WHAT DO YOU MEAN LINKFILTER IS BACK UP?!
Posted by XIV 2 years ago, closed 1 year ago
They should have sent a poet.
15%
I have 5 yrs worth of Reddit posts to regurgitate!! HOORAY
5%
Oh man I haven't seen my post/journal history in so long, I wonder what it....oh. Oh.
21%
I don't care so it makes no logical sense for me to see this poll to vote on it.
0%
How the fuck is XIV one of the highest rated users?!
10%
I missed you all.
47%
Have you ever had a song written about you?
Posted by XIV 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Yes, and it was awesome
16%
Yes, and it's tuhhrible
8%
Nope
41%
Bacon
33%
How do you pronounce David Byrne's name?
Posted by XIV 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
David Bernee
0%
David Burn
93%
David Buyurn
6%
What's the least useful character on your keyboard?
Posted by XIV 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
~
0%
|
11%
`
11%
^
0%
Fn key for laptops
11%
_
0%
&
0%
Scroll Lock
52%
The button that does the same thing as right clicking
5%
other (comment)
5%
So, you just got fired. Do you...
Posted by XIV 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Apply for unemployment and start looking for a new one immediately, as in 15 minutes ago immediately.
40%
Wallow in self-pity for an indeterminate amount of time, then get around to looking.
16%
Just wallow.
4%
Take a day or two to collect yourself, then hit the ground running.
32%
Bacon.
8%
What should you do when the woman of your dreams thinks you shouldn't be tied down to her at this point in your life?
Posted by XIV 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Take her advice and go your own way
7%
Push forward and damn the consequences
38%
Eat bacon, then cry.
53%
Would you rather spend intimate time with a member of your preferred sex or a furry?
Posted by XIV 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Preferred Sex
50%
Furry
25%
other (comment)
25%
You Must Search Engine!
Posted by XIV 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Google
88%
Bing
11%
other (comment)
0%
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Posted by XIV 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Hop on one foot
38%
Bark like a dog
7%
Kill a man
46%
other (comment)
7%
Is there any gravy in heaven?
Posted by XIV 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Rivers....beautiful brown rivers
55%
Your meat will be DRY and TASTELESS in the afterlife
33%
other
11%
Robotussin
Posted by XIV 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Delicious cold remedy
36%
Prescription to a cheap and hallucinatory Thursday night
63%
4th of July
Posted by XIV 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Time to celebrate USA's history
7%
Time to drink cheap beer and grill fud
15%
Time to enjoy sparkly firewords
30%
GOD SHUT UP SKY YOUR COLORFUL ASPLOSIONS ARE RATTLING MY ORGANS
46%
Favorite trump card in a Tarot deck?
Posted by XIV 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
The Tower
0%
Death
22%
The Hierophant
11%
The Hanged Man
22%
The Fool
0%
Judgement
11%
The Lovers
33%
The Chariot
0%
Wheel of Fortune
0%
other (comment)
0%
Favorite response to a poll question?
Posted by XIV 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Yes
5%
No
11%
Other
29%
bacon
47%
Anyone else getting a little tired of people casually using words like WIN and FAIL as declarations or other word tenses, especially in real-life conversation?
Posted by XIV 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Absolutely
38%
A little bit
23%
Nah
19%
FAIL
19%
Put your right hannnnd inn the box.
Posted by XIV 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
What's in the box?
33%
Pain.
33%
STOP
0%
Put your hand.
0%
In the box.
33%
Please put down your weapon, you have 20 seconds to comply.
Posted by XIV 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
You now have 15 seconds to comply.
20%
You are in direct violation of Penal Code 113, Section 9
6%
You now have 5 seconds.
0%
4, 3, 2, 1
0%
I am now authorized to use physical force.
13%
BABABABABABABAM
26%
...
0%
Bitches leave!
33%
What's better?
Posted by XIV 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Having the only AC unit in your multi-bedroom apartment
27%
Keeping said AC unit secret from your roommates as they slowly die a sticky, humid death
72%
If Phil Collins and Rob Zombie were stuck in an elevator for 2 weeks with no food/water, what would happen?
Posted by XIV 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Rob Zombie would be consumed by Mr. Collinses
18%
Phil Collins would be no match for the Zombie Onslaught
6%
They'd eventually wear each other out and just cuddle.
62%
other
12%
Who wears the pants when Mrs. Butterworth and Uncle Ben have a date with destiny?
Posted by XIV 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Mrs. Butterworth
7%
Uncle Ben
7%
There are no pants to be found, thank you.
84%
Which L4D character are you?
Posted by XIV 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Louis
50%
Bill
50%
Zoey
0%
Francis
0%
Which L4D boss are you?
Posted by XIV 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Smoker
0%
Boomer
0%
Hunter
0%
Tank
100%
Witch
0%
Soap?
Posted by XIV 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Soap.
0%
Soap.
0%
Soap.
0%
SOAP
7%
SOAP
0%
SOAP
0%
SOAP!
7%
SOAP!
7%
SOAP!
7%
DAMMIT BEAG BUY MORE SOAP!!!!!!
69%
What do you think a grue looks like?
Posted by XIV 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Post responses
0%
below, plz.
100%
Don't you hate when polls double post outta nowhere?!
Posted by XIV 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
ARGH!
28%
Gives me an excuse to make up something else.
14%
Bacon
57%
From what era of time do your musical tastes tend to gravitiate towards?
Posted by XIV 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
100+ years ago
4%
50-100 years ago
8%
30-40 years ago
33%
20 years ago
16%
10 years ago
0%
5 years ago
8%
last year
0%
right now
12%
5 years from now
4%
other (comment)
12%
Can others legitimately label you as a creator/provider of art (writer, musician, artist, actor)?
Posted by XIV 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Yes
47%
No
28%
I would call myself that, but maybe not others.
23%
other (comment)
0%
Should you feel bad if you inadvertantly ripped major ass seconds before the cleaning lady empties your trash?
Posted by XIV 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Gross!
22%
A little.
22%
You never. NEVER. Feel bad about it.
22%
She probably thinks it's funny too.
33%
What are your dreams like most of the time?
Posted by XIV 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Grounded in reality.
20%
Completely off the charts of any real time and space.
10%
A cohesive mixture of the two.
65%
Other
5%
Do you want an oreo hole?
Posted by XIV 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Abso...lutely
50%
Yikes!
40%
other
10%