How many people can I get people to choose in one week?
Posted by Max Webster 2 years ago, closed 2 years ago
One
0%
Two
0%
Three
40%
Four
20%
Five
0%
Six
0%
Seven
40%
Eight
0%
Nine
0%
Ten
0%
What is the cause of the Poll Shortage?
Posted by Max Webster 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Hard to find quality poll material in the lengths needed
11%
Fix the poll shortage? That's a tall order!
11%
There are still two pole's, N and S. No shortage to report
0%
We may already be past Peak Poll Production
44%
Selling to the Chinese for a higher price
22%
Terrorism
11%
Why are there no polls?
Posted by Max Webster 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
There is at least one poll
12%
but it has limited appeal
0%
Too Cranky to be creative
0%
What do you call this?
12%
Saving up for the Royal Wedding on Friday
0%
It's not a pond
75%
Do you think it is acceptable to de-clawing cats?
Posted by Max Webster 8 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Yes
11%
No
77%
It is probably better than having them euthanized, as some people would do instead.
11%
YMC, Holidaze Edition
Posted by Max Webster 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
X-Mas
50%
New Years
50%
YMC, Liquid version
Posted by Max Webster 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Soda
90%
Pop
9%
Is Exterminate the best poll answer option yet?
Posted by Max Webster 9 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Bacon
36%
Exterminate
63%
YMC: Worst Canned Vegetable
Posted by Max Webster 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Peas
25%
Asparagus
16%
Mushrooms (While not a vegetable, the disgust caused by them earns them a place}
25%
Beets
25%
Corn
0%
Creamed Corn
8%
Bacon, because there truly is nothing it can't do.
0%
YMC!!!!!
Posted by Max Webster 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Klondike Bar
80%
Nanimo Bar
20%
Who will win the Stanley Cup in 2009? Why?
Posted by Max Webster 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Pittsburgh Penguins
25%
Detroit Red Wings
75%
Facebook
Posted by Max Webster 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
NEVER!!!!
29%
Okay, maybe a little
14%
Good, useful site
18%
Found old friends I haven't spoke to in years
11%
Found old love interest and hooked it up
0%
Join my useless app!
7%
Addicted, spend too much time there
18%
Would you kill the person who tried to slip you a can of the new Indian Cow Urine Cola called Cow Water?
Posted by Max Webster 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Dead
0%
Make them drink it. Then kill them.
41%
Let them live, but punish them severely.
33%
You let them live, you finish the can, and wish you had some rum to put in it.
25%
Have you ever had sex on a public toilet?
Posted by Max Webster 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Yes
15%
No
65%
Not Sure
20%
YMC: New Years Eve
Posted by Max Webster 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Sober
46%
Drunk
53%
YMC: New Years Day
Posted by Max Webster 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Do Not Disturb
28%
Nothing Changes
71%
Boxing Day
Posted by Max Webster 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Thats when all the great sales start
7%
Never heard of it
7%
Does that make Dec. 25th Boxing eve?
30%
Is an outdated custom from across the pond
23%
Calling it the pond does not make it a pond
30%
Are you going to have a
Posted by Max Webster 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
white X-mas?
5%
green X-mas?
33%
beach X-mas?
5%
rich X-mas?
0%
drunk, broke, sitting alone cursing the bitch that left you X-mas?
11%
2 X-mas's?
5%
bacon X-mas?
0%
greedy, resentful of others X-mas?
0%
giving X-mas?
11%
unholy X-mas?
27%
Favourite Chocolate
Posted by Max Webster 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Dark
50%
Milk
36%
Bunny
4%
Hot
0%
Cake
9%
Have you ever had a Nanimo Bar?
Posted by Max Webster 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Yes
30%
No
20%
WTF?
50%
Will OJ die in jail?
Posted by Max Webster 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Yes
61%
No
38%
Worst Pie
Posted by Max Webster 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Cherry
0%
Mincemeat
47%
Dutch Apple
15%
Ruhbarb
10%
Pumpkin
5%
Pecan
5%
Custard
5%
Strawberry
5%
Blueberry
0%
Sweet Potato
5%
Have you ever hurt yourself, or others, or damaged property, Deep-Frying a Thanksgiving Turkey?
Posted by Max Webster 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
y/y/y
0%
y/y/n
0%
y/n/y
0%
n/y/y
7%
y/n/n
0%
n/y/n
0%
n/n/y
0%
n/n/n
42%
I roast the turkey
35%
I roast some other kind of meat
14%
Are you sick of X-mas yet?
Posted by Max Webster 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Yes!! I thought I was the only one.
47%
No, how can you be sick of X-mas already?
17%
I decorate my tree with rashers of bacon instead of tinsel.
35%
Are the Linkfilter mods fair? (Anonymity assured, there's no way they can see the results)
Posted by Max Webster 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Of course, to say otherwise would assure my demise
7%
No, bunch of high-and-mighty wankers
15%
I love linkfilter
46%
I love lunch
30%
"Would you stuff a five year old into the g-string of an 80-year old stripper?"
Posted by Max Webster 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
LFM for President
33%
No
33%
WTF!??!1
33%
Yes
0%
"Would you stuff a five year old into the g-string of an 80-year old stripper?"
Posted by Max Webster 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
LFM for President
28%
No
42%
WTF!??!1
0%
Yes
28%
Would you stuff a fiver into the g-string of an 80-year old stripper?
Posted by Max Webster 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Yes, Grannies got eat too
45%
No.
18%
barf
27%
Only to make sure she leaves it on in the last song
9%
Who will/would you vote for in the American elections this year?
Posted by Max Webster 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Barack Obama
91%
John McCain
0%
3rd Party through away vote
8%
How often are you late for work/school in a week 'case you were screwing around online and just didn't get ready and I just have to post ONE more poll before getting off the computer?
Posted by Max Webster 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
one
12%
two
12%
three
0%
four
0%
five
0%
six
0%
seven
0%
wait,
50%
thats more options
0%
than there are mornings
25%
Sushi, Whadda ya think?
Posted by Max Webster 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Gross. Raw fish is poison.
0%
Gross. Fish is poison.
0%
Poison is French for fish
7%
Love it!!!
92%