Are you a Flake?
Posted by LowFlyingMule 6 years ago, closed 6 years ago
No. I are serious person.
18%
Yes. I am batshit-insane!
45%
YOU'RE a Flake!
9%
President? Really?!
27%
Is your meat self-aware?!
Posted by LowFlyingMule 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Yes. It watches me when I shave.
75%
No, It's just a meaty hunk of meat.
25%
Otter Bacon.
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Have you ever Polished a sex-hump?
Posted by LowFlyingMule 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Yep
20%
Nope
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What is this I don't even
80%
YMC Worst Christmas song!
Posted by LowFlyingMule 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
All I want for Christmas-Danny Kaye
16%
Grandma Got run over by a reindeer.
50%
Last Christmas-Wham!
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Please Daddy, Don't get Drunk this Christmas.
16%
What, there's worse? List it in comments, then.
16%
YMC !
Posted by LowFlyingMule 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Ho Chunk
60%
Winnabego
40%
YMC dick
Posted by LowFlyingMule 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
happens
6%
Van Dyke
18%
punch
12%
slap
6%
sneeze
6%
tater
25%
Nixon
0%
jokes
25%
If you had a billion dollars, what one crazy thing would you buy?
Posted by LowFlyingMule 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
A monkey that sits on my shoulder and rolls joints for me
35%
An Imax in my backyard to play video games on.
21%
Pokemon cards.
7%
A thumb grafted to your taint...it could scratch itself
21%
Other (comment)
14%
YMC: Kardashian!
Posted by LowFlyingMule 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Kim
54%
Khloe
9%
Kourtney
18%
Kong
0%
Kringle
18%
You must speak the Irish!
Posted by LowFlyingMule 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Whale
14%
Oil
14%
Beef
28%
hooked!
42%
Have you ever seen a UFO?
Posted by LowFlyingMule 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Hell yeah man!
23%
Nope. Never have.
58%
The goddamn batman
17%
LFM's ol' lady has (yet again) left the TV on "Wheel of Fortune." How should he punish her?
Posted by LowFlyingMule 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Beat her soundly
11%
Jebus Mule, she's married to you, what other punishment is necessary?
88%
I own a Toyota and...
Posted by LowFlyingMule 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
My car was recalled
13%
My car was NOT recalled
20%
Fsck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
66%
Spammers! What are you pimping today?
Posted by LowFlyingMule 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Online Gambling
7%
Buy gold now!
7%
Rehab services
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pr0n
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Hair replacement!
0%
Huge penis! Ask me how!
23%
My mom
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Your mom
46%
Even better than these! (comment)
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My shitty blog(s)
15%
Should LowFlyingMule blow leaves today?
Posted by LowFlyingMule 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Yes, better get it done before it rains again.
14%
No, the leaves will take care of themselves.
28%
$ 20, same as in town.
57%
YMC Movie Title!
Posted by LowFlyingMule 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Public Enemies
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Pubic Enemies
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Public Enemas
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Can I get a witness!?!
Posted by LowFlyingMule 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Oh Hell yes
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Oh hell No
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Race Relations in America today?
Posted by LowFlyingMule 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Better
62%
Worse
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Same
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Goddamit, I just got fired!
Posted by LowFlyingMule 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Damn that XIV!
16%
*I* am Sparticus
25%
Bacon
58%
Bitches don't know about my:
Posted by LowFlyingMule 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Machete
0%
Popsicle
11%
Milkshake
44%
New shoes
11%
cool hat
22%
Other
11%
He11razor's link: spam or not?
Posted by LowFlyingMule 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yep
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Nope
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YOU MUST LIL!!!
Posted by LowFlyingMule 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Lil Wayne
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Lil John
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Lil Romeo
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Lil Munster
66%
Sniffing mule junk is:
Posted by LowFlyingMule 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
a Japanese Fetish
6%
A good way to catch a cheating mule.
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A good way to get punched in the face.
18%
Fun for the whole family.
37%
Mmm...eww?
12%
It smells funny. Must be the clown arse.
25%
What expletive/curseword do you utter when you drop your cellphone?
Posted by LowFlyingMule 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Oops!
8%
Shit!
58%
Dammit!
8%
Oh No!
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None, my phone is wrapped in bacon.
25%
BOOM
Posted by LowFlyingMule 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
BOOM akalakalaka BOOM
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chica BOOM chika BOOM
28%
BOOM shake shake the ROOM
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BOOM BOOM BOOM....haw haw haw haw
14%
MOOB
42%
Do you believe in love?
Posted by LowFlyingMule 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Do you believe it's true?
53%
Oh you're makin' me believe it too!
46%
YMC!
Posted by LowFlyingMule 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Queen Latifah
25%
Teen Laqueefa
75%
Why would you need a towel at a nudist colony?
Posted by LowFlyingMule 10 years ago, closed 9 years ago
A very poignant question!
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Duh...to dry off your naked bod.
23%
Prevent skid marks on the patio furniture
7%
To hide the unexpected chubby
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Other
30%
There must be, 50 ways to use yer bacon
Posted by LowFlyingMule 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Put it in a pita, Rita.
16%
Eat it on a plate Nate
50%
have with some Spam, Pam
0%
You can use it to clean, Gene
16%
Other
16%
Jamiroquai:
Posted by LowFlyingMule 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Rocks!
75%
Sucks!
25%
So, its NCAA Tourney-time! March Madness, baby!
Posted by LowFlyingMule 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Yay, I will root for my team to win!
33%
Yeah, I 'll watch some of it probably.
11%
Meh. Sports is for teh birds.
55%