Do you clean your posterior with your left hand or your right?
Posted by Qqadihuju 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Left
0%
Right
50%
I happen to be a sociological researcher looking for particular resonances in a certain society, and I consider a poll of this sort useless because of lack of guidelines as to race, religion, societal position and various other variables
8%
Oh please - just **** off
41%
Which volcano is Xenu really buried in?
Posted by Qqadihuju 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Hawaii
25%
Las Palmas
50%
Other (comment)
25%
Which is worse:
Posted by Qqadihuju 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
price gouging
0%
eye gouging
60%
global thermonuclear war
40%
a dentists' strike
0%
You Must Choose:
Posted by Qqadihuju 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
World Peace
100%
Cosmetic Dentistry
0%
Would you promise a teenager money or material goods if they achieved certain exam grades?
Posted by Qqadihuju 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes, because it would encourage them to study hard
25%
Yes, because otherwise they'd feel left out among their friends
0%
No, because that's not what academic success is about
25%
No, because of the damage it would cause them if they failed
0%
If they went out and got a job, they could earn it themselves
0%
Other (comment)
50%
Would you place a bet on your boss, who has a pacemaker, accepting an invite to dinner at a chain restaurant with the Village People?
Posted by Qqadihuju 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes
100%
No
0%
Maybe
0%
Other (please comment)
0%
This is the story of...
Posted by Qqadihuju 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
A girl who cried a river
16%
A man whose world has fallen apart
0%
Love, let's make it last forever
0%
My old man, just like his father before him
16%
The hare who lost his spectacles
0%
Bald-headed John, who talks a lot and is usually wrong
66%
Other (please comment)
0%
Who's your favourite Village Person?
Posted by Qqadihuju 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Ray
0%
David
0%
Felipe
100%
Jeff
0%
Alex
0%
Glenn (or Eric)
0%
I'm just a...
Posted by Qqadihuju 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
girl
7%
friend
0%
country boy
15%
jealous guy
7%
mess
46%
sweet transvestite
23%
You must choose!
Posted by Qqadihuju 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom
54%
Footy footy footy footy England England
18%
Santa Santa Santa Santa presents presents
9%
Potter Potter Potter Potter Weasley Weasley
18%
I don't want to...
Posted by Qqadihuju 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Miss a thing
11%
Lose you
11%
Live without you
0%
Spoil the party so I'll go
0%
Go to Chelsea
22%
Drink my whisky but still do
22%
Be a soldier mama I don't wanna die
11%
Other (comment)
22%
My name is...
Posted by Qqadihuju 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Prince
0%
Slim Shady
8%
Michael Caine
8%
Jonas
0%
Legion
16%
Not Susan
33%
Other (comment)
33%
Mama...
Posted by Qqadihuju 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Just killed a man
50%
He's making eyes at me
0%
Mia, here we go again
8%
I'm coming home
16%
Other (comment)
25%
I could be...
Posted by Qqadihuju 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
the one
16%
so good for you
33%
wrong, I could be right
41%
the driver of an articulated lorry
8%
Richard Cory
0%
something else (comment)
0%
The only way is...
Posted by Qqadihuju 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Up
0%
Down
0%
All the way
37%
The wrong way
12%
Jesus Christ
37%
Linux
12%
You Must Eat Curry!
Posted by Qqadihuju 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Korma
0%
Madras
13%
Vindaloo
33%
Jalfrezi
6%
Dhansak
0%
Masala
20%
Bhuna
0%
Other (please comment)
26%
Who IS Prince Harry's father?
Posted by Qqadihuju 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Prince Charles
15%
James Hewitt
23%
Will Carling
0%
Julian Clary
7%
Bungle (from Rainbow)
0%
Someone else
53%