You must Omegle:
Posted by aardvocate 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Random fun
50%
Interesting chats
0%
Mess with people
25%
Meet people
0%
Spam people
0%
What? People are still on that?
0%
What? Omega who now?
25%
Brett Favre's unretirement...
Posted by aardvocate 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Is a desperate cry for media attention but won't actually happen.
14%
Will catapult the Vikings to Super Bowl contention.
0%
Will catapult John Madden out of retirement.
14%
Is a sports surgeon's dream.
14%
Is this last damn thing I care about.
57%
Is it time to give the insult "douchebag" a rest?
Posted by aardvocate 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes
29%
Yes, but keep plays on the word
11%
No, not yet
0%
Never gonna give [it] up
29%
Shut up, douchebag!
29%
You must douchebag alternative:
Posted by aardvocate 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
douchenozzle
35%
douchenugget
7%
doucheswaggler
21%
douchecake
14%
other: comment
21%
You must Mexican(-American) food:
Posted by aardvocate 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Taco
7%
Burrito
7%
Fajita
0%
Fajita Burrito
14%
Chimichanga
0%
Enchilada
14%
Quesadilla
21%
Tamale
7%
Taco salad
14%
Something else about which you will comment
14%
You must Wii Sports:
Posted by aardvocate 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Tennis
13%
Baseball
13%
Bowling
13%
Golf
13%
Boxing
13%
Must I, really?
33%
You were just told you'll die in the next decade.
Posted by aardvocate 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Damn. Why'd you tell me that?
20%
Excellent, I will now do everything I always wanted to do.
26%
Meh. I'll pretend like I don't know.
33%
Oh, eff this, I'll just kill myself now.
6%
Uh, oh. God? Allah? Buddha? Better choose fast.
0%
Other
13%
You must choose salad base:
Posted by aardvocate 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Baby spinach
50%
Romaine lettuce
50%
Did you ever put sprinkles in your applesauce as a kid? Do you now?
Posted by aardvocate 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes, yes.
0%
Yes, no.
0%
No, yes.
0%
No, no, sounds good.
0%
No, no, you're crazy.
100%
You must choose:
Posted by aardvocate 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Biscuit
59%
Cornbread
40%
Just wars?
Posted by aardvocate 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Every war is just
0%
Every war the U.S. fights is just
0%
Some wars are just
0%
Very few wars are just
16%
Just wars exist only in theory
16%
There is no such thing as a just war
66%
Other/comment
0%
Hypothetically, let's say 2008 features Hillary vs. Jeb. Who will win?
Posted by aardvocate 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Clinton
27%
Bush
36%
McCain (or other major third-party emerger)
0%
Charles Barkley (or other celebrity "world-shocker")
0%
Mickey Mouse on write-in votes
36%
What male celebrity has the most recognizable hairdo?
Posted by aardvocate 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Conan O'Brien
35%
Sam Donaldson
14%
Ben Wallace
0%
Bono
7%
James Carville
7%
One of the many others I can't think of right now (leave a comment)
35%
If you could make your bowel movements smell like anything at all, what would it be?
Posted by aardvocate 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Lilies
0%
Lilacs
18%
Fresh cinnamon rolls
36%
Chocolate chip cookies
9%
Feces... just for nostalgia
27%
Other (comment)
9%
Most underrated candy bar ever?
Posted by aardvocate 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Please
57%
leave a comment.
42%
Radio, yo?
Posted by aardvocate 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Commercial broadcast (AM/FM)
37%
Public broadcast (NPR)
25%
Satellite (Sirius/XM)
12%
Internet (broadcasts/shows, not just song downloads)
25%
Other?
0%
Nalgene bottle?
Posted by aardvocate 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Sure, maybe when I'm camping.
6%
Totally! Like my stickers?
13%
Yeah, it seems to hold liquids well.
20%
Pfffft.
6%
Nal-what?
53%
Other
0%
You must concert:
Posted by aardvocate 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Bar/club
80%
Stadium/arena
20%
You must concert (part 2):
Posted by aardvocate 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Indoors
83%
Outdoors
16%
You must acquit:
Posted by aardvocate 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
If the glove doesn't fit.
0%
If the money's right.
100%
You must long john:
Posted by aardvocate 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Filled
60%
Not filled
40%
You must fake-tobacco-product product:
Posted by aardvocate 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Big League Chew
11%
Candy Cigarettes
88%
How many days are you getting paid not to work over 'the holidays' (including any vacation you're taking)?
Posted by aardvocate 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Zero
23%
One
7%
Two
0%
Three
7%
Four
0%
Five to six
23%
Seven to nine
7%
Ten or more (you lucky dog)
30%
You must Charlie Brown special:
Posted by aardvocate 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
A Charlie Brown Christmas
85%
It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
14%
You must dumbest cartoon father figure:
Posted by aardvocate 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Peter Griffin
54%
Homer Simpson
45%
Are you an eBay addict?
Posted by aardvocate 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes.
7%
I used to be, but that's like, soo early-2000s.
7%
Nope, I can control myself.
50%
Nope, never use it.
35%
Other/comment.
0%
You must TV-comedy romance:
Posted by aardvocate 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Dave and Lisa (NewsRadio)
42%
Elaine and Putty (Seinfeld)
57%
Will I make it to LF Immortality before I leave work today? (400 XP in 3 hrs with 9 CP)
Posted by aardvocate 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes
20%
No
0%
Get back to work
40%
Pineapple
40%
Will I make it to LF Immortality before I leave work today? (400 XP in 3 hrs with 9 CP)
Posted by aardvocate 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes
0%
No
0%
Get back to work
100%
Pineapple
0%
If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
Posted by aardvocate 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes, I'd be delicious.
90%
No. I guess that's why they call me Whiskas.
10%