When you're unemployed sitting at the park with a dvd player, every day is...
Posted by aktaeon 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Independence Day
0%
Judgment Day
18%
Training Day
0%
The Day of the Jackal
0%
Day Watch
0%
The Day After Tomorrow
0%
The Longest Day
45%
Dog Day
0%
Day of the Dead
27%
Daddy Day Care
9%
Which album would get the most play in the soundtrack to your current life?
Posted by aktaeon 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Who's Next - The Who
21%
Abbey Road - The Beatles
14%
Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd
21%
ZOSO - Led Zeppelin
21%
Nebraska - Bruce Spingsteen
0%
Electric Ladyland - Jimi Hendrix
7%
Blood on the Tracks - Bob Dylan
7%
The Band - The Band
0%
Aqualung - Jethro Tull
7%
Let It Bleed - The Rolling Stones
0%
You must Arizona with a spirited but somewhat fragile grandmother
Posted by aktaeon 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Phoenix
11%
Tempe
22%
Flagstaff
11%
* Sedona (included in all options)
22%
Jerome
11%
Other
22%
Have you been drunk and thrown up on yourself in public this year?
Posted by aktaeon 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes
0%
No
100%
Other
0%
Bacon
0%
Has someone thrown up on you in public this year?
Posted by aktaeon 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes
0%
No
70%
Other
0%
Bacon
20%
Which kind of failure is worse
Posted by aktaeon 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Failure of the mind
91%
Failure of the heart
8%
You Must Choose, Barack Obama and John McCain Edition
Posted by aktaeon 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Better than George Bush
23%
Better than George Bush, Bacon
7%
Better than George Bush, Other
0%
Better than George Bush, Other, Bacon
0%
Certain people hate Thomas Jefferson
69%
You must Santa!
Posted by aktaeon 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Jolly Coca Cola Santa
0%
Skinny Santa
0%
Extravagantly Dressed European Santa
40%
Gangsta Santa
0%
Bondage Santa
20%
Santa's Cousin Ralph (sees you when you're showering)
40%
Other
0%
You must Thanksgiving Dinner!
Posted by aktaeon 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Turkey
57%
Chilli
0%
Sammich
0%
Chinese
0%
Sushi
7%
Mexican
14%
Pot Luck
7%
No Luck
0%
Sleep for Dinner
0%
Other (three state killing spree)
14%
All of these things are exactly the same, choose one:
Posted by aktaeon 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
A house
20%
Three
20%
Lethargy
0%
Ridicule
0%
Absolutism
0%
Leaves of Grass
40%
Paranormal investgation
20%
Double
0%
Effervescent
0%
Particularly
0%
What is malted toast?
Posted by aktaeon 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Bad toast
10%
Good toast
30%
Canadian term for beer
10%
They pull bags over their milk
30%
I don't know how they do it
20%
At what age are children hardest to travel with:
Posted by aktaeon 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
0 to 6 months
0%
6 to 12 months
0%
1 year old
0%
2 years old
42%
3 years old
28%
4 years old
0%
5 years old
0%
6 to 8 years old
0%
8 to 12 years old
0%
12+
28%
Why do people buy so many books?
Posted by aktaeon 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
To keep up appearances
0%
In a misguided attempt to woo super-nerds
0%
To substantiate their claims of intellectualism
22%
To use as an appeal to authority instead of actually being able to articulate their own view points
11%
Book hoarding disease
11%
Keep books around for kids
0%
To feel like they are spending their celibacy wisely
33%
Because having books means you get to stay inside and never learn how to dance or create anything
0%
Fear of the outside world
11%
Anything but books is dangerous, for holding down the paper or bacon, taking over the world, terrorism, or other
11%
Exploiting the sexuality of children for profit:
Posted by aktaeon 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Inalienable human right
6%
Worth protecting
6%
Legal
0%
Legal, but I hate it
0%
Gray area, not worth worrying about
13%
Gray area, worth worrying about
0%
Slippery slope: Art
6%
Slippery slope: Candid family photos
20%
We should find a way to prohibit it
20%
Come near me or my children at your own peril, you fucking pedophiles. We have guns!
26%
What were you most thankful for this Thanksgiving:
Posted by aktaeon 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Family
31%
Friends
18%
Health
12%
Bacon
12%
American Football
6%
Bloated and Tired
0%
Never Eat that Much Again
6%
God is Punishing Me
0%
The Horror, The Horror
0%
The Traditional Thanksgiving Afternoon Nap
12%
Have you ever been homeless?
Posted by aktaeon 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Periodically homeless.
0%
Was once homeless. Not that terrifying. Always knew I would get back on my feet.
10%
Was once homeless. Scared the shit out of me. But, now I don't worry about it.
