Most important news story of 2009
Posted by Mac 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Octomom
0%
Jon and Kate
0%
Tiger Woods
0%
Balloon Boy
15%
Chris Brown beats up Rihanna
0%
Swine Flu Hysteria
15%
White House Beer Summit
5%
Lady Gaga's penis
20%
White House Gate Crashers
5%
Other (comment)
40%
Which South Park character do you think will be floating away in the weather balloon next week?
Posted by Mac 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Kenny
63%
Kyle
0%
Stan
0%
Butters
18%
Cartman
9%
Other (comment)
9%
Was Obama the right choice for the 2009 Nobel Peace prize?
Posted by Mac 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Yes
28%
No
71%
Favorite Utensil
Posted by Mac 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Knife
20%
Spoon
30%
Fork
20%
Spork
10%
Threek
0%
Other (comment)
20%
Help an ignorant 'yankee' out: What is the plural of Y'all?
Posted by Mac 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Y'all
20%
Y'alls
10%
You'se guys
20%
Other (comment)
50%
Which is the biggest threat to American civilization
Posted by Mac 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Credit default swaps
16%
Somali pirates
8%
The use of Autotune in popular music
75%
Wuth Twitter being promoted on the Today show and by Barbara Walters on The View...has it now jumped the shark?
Posted by Mac 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Yep
75%
Nope
25%
Is Bernie Madoff the new Britney Spears?
Posted by Mac 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Yep
60%
Nope
40%
Should anyone taking mortgage 'bailout' money agree to a cap on their salary (with anything over and above the cap going to pay the government back)?
Posted by Mac 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Yes
100%
No
0%
Which is the most inane annual New Year's TV news story
Posted by Mac 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
The one where they show people 'testing' the confetti drop (after 100 or so years, you'd think they'd have this down
66%
The one where they show the testing of the ball drop
16%
The one where they show the cleanup effort and praise the sanitation workers
16%
How big are Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich's balls?
Posted by Mac 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Larger than average
0%
Huuuge!
30%
Ginormous!
70%
'Black Friday' sales...
Posted by Mac 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Out early...must shop!
0%
Will shop at some point during the day, but not early
9%
No fscking way
90%
It's always darkest....
Posted by Mac 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
before the dawn
30%
before it goes completely pitch black
70%
Apple pie should be eaten with....
Posted by Mac 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
A fork
43%
A spoon
25%
Your hands
18%
Bacon
12%
The best offense is...
Posted by Mac 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
A good defense
20%
A good offense
20%
A rasher of bacon
60%
Other
0%
You're given $15. Which of these bets would you gamble your $15 on?
Posted by Mac 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
An 80 percent chance of winning $18.75
27%
A 40 percent chance of winning $37.50
36%
A 20 percent chance of winning $75
18%
A 5 percent chance of $300
17%
You must Jessica!
Posted by Mac 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Alba
75%
Biel
25%
Other (comment)
0%
2 Weeks and a drop of 2000+ dow points later, the bailout was:
Posted by Mac 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
A great idea...we should do it again
7%
A good idea,had to be done
7%
A necessary evil
15%
Meh
0%
I want my $700 Billion Back
69%
You must solve the 'financial crisis'
Posted by Mac 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Bail 'em out
14%
Let 'em fail
35%
Other (comment)
50%
What would be a better use for 700 Billion Dollars
Posted by Mac 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Construct cyborg cops to police America
0%
Create a new battlemech branch of the military
5%
Put a base on one of the moons of Jupiter
11%
Build a bridge from Key West to Nowhere in Alaska
17%
Start construction of a Death Star
35%
Construct a working Voltron
5%
Build an array of space-based lasers to zap evil foreigners 24/7
11%
Other (comment)
11%
Have you ever visited Champy's head?
Posted by Mac 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yep
27%
No
36%
Uhhhh....wha?
36%
Other (comment)
0%
Favorite hole color
Posted by Mac 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Puce
9%
Aqua
0%
Mauve
9%
Black
63%
Teal
0%
Chartreuse
0%
Indigo
0%
Taupe
0%
Azure
9%
Cerulean
9%
The linkfilter front page has links spanning nearly 2 days...is linkfilter dead?
Posted by Mac 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Not dead...resting
23%
Linkfilter is on summer vacation....if your call is urgent, please contact metafilter
29%
Nope, the internet ran out of stuff to post
17%
Oui, il est mort
29%
Which tastes better?
Posted by Mac 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
açai berry juice
6%
Andre the Giant juice
6%
Otter squeezins
46%
Other
40%
$4 gas is....
Posted by Mac 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Good
15%
Bad
46%
Good overall, but bad for me
15%
Bad overall, but good for me
0%
Other
23%
WillObama win all 57 States in November?
Posted by Mac 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes
28%
No, he will only win 52 of them including Alaska and Hawaii
71%
You must RSS!!!
Posted by Mac 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Bloglines (or beta.bloglines)
40%
Google Reader
40%
Firefox
10%
Other
10%
You must Persian bomb
Posted by Mac 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Islamic fundementalist with a nuke
11%
Long hair cat with a flatulence problem
88%
Anyone else sick of wall-to-wall Pope-TV coverage?
Posted by Mac 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yep
75%
Nope
25%
Preparing taxes this year
Posted by Mac 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Friend/family member
12%
Computer program (taxcut, turbotax, etc)
50%
Accountant
0%
Franchise operation (H&R Block, Jackson Hewitt, etc)
12%
Old school: Pen, calculator and forms
12%
Other
12%