Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy
They have everything for you men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys
You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel
This poll is, er, uh...festive
Arseless chaps