cuts!
28%
Ohh no ... I don't want anyone toking their Thunder-Panties in my aisle!
14%
Ohh no ... I don't want a week-long check-in for an hour-long trip!
0%
Ohh no ... I don't want to pay a week's check for an hour-long trip!
14%
Ohh no ... we're stuck with a thousand pair of Thunder-Panties!
42%
This Is It
Posted by LinusMines 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Are you kidding?
20%
Are you kidding?
40%
40%
Are you in that kinda cranky place?
Posted by LinusMines 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
I snap my fingers...you like my chorus?
9%
GET OFF MY LAWN!
90%
YMC (certifiable animated superhero edition)
Posted by LinusMines 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
The Tick
70%
Freakazoid!
30%
Twitter is down! You must cope!
Posted by LinusMines 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Meepball™
10%
Cutting yourself
20%
Prison wine
0%
Cakesters
0%
Entering the job market, then saving enough to move into your own apartment.
10%
Hugging your kids and/or pets
10%
[SHARK WEEK]
30%
LF chatter
20%
ZALGO
0%
@linkfilter #other
0%
You must walk...
Posted by LinusMines 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
stroll
9%
sashay
13%
strut
13%
sidle
0%
saunter
9%
scurry
0%
stride
18%
scamper
9%
swagger
18%
s#!t all that ... TAXI !!!
9%
Are you in Flavor Country?
Posted by LinusMines 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
The exchange rate stinks.
7%
My GPS is busted.
15%
The commute's a pain.
7%
The commute's a breeze.
0%
I have a time-share.
7%
A welcome basket? Thanks, Chamber of Commerce!
0%
GET OFF MY LAWN!
46%
You'll have to speak up, there's smoke in the air.
15%
50!
Posted by LinusMines 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
O SNAP
11%
GTFO
11%
Mommy, wow...you're a big kid now!
0%
DOOM DA-DOOM DOOM DOOM
0%
Mrs. Ganush will drop by in three days.
11%
Three words: Wal. Mart. Gigolo.
11%
Ink over your "best by" date...no one will know!
11%
U can haz priority seeting on teh subway nao.
0%
You are now permanently exempted from wearing pants...congratulations!
44%
(other)
0%
Posted by LinusMines 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Texas Tater Dog
22%
Fry Dog
11%
Pot Roast Sundae
55%
(other; in comments)
11%
The cutest animal in the world walks up to you, and breaks raucous wind:
Posted by LinusMines 9 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Heyyyy!
33%
Heyyyy!
66%
Taking a whiz in the shower
Posted by LinusMines 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Ahh!
52%
Aah!
47%