WHAT DO YOU MEAN LINKFILTER IS BACK UP?!
Posted by XIV 3 years ago, closed 3 years ago
They should have sent a poet.
15%
I have 5 yrs worth of Reddit posts to regurgitate!! HOORAY
5%
Oh man I haven't seen my post/journal history in so long, I wonder what it....oh. Oh.
21%
I don't care so it makes no logical sense for me to see this poll to vote on it.
0%
How the fuck is XIV one of the highest rated users?!
10%
I missed you all.
47%
Have you ever had a song written about you?
Posted by XIV 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Yes, and it was awesome
16%
Yes, and it's tuhhrible
8%
Nope
41%
Bacon
33%
How do you pronounce David Byrne's name?
Posted by XIV 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
David Bernee
0%
David Burn
93%
David Buyurn
6%
What's the least useful character on your keyboard?
Posted by XIV 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
~
0%
|
11%
`
11%
^
0%
Fn key for laptops
11%
_
0%
&
0%
Scroll Lock
52%
The button that does the same thing as right clicking
5%
other (comment)
5%
So, you just got fired. Do you...
Posted by XIV 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Apply for unemployment and start looking for a new one immediately, as in 15 minutes ago immediately.
40%
Wallow in self-pity for an indeterminate amount of time, then get around to looking.
16%
Just wallow.
4%
Take a day or two to collect yourself, then hit the ground running.
32%
Bacon.
8%
What should you do when the woman of your dreams thinks you shouldn't be tied down to her at this point in your life?
Posted by XIV 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Take her advice and go your own way
7%
Push forward and damn the consequences
38%
Eat bacon, then cry.
53%
Would you rather spend intimate time with a member of your preferred sex or a furry?
Posted by XIV 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Preferred Sex
50%
Furry
25%
other (comment)
25%
You Must Search Engine!
Posted by XIV 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Google
88%
Bing
11%
other (comment)
0%
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Posted by XIV 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Hop on one foot
38%
Bark like a dog
7%
Kill a man
46%
other (comment)
7%
Is there any gravy in heaven?
Posted by XIV 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Rivers....beautiful brown rivers
55%
Your meat will be DRY and TASTELESS in the afterlife
33%
other
11%
Robotussin
Posted by XIV 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Delicious cold remedy
36%
Prescription to a cheap and hallucinatory Thursday night
63%
4th of July
Posted by XIV 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Time to celebrate USA's history
7%
Time to drink cheap beer and grill fud
15%
Time to enjoy sparkly firewords
30%
GOD SHUT UP SKY YOUR COLORFUL ASPLOSIONS ARE RATTLING MY ORGANS
46%
Favorite trump card in a Tarot deck?
Posted by XIV 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
The Tower
0%
Death
22%
The Hierophant
11%
The Hanged Man
22%
The Fool
0%
Judgement
11%
The Lovers
33%
The Chariot
0%
Wheel of Fortune
0%
other (comment)
0%
Favorite response to a poll question?
Posted by XIV 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Yes
5%
No
11%
Other
29%
bacon
47%
Anyone else getting a little tired of people casually using words like WIN and FAIL as declarations or other word tenses, especially in real-life conversation?
Posted by XIV 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Absolutely
38%
A little bit
23%
Nah
19%
FAIL
19%
Put your right hannnnd inn the box.
Posted by XIV 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
What's in the box?
33%
Pain.
33%
STOP
0%
Put your hand.
0%
In the box.
33%
Please put down your weapon, you have 20 seconds to comply.
Posted by XIV 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
You now have 15 seconds to comply.
20%
You are in direct violation of Penal Code 113, Section 9
6%
You now have 5 seconds.
0%
4, 3, 2, 1
0%
I am now authorized to use physical force.
13%
BABABABABABABAM
26%
...
0%
Bitches leave!
33%
What's better?
Posted by XIV 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Having the only AC unit in your multi-bedroom apartment
27%
Keeping said AC unit secret from your roommates as they slowly die a sticky, humid death
72%
If Phil Collins and Rob Zombie were stuck in an elevator for 2 weeks with no food/water, what would happen?
Posted by XIV 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Rob Zombie would be consumed by Mr. Collinses
18%
Phil Collins would be no match for the Zombie Onslaught
6%
They'd eventually wear each other out and just cuddle.
62%
other
12%
Who wears the pants when Mrs. Butterworth and Uncle Ben have a date with destiny?
Posted by XIV 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Mrs. Butterworth
7%
Uncle Ben
7%
There are no pants to be found, thank you.
84%
Which L4D character are you?
Posted by XIV 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Louis
50%
Bill
50%
Zoey
0%
Francis
0%
Which L4D boss are you?
Posted by XIV 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Smoker
0%
Boomer
0%
Hunter
0%
Tank
100%
Witch
0%
Soap?
Posted by XIV 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Soap.
0%
Soap.
0%
Soap.
0%
SOAP
7%
SOAP
0%
SOAP
0%
SOAP!
7%
SOAP!
7%
SOAP!
7%
DAMMIT BEAG BUY MORE SOAP!!!!!!
69%
What do you think a grue looks like?
Posted by XIV 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Post responses
0%
below, plz.
100%
Don't you hate when polls double post outta nowhere?!
Posted by XIV 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
ARGH!
28%
Gives me an excuse to make up something else.
14%
Bacon
57%
From what era of time do your musical tastes tend to gravitiate towards?
Posted by XIV 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
100+ years ago
4%
50-100 years ago
8%
30-40 years ago
33%
20 years ago
16%
10 years ago
0%
5 years ago
8%
last year
0%
right now
12%
5 years from now
4%
other (comment)
12%
Can others legitimately label you as a creator/provider of art (writer, musician, artist, actor)?
Posted by XIV 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Yes
47%
No
28%
I would call myself that, but maybe not others.
23%
other (comment)
0%
Should you feel bad if you inadvertantly ripped major ass seconds before the cleaning lady empties your trash?
Posted by XIV 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Gross!
22%
A little.
22%
You never. NEVER. Feel bad about it.
22%
She probably thinks it's funny too.
33%
What are your dreams like most of the time?
Posted by XIV 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Grounded in reality.
20%
Completely off the charts of any real time and space.
10%
A cohesive mixture of the two.
65%
Other
5%
Do you want an oreo hole?
Posted by XIV 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Abso...lutely
50%
Yikes!
40%
other
10%