How many people can I get people to choose in one week?
Posted by Max Webster 2 years ago, closed 2 years ago
One
0%
Two
0%
Three
40%
Four
20%
Five
0%
Six
0%
Seven
40%
Eight
0%
Nine
0%
Ten
0%
What is the cause of the Poll Shortage?
Posted by Max Webster 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Hard to find quality poll material in the lengths needed
11%
Fix the poll shortage? That's a tall order!
11%
There are still two pole's, N and S. No shortage to report
0%
We may already be past Peak Poll Production
44%
Selling to the Chinese for a higher price
22%
Terrorism
11%
Why are there no polls?
Posted by Max Webster 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
There is at least one poll
12%
but it has limited appeal
0%
Too Cranky to be creative
0%
What do you call this?
12%
Saving up for the Royal Wedding on Friday
0%
It's not a pond
75%
Do you think it is acceptable to de-clawing cats?
Posted by Max Webster 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Yes
11%
No
77%
It is probably better than having them euthanized, as some people would do instead.
11%
YMC, Holidaze Edition
Posted by Max Webster 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
X-Mas
50%
New Years
50%
YMC, Liquid version
Posted by Max Webster 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Soda
90%
Pop
9%
Is Exterminate the best poll answer option yet?
Posted by Max Webster 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Bacon
36%
Exterminate
63%
YMC: Worst Canned Vegetable
Posted by Max Webster 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Peas
25%
Asparagus
16%
Mushrooms (While not a vegetable, the disgust caused by them earns them a place}
25%
Beets
25%
Corn
0%
Creamed Corn
8%
Bacon, because there truly is nothing it can't do.
0%
YMC!!!!!
Posted by Max Webster 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Klondike Bar
80%
Nanimo Bar
20%
Who will win the Stanley Cup in 2009? Why?
Posted by Max Webster 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Pittsburgh Penguins
25%
Detroit Red Wings
75%
Facebook
Posted by Max Webster 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
NEVER!!!!
29%
Okay, maybe a little
14%
Good, useful site
18%
Found old friends I haven't spoke to in years
11%
Found old love interest and hooked it up
0%
Join my useless app!
7%
Addicted, spend too much time there
18%
Would you kill the person who tried to slip you a can of the new Indian Cow Urine Cola called Cow Water?
Posted by Max Webster 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Dead
0%
Make them drink it. Then kill them.
41%
Let them live, but punish them severely.
33%
You let them live, you finish the can, and wish you had some rum to put in it.
25%
Have you ever had sex on a public toilet?
Posted by Max Webster 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes
15%
No
65%
Not Sure
20%
YMC: New Years Eve
Posted by Max Webster 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Sober
46%
Drunk
53%
YMC: New Years Day
Posted by Max Webster 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Do Not Disturb
28%
Nothing Changes
71%
Boxing Day
Posted by Max Webster 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Thats when all the great sales start
7%
Never heard of it
7%
Does that make Dec. 25th Boxing eve?
30%
Is an outdated custom from across the pond
23%
Calling it the pond does not make it a pond
30%
Are you going to have a
Posted by Max Webster 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
white X-mas?
5%
green X-mas?
33%
beach X-mas?
5%
rich X-mas?
0%
drunk, broke, sitting alone cursing the bitch that left you X-mas?
11%
2 X-mas's?
5%
bacon X-mas?
0%
greedy, resentful of others X-mas?
0%
giving X-mas?
11%
unholy X-mas?
27%
Favourite Chocolate
Posted by Max Webster 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Dark
50%
Milk
36%
Bunny
4%
Hot
0%
Cake
9%
Have you ever had a Nanimo Bar?
Posted by Max Webster 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes
30%
No
20%
WTF?
50%
Will OJ die in jail?
Posted by Max Webster 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes
61%
No
38%
Worst Pie
Posted by Max Webster 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Cherry
0%
Mincemeat
47%
Dutch Apple
15%
Ruhbarb
10%
Pumpkin
5%
Pecan
5%
Custard
5%
Strawberry
5%
Blueberry
0%
Sweet Potato
5%
Have you ever hurt yourself, or others, or damaged property, Deep-Frying a Thanksgiving Turkey?
Posted by Max Webster 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
y/y/y
0%
y/y/n
0%
y/n/y
0%
n/y/y
7%
y/n/n
0%
n/y/n
0%
n/n/y
0%
n/n/n
42%
I roast the turkey
35%
I roast some other kind of meat
14%
Are you sick of X-mas yet?
Posted by Max Webster 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes!! I thought I was the only one.
47%
No, how can you be sick of X-mas already?
17%
I decorate my tree with rashers of bacon instead of tinsel.
35%
Are the Linkfilter mods fair? (Anonymity assured, there's no way they can see the results)
Posted by Max Webster 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Of course, to say otherwise would assure my demise
7%
No, bunch of high-and-mighty wankers
15%
I love linkfilter
46%
I love lunch
30%
"Would you stuff a five year old into the g-string of an 80-year old stripper?"
Posted by Max Webster 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
LFM for President
33%
No
33%
WTF!??!1
33%
Yes
0%
"Would you stuff a five year old into the g-string of an 80-year old stripper?"
Posted by Max Webster 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
LFM for President
28%
No
42%
WTF!??!1
0%
Yes
28%
Would you stuff a fiver into the g-string of an 80-year old stripper?
Posted by Max Webster 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes, Grannies got eat too
45%
No.
18%
barf
27%
Only to make sure she leaves it on in the last song
9%
Who will/would you vote for in the American elections this year?
Posted by Max Webster 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Barack Obama
91%
John McCain
0%
3rd Party through away vote
8%
How often are you late for work/school in a week 'case you were screwing around online and just didn't get ready and I just have to post ONE more poll before getting off the computer?
Posted by Max Webster 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
one
12%
two
12%
three
0%
four
0%
five
0%
six
0%
seven
0%
wait,
50%
thats more options
0%
than there are mornings
25%
Sushi, Whadda ya think?
Posted by Max Webster 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Gross. Raw fish is poison.
0%
Gross. Fish is poison.
0%
Poison is French for fish
7%
Love it!!!
92%