0%
Homeless once. Scared the shit out of me. Now I'm risk averse.
0%
Lived in various non-homes (halfway houses, homeless shelters, hostels).
0%
Lived out of my car.
0%
Various stages of homelessness and cars.
10%
Barrowed couch space from friends, churches, random friendly strangers.
42%
Other (comment)
36%
You wake up one morning and everyone around you is addicted to crap daytime drama and goth-girl livejournals:
Posted by aktaeon 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Live joylessly forever.
7%
Kill yourself.
0%
Murder suicide.
0%
Unplug the internets.
15%
Booze.
30%
Relax. It is even worse in Cleveland.
15%
Kill everyone in Iowa, burn their bodies, grind the remains into ash, mix them with plaster and make cheery little garden gnomes that you can sell on ebay.
30%
Did you vote wrong?
Posted by aktaeon 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Yes.
30%
Florida.
70%
Ain't Go No Rum?
Posted by aktaeon 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Yes.
25%
Florida.
12%
Coalition of the Damned.
62%
Is it possible to have a community site without jerks who constantly stir up shit?
Posted by aktaeon 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes meaning no.
33%
No meaning no.
66%
How long until Linkfilter becomes FreeRepublicJr.
Posted by aktaeon 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
It already happened
16%
It just happened, just now
5%
Twenty four hours
0%
Fourty eight hours
0%
One week
0%
Two weeks
0%
Bacon
77%
It's 1am. You've had too much to drink. You have to deploy a change affecting 1400 users...
Posted by aktaeon 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
You only live forever once...
66%
Oh my God, I'm so drunk...
0%
I can't remember the last time I...
0%
delete * from account_credit...
8%
Call in sick...
16%
bacon
8%
Big Asses or Big Bibles
Posted by aktaeon 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Asses
86%
Bibles
13%
Today, I accomplished more in one day than...
Posted by aktaeon 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Some people do in an hour...
14%
Some people do in 10 minutes...
35%
I accomplished nothing...
50%
You must choose a god!
Posted by aktaeon 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Tubgirl
42%
Jesus
57%
Which top level domain do you wish was available right now, or the terrorists win?
Posted by aktaeon 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
.superstar (as in fuckin.superstar or jerryfalwell.superstar)
0%
.house (as in guevara.house, bears.house, and bigass.house)
17%
.bitches (as in those.bitches, these.bitches, and my.bitches)
5%
.shit (primarily for flash based websites)
11%
.bottoms (as in bell.bottoms, their.bottoms, and gay.bottoms)
0%
.otter
29%
.isruininglinkfilter
11%
.whatevawhatevaidowhatiwantwhateva
11%
.japanesesexshop
5%
Other (comment)
5%
Whoops, you screwed up and went to hell. Now YOU MUST CHOOSE:
Posted by aktaeon 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
Receiving end of anal sex with ugly men, forever.
5%
Receiving end of anal sex with ugly women, forever.
40%
Tea party with Ann Coulter and Matt Garrett, forever.
30%
Slurping spoiled milk and toe-jam out of Rush Limbaugh's crack, forever.
0%
Twila Paris and Michael W. Smith concert just for you, Nancy Reagan, and Karl Rove, forever.
0%
I Pod? No! You Pod!, forever.
25%
Could Tim Burton Have Done Better Than Gibson With Tony Shalhoub As Jesus
Posted by aktaeon 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
You're damn right.
42%
Hell, yeah.
7%
Of course.
21%
No question.
28%
How do you want the human species to be destroyed?
Posted by aktaeon 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
Giant asteroid collision destroys all life on earth instantly.
10%
Medium size asteroid collision destroys one continent and the dust particles sent into the air cover the earth and destroy all life.
10%
Nuclear war leads to totally annihilation of all life forms.
0%
A virus that liquefies internal organs is developed in a lab in the US and spreads airborn to all mammals.
0%
A Giant Stay-Puffed Marshmallow man climbs out of Uranus and destroys our Galaxy.
0%
There is a God. The Universe was Created. God throws a tantrum and uncreates the universe.
20%
Something to do with Ben Stein.
0%
Something to do with the Baldwin Brothers.
10%
Monty Python
40%
Other (I don’t want the earth to be destroyed, you idiot!)
10%
Recast the Matrix! Who would you choose as Morpheus, Neo, and Trinity
Posted by aktaeon 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
George Lopez, Tim Blake Nelson, Helena Bonham Carter
0%
Ed Asner, Don Cheadle, Hilary Swank
16%
Ozzie Davis, Clifton Collins, Jr., Parker Posey
16%
Robert Duvall, Jack Black, Shirley Henderson
16%
None. The casting is perfect, you jackass!!!
16%
Other (post a new cast in your comments)
33%
Other (I'd animate it and do all the voices myself)
0%